We have all seen some horrible horrible ass movies...
But what's the ABSOLUTE WORST movie u have ever seen?


For me it has to be..... The Ring

I mean really?

If "The Ring" is the worst movie you've seen then you don't see NEARLY enough movies...lol

Throw "Howard The Duck" into your DVD player and get back to me...

Sci-Fi showed this really low budget zombie movie called Hide And Creep not too long ago. I mean the actors looked like they came straight from the backwoods of Georgia The acting was shitty.....and the film quality was terrible as well. It was way beyond a B-horror,and I know that Sci-Fi can show some pretty terrible movies at times, but I think this one takes the cake. It was filmed in 2004, but with the film quality you'd think it was from the 80's I swear, you gotta rent Hide And Creep just to laugh. Two words.....zombies & rednecks. They even ripped off Night of the living Dead by naming one of the main characters Barbara. The clincher was the fact that the zombies were afraid of the dark That's worse than Signs and the aliens being afraid of water.







Better than "Shaun of the Dead"

I liked Shaun of the Dead a lot.....and this is nowhere near as good as Shaun of the Dead.

ANGUISH was all kinds of bad



John, a loutish optometrist orderly, louses up on the job and is dismissed. His odd, little mother, using a form of hypnosis, sends him out on a killing spree, starting with Caroline, the woman who caused his dismissal. But this is all just a movie titled "The Mommy" being shown to a small matinee crowd at a seedy movie theater in Los Angeles. As it happens, two teenage girls in the audience, the strong-willed Linda and the squeamish Patty, discover that one of the patrons sitting near them is a real maniac. In the old movie, when the scalpel-weilding John enters a movie theater and beings killing the patrons and theater employees one by one, and removing their eyeballs for his mother's collection, the killer in the audience, armed with a silenced .38 pistol, begins killing the patrons and employees of the theater in a manner which parallels the action on the movie screen.

DanceWme said:

You have to be freaking absolutely totally without a doubt kidding me!

coolcat said:

Part 2 was pretty bad though right?

Compared to the first part yes. But I'd never say either one was close to being the worst movie ever.

Anyway, I prefer the original Japanese films to the american remakes.

"The Ring"?? Perhaps it didn't live up to some of the hype or respective expectations, but in no way, shape, or form should this film be considered the worst.

"North"
"Gone Fishing"
"Toys"
"Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde"
"Hysterical"
"Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold"
"The Dukes of Hazzard"
"The Flinstones"
"Nothing But Trouble"
"Exit To Eden"
"Darkness"
"They"
"The Fog"
"Rocky V"

The list just goes and goes...

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

jillybean said:

I love both of those movies...especially "Toys". Are you talking about the remake of "The Fog" or the orginal?

luv4all7 said:

It was tragic.

coolcat said:

im sooo serious lol

DanceWme said:

Ok. That's cool. I really liked the movie.

coolcat said:

and pleeeeeaaaaassssseeeee dont get me started on the original texas chainsaw massacre..Oh boy

Umm...aren't we forgetting a very bad movie by the namesake of this website?

I present a little film called Graffiti Bridge...





(c'mon, someone was bound to bring it up)

The New World

jone70 said:

LMAO...i tried not to bring it up..I really tried...lol

DanceWme said:

You're a better fan than me...I couldn't resist.

Stupid ass movie.

Imago said:

never heard of it...but thanks for lettin me know ahead of time..lol

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

"daaad?".

DanceWme said:

I'm not kidding. I've seen some really bad movies in my day, but this is the worst.


Have you ever seen a movie called DeathRace 2000? The budget on this is far less than that, and the result are far worse.

velvet goldmine-thought the music was hot..it was an excuse for a certian actor to show his willy.


batman forever.
batman and robin.
any movie martin lawrence is in.
beerfest
accepted(that college movie)
every movie patrick swayze was in..c'mon he was only eye candy.

Imago said:

One of Sly's first movies.....I mean, Yeah it sucked.
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DarkKnight1 said:

but at least deathrace was semi-entertaining.

Witchcraft III was premised on being a horror with comic eliments. It failed completely.

you people don't get out much do you?

Some of the movies listed, may not be good, but they are by far not the worst.

I think the "worst" moive I can recall seeing, that's to say if I've not seen a worst movie that was so bad I actually blocked it out, was this.



No money, No script, No acting, No action, and NO SENSE!

ThreadBare said:

Don't hate on Pootie Tang