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PrintableCloudbuster said: fathermcmeekle said: I prefer to look past mere physicality and try and find someone with real inner beauty. That, and be really slutty too.
 What is this "inner beauty" shit? Ain't nothing beautiful about a spleen or duodenum. Internal organs can be beautiful! I often get aroused when I make a Fray Bentos Kidney Pie.  | |
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karmatornado said: nurse said:  I'll never tell Because its the truth... and from what I've heard from my female buddies,,, if you don't have any tore back girls... You are the fugly one! I've always been the "fugly" one among all my friends. At least in mens eyes I believe. I have this weird sort of habit of befriending blonde girls. (no idea why, it just happens) They become my best friend, and we do everything together. When we go out, they are ALWAYS the most popular one, because they are blonde and men tend to like blondes more than brunettes, at least in my experience. So, typically, I get ignored all night while my friend is surrounded by men trying to talk to her. This blonde friend has been interchangable in all these years since it's been happening since Jr. High.
It's really something I just realized recently actually.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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fathermcmeekle said: ...I often get aroused when I make a Fray Bentos Kidney Pie.
Never thought I'd be typing that out when I got up this morning!  | |
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luv4all7 said: I don't date, but my husband is ugly as sin.
You are on your game today, luv. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: karmatornado said: Because its the truth... and from what I've heard from my female buddies,,, if you don't have any tore back girls... You are the fugly one! I've always been the "fugly" one among all my friends. At least in mens eyes I believe. I have this weird sort of habit of befriending blonde girls. (no idea why, it just happens) They become my best friend, and we do everything together. When we go out, they are ALWAYS the most popular one, because they are blonde and men tend to like blondes more than brunettes, at least in my experience. So, typically, I get ignored all night while my friend is surrounded by men trying to talk to her. This blonde friend has been interchangable in all these years since it's been happening since Jr. High.
It's really something I just realized recently actually. Have you tried dressing like a tart?  | |
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fathermcmeekle said: minneapolisgenius said: I've always been the "fugly" one among all my friends. At least in mens eyes I believe. I have this weird sort of habit of befriending blonde girls. (no idea why, it just happens) They become my best friend, and we do everything together. When we go out, they are ALWAYS the most popular one, because they are blonde and men tend to like blondes more than brunettes, at least in my experience. So, typically, I get ignored all night while my friend is surrounded by men trying to talk to her. This blonde friend has been interchangable in all these years since it's been happening since Jr. High.
It's really something I just realized recently actually. Have you tried dressing like a tart? Always.
It seemed to be more of a turn-OFF to men though, than a turn-on.  [Edited 9/6/06 5:39am] "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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fathermcmeekle said: fathermcmeekle said: ...I often get aroused when I make a Fray Bentos Kidney Pie.
Never thought I'd be typing that out when I got up this morning! No shame, man. I get aroused watching you getting aroused. Pie or no pie. Preferably pie, tho'. With gravy.
Gravy!  | |
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minneapolisgenius said: fathermcmeekle said: Have you tried dressing like a tart? Always.
It seemed to be more of a turn-OFF to men though, than a turn-on.
[Edited 9/6/06 5:39am] That's more of a cake than a tart. Maybe that's why you don't get as much attention. | |
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fathermcmeekle said: minneapolisgenius said: Always.
It seemed to be more of a turn-OFF to men though, than a turn-on.
[Edited 9/6/06 5:39am] That's more of a cake than a tart. Maybe that's why you don't get as much attention.  |
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Fray Bentos Pies and men dressed as cake. This is the perfect thread  Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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karmatornado said: nurse said:  WTF? You mean you don't do stuff out of charity for your fellow human beings. If you can unlock the inner confidence of a tore back person and it works wonders for their dating life and scores brownie points from all the ugly dates hots friends who think your such a great guy for "looking past the physical" (Thats the best!)  | |
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fathermcmeekle said: minneapolisgenius said: Always.
It seemed to be more of a turn-OFF to men though, than a turn-on.
