So I met this guy about 3 months ago. I tried meeting up with him but it never seemed to work out. So before leaving work I thought I would try him to see if he was around. He was and he was free So I tell him I would be there in about 1/2 hour to 45 minutes and we'd go from there. So I get to his street and am standing outside his apartment and I call and he asks where I'm at. I tell him I'm outside of his apartment and all of a sudden he starts yelling

I told you to call me before you got here. I'm not ready. I told you I needed to get ready!!!



.....uuuuuhhhhh, I told you when I was leaving my job and you have had 45 minutes to get ready. It's not such a good idea that we do this. goodbye

WTF!? Dickface! I should be thankful that he showed his true colors right away because that is straight out psychoville

So I head over to a little bar called the GoldCoast in West Hollywood. It was just dead in there but I just wanted a beer before heading home. So I'm sitting there watching these guys play pool and one of the players started talking to me. He introduced me to his other friends and we were just kind of hanging out. Well the really cute guy says they are going to another bar and if I wanted to join.

You know I wanted to but good boy Richard starts thinkin how this is a school night and it was getting late and it would have taken 20 minutes to get to the next bar they wanted to go to. I told him that I didn't want to drive for 20 minutes since it was getting late. He looked at me 'drive?" We are going to Fubar. OH!!!!! I thought he meant Ackbar, which was a 20 minute drive. Fubar was literally one block away Off we went....

We get to Fubar and it is hoppin I look over at the DJ booth and ask Is that Jackie Beat!?







The Cutie pie says No! That's Chi Chi Larue








OH! good thing she didn't hear me because I probably would have been bitchslapped Does anyone see how I was confused??

For those not in the know, Jackie Beat is a local drag queen and she's pretty well known but I have no idea what for other than being a drag queen. Chi Chi Larue is a porn producer Actually her movies are super super hot. So we are standing there with our beers, just hanging out and talking and all of a sudden the bar lights up and we turn around and there are cameramen and guys holding these big lights and in walks Nina Hagen! You know, that chick that sang that 99 luft balloons song in the 80s? We were like WTF?

So she comes in and she starts dancing around to some old school 80s synth new wave pop and she's on the stage laying down kicking her feet in the air and lip syncing to the music. It was very odd She announces that she is filming for her show that is going to show in Germany. German orgers, keep an eye out for me. I might be in the footage! She hung around for a little while and after about 20 minutes, she left.

A little later I was in the back of the bar waiting for the restroom and Alexis Arquette is hanging out taking pictures with some dude. Alexis is part of the acting Arquette family but he is in the middle of gender reassignment I'm trippin out on that, don't know why but I am

Part of Chi Chi's "Dirty Deeds" night involved some of her pornstars They were all through the crowd and eventually some of them took to the dance stage. I saw wiener And I ended up falling on cutie pies lips

I loved that this night started out like a shithole and ended up being a total blast

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[Edited 9/7/06 11:54am]

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Psychos...

But good thing he was or you wouldn't have had ^ allthe fun!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Muffin! It was Nena whom sang the balloons song - not Nina Hagen. You're confusing your Germans.

Love, love, love Jackie Beat's blog.

aww, i love alexis!

and we just saw jackie's show here this past saturday.

Sounds like a great night. I'm almost envious.

Justin1972UK said:

Well now I'm really confused! So there are 2 Hagens? Nena and Nina?

There is!!!! LOL!!!!!

99 luft balloons girl Nena Hagen:



The chick I saw last night, Nina Hagen:







No wonder I was so damn confused!!!!! Definitely not the same chick I was thinking of. I was wondering what the hell happened to her because the 99 luft balloons chick was so normal in the 99 luft balloon video and I was like damn!!! She sure has changed over the years

I feel so retarded right now

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

actually, my "party monster" soundtrack has her on it. great song... weird.

OMG! You saw Nina Hagen and a bunch of awesome drag queens?!?! I'm so jealous, but it sounds like you had an awesome night!

cborgman said:

The song she was lip syncin to was New York New York. I have always absolutely LOVED that song but never had any idea who sang it. Now I do!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

yup, that's her. that's also the song on the party monster soundtrack, which is an awesome soundtrack in general

applekisses said:

Even my innocent Apples know about this chick How in the hell did this woman escape my notice for 36 years????!!!!! Apples, you would have loved this night Well, I couldn't share cutie pie with you. Other than that, you would have had so much fun

This is why I love LA. One minute you are in blahville, the next you are part of some weird ass scene

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OMG! On a somewhat releated note...I just found out that Lene Lovitch (whose songs Nina Hagen covered) was born in DETROIT!!!


http://www.comnet.ca/~rina/lovich.html

How awesome!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I'm just glad you had such a fantastic night...and I know I would have loved it!

applekisses said:

We need to club it up next time I'm out there!

Gawd, way to do a Wednesday.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

yeah, I was just going to say that Nina Hagen didn't do 99 Luftballons.

You BITCH! That's it, I'm moving to L.A.!

INSATIABLE said:

Welcoming arms-----> <-----smra gnimocleW

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Could I get an apartment for less than 1k a month? Because I could transfer schools in about a year's time.

INSATIABLE said:

If you're willing to ghetto it, sure Housing is insane here but we could always invite 7 more people to live with us and pay $200 bucks a month each

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Christ, it's no worse than here. I LIVE ghetto.

Seriously though, that's in the top three areas I'd like to move; I am definitely getting out of here.

INSATIABLE said:

LA has its drawbacks but there is so much it has to offer as well Beach, mountains, desert, Vegas, Mexico, SF and a million other experiences at your fingertips

Justin1972UK said:

What about bunky?

althom said:

Stop acting like you care about my dating life!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I DO!!!!!
I don't know what it is, but I'm really interested in finding out about you and Bunky.

I have Bunky Fever!

althom said:

You are a starfucker!!!

Okay, I AM SOOOOO JEALOUS.

1) Jackie Beat - fierce bitch.

2) Chi Chi Laure - fierce bitch #2

3) Nina Hagen - "New York New York....the newest club is opening up"
This woman is F'ING CRAZY. I met her in the 80's and all she could talk about was how spaceships were going to come and take us away (Scientologist?). She autographed a napking for me. It also had her lipstick kiss on it and a drawing of a flying saucer.


M

I love nights like that.


Totally unexpected. More fun that you would have believed.