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PrintableIrresistibleB1tch said: cborgman said: pic not linking lemme try again...   Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Anx said: cborgman said: oh, shit. i forgot he was in that. add that to the list. but he played a child molester and he gets dissed! plus it has BOTH gillenhaals (however the hell you spell it), AND catherine "stepford wives" ross, AND beth grant (my favorite character actress ever)....AND SPARKLE MOTION! oh, this is not the stuff of 'joe vs. the volcano'. i must disagree with you. no, i meant the list of watchable swayze... which so far includes donnie darko, dirty dancing, and too wong foo. if we did a list of unwatchable swayze, it would take days Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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dreamfactory313 said: 
Jason X. This movie was insanely bad. It was basically Jason Voorhies goes to outer space.  Any horror movie that run out of ideas as to what direction to go in next always resort to the whole outer space thing Why I don't know. I thought Freddy vs. Jason was far worse than Jason X. I guess that's saying a lot about both movies though  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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I guess I'm going into B horrors, but Devil Dog was pretty shitty.
Man's Best Friend was a pretty awful too.....I haven't seen it in years though. 
I think Cujo was about the best "killer" dog movie. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Flesh and Bone, 1993.
I'm still pissed and want my $5 back. I refused to leave the movie theatre because I was waiting for the storyline to move forward with some action, for Meg Ryan's character to die or at least confront the man that killed her family, something exciting. And nothing. And those numbchunks in Hollywood won't purchase my screenplay? | |
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I take that back about "Hide and Creep". Any 80's/early 90's action movie starring:
is horrible. 
I would've said any movie with Jean CLaude Van Damme.....but I actually liked "Kickboxer" and "Bloodsport"  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: I would've said any movie with Jean CLaude Van Damme.....but I actually liked "Kickboxer" and "Bloodsport"
I liked 'Timecop'.  | |
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sextonseven said: AnckSuNamun said: I would've said any movie with Jean CLaude Van Damme.....but I actually liked "Kickboxer" and "Bloodsport"
I liked 'Timecop'. I never saw that one It's probably a good thing  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: sextonseven said: I liked 'Timecop'. I never saw that one It's probably a good thing Noooo, it was really cool! Van Damme was a police officer who was in charge of stopping people from going back in time and messing up history, but then he has to break the law and go back in time himself to stop his wife from being murdered..or something like that. I don't remember it too well--only that it didn't suck. | |
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sextonseven said: AnckSuNamun said: I never saw that one It's probably a good thing Noooo, it was really cool! Van Damme was a police officer who was in charge of stopping people from going back in time and messing up history, but then he has to break the law and go back in time himself to stop his wife from being murdered..or something like that. I don't remember it too well--only that it didn't suck. I'll rent it one day. Maybe you'll prove me wrong. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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eikonoklastes said: 
Now THAT you got to explain, please! | |
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calldapplwondery83 said: eikonoklastes said:
Now THAT you got to explain, please! Maybe he only watches five-star films? | |
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AnckSuNamun said: I guess I'm going into B horrors, but Devil Dog was pretty shitty.
Ooh, I saw that as a kid, one weekend in Virginia. Scared the mess outta me. | |
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i agree...anything with Steven Segal is worst. | |
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"Lost In Translation" was a heaping pile of shite!!!! the end result of that movie should've been used as toilet paper instead. one of the worst movies in history. it makes "Graffiti Bridge" Oscar worthy. | |
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This is a fun topic, Could go on and on about this, but here's 2 for now...
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oh and P.S.  =  [Edited 9/8/06 15:33pm]    ...it's groovy baby | |
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speciallove said: = whatever
[Edited 9/8/06 16:55pm] Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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weepingwall said: velvet goldmine-thought the music was hot..it was an excuse for a certian actor to show his willy.
batman forever. batman and robin. any movie martin lawrence is in. beerfest accepted(that college movie) every movie patrick swayze was in..c'mon he was only eye candy. Kiss my ass!!! Roadhouse rocked it hard baby! But THE worst movie for me is Pearl Harbor. They tried to go all Titanic on a world-changing event. That movie literally made me want to  .[Edited 9/8/06 18:01pm] | |
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CHIC0 said: "Lost In Translation" was a heaping pile of shite!!!! the end result of that movie should've been used as toilet paper instead. one of the worst movies in history. it makes "Graffiti Bridge" Oscar worthy.
Wow! How could forget that flaming pile of shit. My thought in the movie "How many times can you pan across the Tokyo skyline!" 'A pillow covered in all our tears' | |
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This was a piece of crap. I have a high tolerance for animated films (3 kids) but this was terrible. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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actionthisday said: CHIC0 said: "Lost In Translation" was a heaping pile of shite!!!! the end result of that movie should've been used as toilet paper instead. one of the worst movies in history. it makes "Graffiti Bridge" Oscar worthy.
Wow! How could forget that flaming pile of shit. My thought in the movie "How many times can you pan across the Tokyo skyline!" Yeah! I hated Lost in Translation too. I didn't get why all the East Village hipsters were swooning over that. It was so fucking boring, imho. The check. The string he dropped. The Mona Lisa. The musical notes taken out of a hat. The glass. The toy shotgun painting. The things he found. Therefore, everything seen–every object, that is, plus the process of looking at it–is a Duchamp. | |
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Byron said: If "The Ring" is the worst movie you've seen then you don't see NEARLY enough movies...lol
Throw "Howard The Duck" into your DVD player and get back to me...  hehe the name of the movie sounds bad itself. | |
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Battlefield Earth![img]www.impawards.com/2000/battlefield_earth_ver1.html[/img][img] "Old man's gotta be the old man. Fish has got to be the fish." | |
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COMPUTERBLUE1984 said: Battlefield Earth![img]www.impawards.com/2000/battlefield_earth_ver1.html[/img][img]
yeah that was on t.v and i got bored watching | |
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American Psycho | |
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jillybean said: "The Ring"?? Perhaps it didn't live up to some of the hype or respective expectations, but in no way, shape, or form should this film be considered the worst.
"North" "Gone Fishing" "Toys" "Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde" "Hysterical" "Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold" "The Dukes of Hazzard" "The Flinstones" "Nothing But Trouble" "Exit To Eden" "Darkness" "They" "The Fog" "Rocky V" The list just goes and goes... I liked Toys.  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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cborgman said: weepingwall said: velvet goldmine-thought the music was hot..it was an excuse for a certian actor to show his willy.
batman forever. batman and robin. any movie martin lawrence is in. beerfest accepted(that college movie) every movie patrick swayze was in..c'mon he was only eye candy. i love velvet goldmine. try watching it knowing that it is a names changed to not get sued telling of the david bowie and iggy pop stories. makes it a lot better knwoing that. That's part of the glory of VG. 
That and nekkid Ewan. My only complaint (continuity flaws aside, anyway) is that there was no full and proper Brian/Curt love scene. That would've been heaven.   "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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lilgish said: American Psycho
Why? | |
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gemini13 said: lilgish said: American Psycho
Why? Come on, how could you not laugh at "Feed me A Stray Cat" 'A pillow covered in all our tears' | |
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