Have a safe trip Captain Chaos & Disorder !

http://www.rottentomatoes...full=45639

Greetz from Blankman

This is the most beautiful tribute the Captain has ever seen. We're talking tears here. Thank you 100MPH.
[Edited 9/10/06 11:50am]

mrdespues said:

The Creator denies writing about otters. But yes, I am a little tipsy right now.

CaptainChaos said:

There were threads...not necessarily writing. Lots of pictures, though.

As I recall.

The Captain has asked the Creator for an extension, since this outpouring has been so beautiful and heartfelt. The Creator says that I will just piss it away on easy penis and hooker jokes. He's probably right.

CaptainChaos said:

So , where's your new destiny heading ?

mrdespues said:

The Creator says his or her threads are not nearly as prosaic as that and were mostly filled with the pathetic ramblings or a very unhappy man or woman.

Okay the Creator didn't really say that. What can they do? Kill the Captain? Please, it's already done.

The Creator is formally invited to go and have intercourse with him or her self.

Anybody ready for hints yet to the identity of the Creator? Because once the Creator is revealed, the Captain is a corpse. CaptainCorpse...maybe I can come back as that?

100MPH said:

Probably a guest stint on "Taxicab Confessions".

The phone isn't exactly ringing off the hook here people.

CaptainChaos said:

CTheUncanny?

mrdespues said:

He can't admit it 'cause he was banned for life.

CaptainChaos said:

Hint one: The Creator is a male. I threw the female option in to fool everyone.

That narrows down doesn't it.

Hint two: The Admiral is not the Creator.

The Captain has been called away for a little while. Continue the speculation for as long as you would like. All will be revealed this evening...

CaptainChaos said:

Well , let's go 2 memorylane in the meantime : http://www.youtube.com/wa...1Pwn0KNBuw

CaptainChaos said:

To speculate, one must be unsure of the answer.

Gottaletitgo!

Hello Captain .. au revoir.

Lyrics to Hooray for Captain Chaos:

Jamison: There's something that I'd like to state
That he's too modest to relate.
The Captain is a moral man.
Sometimes he finds it trying.

Chaos: This fact I'll emphasize with stress:
I never take a drink unless
Somebody's buying.

Crowd: The Captain is a very moral man.

Jamison: If he hears anything obscene,
He'll naturally repel it.

Chaos: I hate a dirty joke I do,
Unless it's told by someone who
Knows how to tell it.

Crowd: The Captain is a very moral man.
Hooray for Captain Chaos,
The Internet Explorer.

Chaos: Did someone call me Orger?

Crowd: Hooray hooray hooray!

Chaos: [Wacky Dance]

Jamison: He went into the jungle,
Where all the monkeys throw nuts.

Chaos: If I stay here I'll go nuts.

Crowd: Hooray hooray hooray.

Chaos: [Wacky Dance]

Crowd: He put all his reliance
In courage and defiance.
And risked his life for science.

Chaos: Hey hey!

Mrs. Rittenhouse: He is the only orger who covered every acre.

Chaos: I think I'll try and make her.

Crowd: Hooray hooray hooray!

Chaos: [Extended Wacky Dance]

Crowd: He put all his reliance
In courage and defiance.
And risked his life for science.

Chaos: Hey hey!

Crowd: Hooray for Captain Chaos,
The Internet explorer.
He brought his name undying fame,
And that is why we say:
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

Chaos (spoken): My friends, I am highly gratified at this
magnificent display of effusion. And I want you to know -

Crowd (interrupting): Hooray for Captain Chaos,
The Internet explorer.
He brought his name undying fame,
And that is why we say:
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

Chaos (spoken): My friends, I am highly gratified at this
magnificent display of effusion. And I want you to know -

Crowd (interrupting again): Hooray for Captain Chaos,
The Internet explorer.
He brought his name undying fame,
And that is why we say:
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

Chaos (spoken): My friends, I am highly gratified at this
magnificent display of effusion. And I want you to know -
(singing): Hooray for Captain Chaos,
the Internet explorer.
(spoken): Well, somebody's gotta do it.

TheC is the obvious answer, but do I care? No.

kidelrich said:

Damn it, man, that's beautiful!

Still not ready to reveal the Creator yet...in the next hour or two...I'm trying to bribe him but he's unbending.

If I catch the Creator out on the street I'm going to kick his ass.

Here's another hint: The Creator is the complete opposite of the Captain. Except where he is similar.

That should seal it for you.

Die already!!!

Sorry, usually I'm a peaceful bovine but this is taking forever.

You'll love death Captain. It's worked just great for me.

Go to the light, go to the light.

Cow said:

Let me tell you a little more about The Creator. Time is drawing near.

The Creator is someone who some of you know some of you don't. He spent a lot of his time on the Prince Discussion page before bravely venturing to the General Discussion page, where he was astounded by the humor and levity and comradarie of the citizens there. But soon The Creator felt sad because it seemed like there were 8 or 9 people who got all of the Org glory while many languished in obscurity. The Creator attempted any number of attention getting schemes but still found himself on the outside looking in. So The Creator eventually, on the verge of giving up and joining LionelRichie, Org due to perhaps, less competition, came up with an idea. A masked rebel. A Phantom of the Opera esque character who would right the wrongs and bring glory to the many, many Orgers who don't get the attention they deserve. Two things happened though that probably prevented this.

1) The best that The Creator could do was rip off the Dom Deluise character in "Cannonball Run".

2) The Creator turned the Captain into a multiple personalitied hornball obessessed with his own genitals.

The Creator eventually found that he enjoyed being the Captain more than he did being his own boring ass self. Because people like the Captain. They dig the Captain. They think the Captain is foxy. But as time went on, the Creator had a hard time writing for his creation because his experiences were so different than those of his own. The Captain languished in repetition and the Creator feared ennui was setting in. So the Creator, loving the Captain as he did, decided it was time to let the Captain go. And be himself again. His boring ass self. And if the Org never embraced him, so be it.

Because the Creator as much as he wanted to be the Captain, was not the Captain. He is who he is and he hopes who he is is good enough for the Org.

The Captain loves you all. The Captain is shipping off.


(Several hours later)

Ahoy mateys, I think I spot dry land. Wait...it's an island of nubile, naked, really nearsighted hookers. Oh the Creator loves me after all. The Captain will be just fine.

Goodbye.

Well, it can't be IceNine.

2the9s said:

Damn it, guilty as charged.

I am CaptainChaos.

Discuss.

PS: I was also AndrewRidgely too but I don't expect much discussion on that.

I feel so like Patrick Dempsey in "Can't Buy Me Love" right now.

Was I right?

Are you Anksunamun?