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my son just told me a joke lol this guy goes to an optometrist cuz he's thinks he's short-sighted, cant see very far..
the optometrist tells him to go stand at the window and tell him if he can see the sun the guy says yeah i can see the sun the optometrist says.. " well how far would u like to see? " " the embassy shut to keep the fools out " - as above, so below. | |
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gee tough crowd. i guess u had to be there. " the embassy shut to keep the fools out " - as above, so below. | |
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My girlfriend's 3 year old nephew told me this one:
"knock knock" "who's there?" "gum" "gum who?" "go stick some gum in your shirt!" it pretty much works for anything like "go stick some gum in your hair," etc. My Legacy
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NDRU said: My girlfriend's 3 year old nephew told me this one:
"knock knock" "who's there?" "gum" "gum who?" "go stick some gum in your shirt!" it pretty much works for anything like "go stick some gum in your hair," etc. " the embassy shut to keep the fools out " - as above, so below. | |
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sacredwarrior said: this guy goes to an optometrist cuz he's thinks he's short-sighted, cant see very far..
the optometrist tells him to go stand at the window and tell him if he can see the sun the guy says yeah i can see the sun the optometrist says.. " well how far would u like to see? " | |
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