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Printablesextonseven said: If a movie looks REALLY bad, I tend to avoid it. As a result, I haven't seen a lot of the b-movie clunkers mentioned here. But there are some that fooled me:
Embrace Of The Vampire 
The Doom Generation 
Nowhere Yes, Gregg Araki fooled me twice. 
But he redeemed himself with 'Mysterious Skin'. something tells me mysterious skin was a fluke...cause all of his previous films are HORRID!! HORRIBLE!! and i've now seen three of them...cant event thin of the third title right now... it was about a bunch of kids recording confessionals about their teen relationships and blah blah blah and blah blah blah...so boring...so horibbly filmed... I also get a real icky feeling watching his films...like Larry Clark it feels its all being filmed for pedo purposes. Space for sale... | |
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minneapolisgenius said: 
 ugh... agreed. i saw that peice of shit in the theater too Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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sosgemini said: sextonseven said: If a movie looks REALLY bad, I tend to avoid it. As a result, I haven't seen a lot of the b-movie clunkers mentioned here. But there are some that fooled me:
Embrace Of The Vampire
The Doom Generation
Nowhere Yes, Gregg Araki fooled me twice.
But he redeemed himself with 'Mysterious Skin'. something tells me mysterious skin was a fluke...cause all of his previous films are HORRID!! HORRIBLE!! and i've now seen three of them...cant event thin of the third title right now... it was about a bunch of kids recording confessionals about their teen relationships and blah blah blah and blah blah blah...so boring...so horibbly filmed... I also get a real icky feeling watching his films...like Larry Clark it feels its all being filmed for pedo purposes. "totally fucked up" i like araki, particularly "living end" and "mysterious skin" Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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One word: Mansquatch  | |
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cborgman said: minneapolisgenius said:
ugh... agreed. i saw that peice of shit in the theater too You did not! 
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minneapolisgenius said: cborgman said: ugh... agreed. i saw that peice of shit in the theater too You did not!
wha can i say? i lvoed the first 3, was excited... what a waste of 2 hours and 8 bucks that was. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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actionthisday said: I know someone in here besides me watches MST3K. Well I am going for the Puma Man.
I mean what Puma can: Fly Teleport Play Dead Walk through walls See in the dark (i guess) And how did they find this "Puma-man" why throw him out a window! The Puma will fly, the others go splat. Sheer shit[/quote] 
Best part of the movie was when he had to make the bad guys believe he was dead by lying still. That's when a small fly landed on his face and crawled in his ear and in his nose!  Intelligent people talk about ideas. -->Average people talk about things. --> Small people talk about other people. | |
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another one i suffered in the theater:
 Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Jason X. This movie was insanely bad. It was basically Jason Voorhies goes to outer space. | |
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Snakes on a Plane. I got free coupons to see it last weekend. We knew it was gonna suck, but damn! | |
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FuNkeNsteiN said: ThreadBare said:  Don't hate on Pootie Tang 
I WANNA SEE THIS!!! My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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ThreadBare said: nooooo 
pootie! not pootie! okay it was bad but funny. | |
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Justin1972UK said: I LOVE the Leprechaun movies. Leprechaun In the Hood was just silly though  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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cborgman said: sextonseven said: Why did you see those movies in the first place? Couldn't you tell beforehand that they stink?  even though it has gotten bad reviews, i want to see beerfest, cause i like the cast. "super troopers" was AWESOME, and then the follow-up "club dread" sucked... was hoping "beerfest" would be more "super", but apparently it's more "dread" I actually liked Club Dread a lot, but didn't really care for Super Troopers. I laughed my ass off at that fake Jimmy Buffett. 
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ufoclub said: FuNkeNsteiN said: Don't hate on Pootie Tang
I WANNA SEE THIS!!!
No, you don't. That's Wanda Sykes in the fuschia wig. That's reason enough, right there. To walk away from that movie.
A college friend told me it was funny. I watched, against my better judgment. Should've listened to my instincts. | |
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bigwillpreacher said: actionthisday said:
I know someone in here besides me watches MST3K. Well I am going for the Puma Man.
I mean what Puma can: Fly Teleport Play Dead Walk through walls See in the dark (i guess) And how did they find this "Puma-man" why throw him out a window! The Puma will fly, the others go splat. Sheer shit
Best part of the movie was when he had to make the bad guys believe he was dead by lying still. That's when a small fly landed on his face and crawled in his ear and in his nose! [/quote]
I loved his flying! 'A pillow covered in all our tears' | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:  But it is SOOOO worth it to see Sophia Copolla get blasted. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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ThreadBare said: 
Man, what did you EXPECT!?!?! Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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ThreadBare said: That's Wanda Sykes in the fuschia wig.
That's reason enough, right there. To walk away from that movie.wanda sykes is hilarious! plus, she was a riot in pootie tang! | |
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weepingwall said: every movie patrick swayze was in..c'mon he was only eye candy.
NOBODY puts Baby in the corner!"  | |
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MartyMcFly said: weepingwall said: every movie patrick swayze was in..c'mon he was only eye candy.
NOBODY puts Baby in the corner!" that and to wong foo are the only swayze worth seeing, and even then, both are pretty much cinematic junk food. especially, to wong foo, which while cute, is jst a bad american rip-off of the far, far better adventures of priscilla Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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has anybody mentioned this pile of shite yet?
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IrresistibleB1tch said: has anybody mentioned this pile of shite yet?
pic not linking Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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MartyMcFly said: weepingwall said: every movie patrick swayze was in..c'mon he was only eye candy.
NOBODY puts Baby in the corner!" i've always thought patrick swayzee looks constipated. he was fun in donnie darko though. | |
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gonna be beaten down for this, but...
loved the parts about the real people, hated the bloated romance that is so unnecessary, and for no good reason minimizes the stroies of the real people. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Anx said: MartyMcFly said:
NOBODY puts Baby in the corner!" i've always thought patrick swayzee looks constipated. he was fun in donnie darko though. oh, shit. i forgot he was in that. add that to the list. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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it was okay, liked it alright when it opened. 6 months later i was ready to punc out the next person who did the voice, and it beat pulp fiction, the shawshank redemption, and four weddings and a funeral for best picture, which made me despise it. it's crap. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: IrresistibleB1tch said: has anybody mentioned this pile of shite yet?
pic not linking lemme try again...  | |
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cborgman said: Anx said: i've always thought patrick swayzee looks constipated. he was fun in donnie darko though. oh, shit. i forgot he was in that. add that to the list. but he played a child molester and he gets dissed! plus it has BOTH gillenhaals (however the hell you spell it), AND catherine "stepford wives" ross, AND beth grant (my favorite character actress ever)....AND SPARKLE MOTION! oh, this is not the stuff of 'joe vs. the volcano'. i must disagree with you. | |
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