DarkKnight1 said:

If U're lookin' 4 the man that will walk away from responsibility
I ain't the one {x3}
And if U're lookin' 4 the brotha that'll treat U like anything but a queen
I ain't the one

But if U're lookin' 4 a man that'll sweep U off your tired weary feet
Pay your bills, buy U pretty dresses
And take U anywhere U wanna eat
Make love 2 U every night of the week
Oh, don't think it over, girl
Look no further
I am the one
Oh yes I am

If U're lookin' 4 a man that'll make big money
And keep it all 2 himself
I ain't the one
No, no - not me
And if U're lookin' 4 a man that'll have 10 women
And confuse it all with his wealth
Listen here, I ain't that one
No, no no - wait a minute

If U're lookin' 4 a man who can share his dinero (His money)
Buy U half the town (Half the town)
Treat every step U take (Every step)
As if U're walkin', huh, on holy ground (Holy ground)
Place U, place U above all others
When it comes, when it comes 2 the gettin' on down (Down)
Look no further, ooh
Your man's around (He's around)
Oh yes he is

He's standing right here, right here (Right here, right here)
Don't U look no further, girl
He's standing right here, right here

(I am the one) {x2}

If U're lookin' 4 a man that'll make U feel like time has just begun, oh
A man that'll make U feel like U're the only thing that ever mattered
Underneath the sun, underneath the sun, ooh
If U're lookin' 4 somebody
Who'll turn your bad day into one long night of fun
Look no further, baby
I'm... I'm the one

Oh yes I am
I am the one
Don't U look no further, girl
Oh, I am the one
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh
My, my, my little Mayte
I'm the one

[sarcasm] Prince is such a whipped, sissy boy. [/sarcasm]

I read that link initially as 'chimpanzee'

I recently took my wife to the guesthouse we first stayed at together. This was a few weeks ago, loosely around 6 years after we first met and around the time we hooked up a year later (give or take a month, or two ). Not to worry, we hadn't done something like this in a while so it was like an anniversary for us. I just surprised her one morning, we packed our stuff, and we stayed there for a night and two days. The place used to be all dark and grimy, but since then they've completely redone the whole place, put up a 4 storey hotel, but still kept the gardens and stream outside with a lovely bar and restaurant. We had a few beers, met some travelers, ate pizza, talked a lot and had plenty of sex to make up for the lack of privacy we have at home. It was fantastic!

amorbella said:

ReturnofDOOK said:

She certainly is Dook

I have to ask, Sorry, But why has your Avatar got 777 stamped on his forehead??

After Chez Penniez,


you're going to go to CHEZ PANTIES,

and then she's going to go to CHEZ PENIS.


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

you worked on that one all night, didn't you!

NDRU said:

..yes.....


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

don't be sad, it was a very well crafted joke!

NDRU said:

I DO try.....




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