XxAxX said:

implants? like fake testicles? i ahve seen those on tv

cborgman said:

birth control implants. like norplant for human females

LleeLlee said:

Yes, it is, thank you.

Obviously LleeLlee doesn't appreciate a fine poodle grooming, but I know some of you out there will appreciate the subtlety in my handiwork:



Give it up, fellow poodle stylists!

Ace said:

very good scissor job (i worked at a groomery), but i think llee-llee is asking what the point of those cuts is. i know the reason the cut is as it is is to keep the joints that the hair covers warm to protect the joints, as poodles are notorious for arthritis, but she's asking why cut it at all.

i think

Ace said:

Oh god! I thought male hair-stylists were gay but this just tops it!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

No, no. I love the bitch.

Every time I see her,



... I dream of her being at arm's length, so I can get to that bit of spinach stuck between my second and third molars.

senik said:

XxAxX said:

Dogs aren't emotionally attached to their testicles like humans are.

Ace said:

okay. let's just say it DOES look good, if you like that kind of thing. it does. BUT why do you leave the ass uncovered? of all the places to shave, why the ass?

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Yeah, it's a cool site.

It's true that dogs with floppy ears DO get more ear infections. But they're preventable. And the real reason that people crop ears is breed convention. . . you never hear advocates of ear cropping suggest that ALL floppy-eared dogs be cropped. Just THEIR breed.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

They have dog shows with Poodles groomed to within an inch of their life, it's the owners vanity on display.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

i think they are. after all, they are able to lick themselves with their own tongue. personally (although i'm no expert) i think that might lead to feelings of affection

Mach said:

But they are no longer used for this purpose right?

Ace said:

You missed a bit

Frankly I think you poodle groomers ought to shave your own asses too.

senik said:

she was saving that for afters!

Poodle is thinking ~when I come back as a human I'm going to hunt you down and shave every hair on your body, dye you pink and parade your ass around on T..V, see if i dont bitch..thankyou~
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

LleeLlee said:

TMPletz said:

For some reason my Rottweiler really likes standard poodles. Maybe he feels sorry for them, I don't know.

He's bringing sexy back

HereToRockYourWorld said:

our mini-dauschand is petrified of all other animals. loves humans, though.

it's really cute. when you walk her, she's just trotting along happily, just overcome with happiness, practically whistling and then she'll se another dog and freeze, and then slink low to the ground as far away from the other dog as the leash will allow.

LleeLlee said:

oh crap! just when you thought they couldn't be further humiliated.... little outfits

cborgman said:

yes I am chris. Also they are dyed different colours like garytrashbag's picture up top.

Look at this one




http://www.skinz.org/cele...aper-6.jpg

Poodles are one of the handful of Dog Breeds that grow hair instead of fur.

Most dog's have fur. The fur grows to a lenght and style and then is shead.

Few dogs have hair. It will grow and grow, and grow until you cut it. It can be styled.

People cut and style their poodles because people style and cut their hair in strange ways. Do you forget the 80's hair dos? Quite Poodlesk if you ask me.

LleeLlee said:

them's fighting words, ya know!

LleeLlee said:

My first thoughts were 'dogs of Satan' but that's flippin' ridiculous Coz I don't think "The Omen" would've had the same impact with those things in it.

MickG said:

I remember poodle perms, Jon Bon Jovi had one


livin' on a prayer etc.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

senik said:

The Omen : Damien's Poodles scare an old lady