GottaLetitgo said:

:roflmao:

GottaLetitgo said:

me thinks someone is being modest. if my ugly ass can get two votes without even asking for them, you could easily win

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

I can pretty much sum up the Captain for you since you didn't follow.

Large genitals, liked hookers, 17 different STIs, including some named after him. Referred to himself in third person a lot.

Pretty much it. But damn if I didn't love him!

cborgman said:

I'll just draw everyone a mental picture.

As with most people of great wit, I have piercing blue eyes, rock solid abs, and an ass that simply refuses to quit.

Sadly, though, I started balding when I was 14 so you can't have everything.

GottaLetitgo said:

hot witty bastid.

Im just reading, and cracking up as I do so. he's just so dern funny!

GottaLetitgo said:

That blue eyed remark is sure to get you to take a few sharp remarks...

As for the bald? pffft hot! The man who had my attention the tightest in this world lost his hair very young... Never bothered me for a second!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Don't want to start a controversy with eye color, particulary since mine are actually grey/hazel and not piercing blue. Rods and cones in the eyes have no, repeat no, correlation with great wit whatsoever.

Hair follicules, however, do. The less hair you have, the funnier you are. Look it up in medical journals. With receeding hair lines and big bald spots on the top of your dome, humor has an easier time seeping into the medula oblongota.

cborgman said:

Maybe I could change my name to that. GottaLetitgo never really made much sense anyway.

GottaLetitgo said:

Gotitletigo fits in nicely with being follicularly challenged.

purplerein said:

Don't get me wrong. I do have some hair. I'm not George Costanza over here. Yet.

GottaLetitgo said:

But how does that make you feel?

GottaLetitgo said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

IB, i love your rosie perez avie..

GottaLetitgo said:

Just shave it. That's hot.

purplerein said:

and i yours!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

you're adorable, Bitch

purplerein said:

and you have excellent taste!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

why thank you. I've been told I taste good too!

GottaLetitgo said:

You really caught me off guard. I never would've guessed Captain was you. I'm starting to miss my alter egos now. I might conjure something up soon though.....for old time sake.

purplerein said:

for once, i just might be speechless...

purplerein said:

Chilly on cold winter days.

JustErin said:

My back too? I've been trying to comb the back hair over.

AnckSuNamun said:

I don't know how much of the Captain actually was me in this parallel universe somewhere. But I like the universe I'm in. The Captain was a nice persona to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

GottaLetitgo said:

To trim or wax the backhair...that is the question.

How hairy are you? Are we talking about light coverage or are you a yeti?

JustErin said:

Full disclosure...not that hairy. I have no back hair and little chest hair. The balding is going on everywhere.

I'm talking too much about my body hair aren't I?

That is how to kill a thread.

purplerein said:

pinkgirl93 said:

I'm never leaving this thread. I'm just going to live here.

GottaLetitgo said:

so are YOU hot?

ZombieKitten said:

My wife thinks so. She certainly didn't marry me for my money or personality.