[Edited 9/6/06 5:39am] That's more of a cake than a tart. Maybe that's why you don't get as much attention. Oh. How about this one then? I thought it was pretty sexy.
 "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: fathermcmeekle said: That's more of a cake than a tart. Maybe that's why you don't get as much attention. Oh. How about this one then? I thought it was pretty sexy.
I'm aroused. And hungry. | |
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PREDOMINANT said: Fray Bentos Pies and men dressed as cake. This is the perfect thread
Shame people like Cloudy have to spoil it with their perverted talk of "gravy"!  | |
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kidelrich said: minneapolisgenius said: Oh. How about this one then? I thought it was pretty sexy.
I'm aroused. And hungry. I still think the first one's sexier though."I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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fathermcmeekle said: Cloudbuster said: What is this "inner beauty" shit? Ain't nothing beautiful about a spleen or duodenum. Internal organs can be beautiful! I often get aroused when I make a Fray Bentos Kidney Pie. 
 I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality  |
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minneapolisgenius said: fathermcmeekle said: That's more of a cake than a tart. Maybe that's why you don't get as much attention. Oh. How about this one then? I thought it was pretty sexy.
I wouldn't mind a pizza that ass!
I'd like a slice of your action! 
Er, I like you eat your crust! | |
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fathermcmeekle said: minneapolisgenius said: Oh. How about this one then? I thought it was pretty sexy.
I wouldn't mind a pizza that ass!
I'd like a slice of your action!
Er, I like you eat your crust! I think there's cheese inside the crust. | |
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kidelrich said: fathermcmeekle said: I wouldn't mind a pizza that ass!
I'd like a slice of your action!
Er, I like you eat your crust! I think there's cheese inside the crust. I think that's her head? | |
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fathermcmeekle said: kidelrich said: I think there's cheese inside the crust. I think that's her head? She might have a yeast infection. | |
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Now it's just a sick thread about people dressed as food  Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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I've realized that the guys I have dated are generally all the same. In looks and personality.
How boring. | |
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Cloudbuster said: fathermcmeekle said: I prefer to look past mere physicality and try and find someone with real inner beauty. That, and be really slutty too.
What is this "inner beauty" shit? Ain't nothing beautiful about a spleen or duodenum.  | |
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minneapolisgenius said: I've always been the "fugly" one
I sincerely fucking doubt it! Maybe you're forgetting most men are insecure cowards and they're probably too terrifed to approach someone with your outrageous radiance. | |
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Number23 said: minneapolisgenius said: I've always been the "fugly" one
I sincerely fucking doubt it! Maybe you're forgetting most men are insecure cowards and they're probably too terrifed to approach someone with your outrageous radiance. I'm an insecure coward!! 
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kidelrich said: fathermcmeekle said: I wouldn't mind a pizza that ass!
I'd like a slice of your action!
Er, I like you eat your crust! I think there's cheese inside the crust.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Number23 said: minneapolisgenius said: I've always been the "fugly" one
I sincerely fucking doubt it! Maybe you're forgetting most men are insecure cowards and they're probably too terrifed to approach someone with your outrageous radiance. Fuck, that's some ill shit. | |
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XxAxX said: Cloudbuster said: What is this "inner beauty" shit? Ain't nothing beautiful about a spleen or duodenum.
And you're just weird. | |
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Number23 said: minneapolisgenius said: I've always been the "fugly" one
I sincerely fucking doubt it! Maybe you're forgetting most men are insecure cowards and they're probably too terrifed to approach someone with your outrageous radiance.
Somehow I doubt it though. My tits aren't big enough. Tits are HUGE here in Holland. (not sure I mean that literally or not ) If you don't have big ones and you're not blonde, you're invisible.
just an observation I've made about the men here after living here for 8 years
And to PROVE it, check out this thread and you'll see what I mean....
http://www.prince.org/msg/100/201503 [Edited 9/6/06 6:37am] "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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jerseykrs said: Number23 said: I sincerely fucking doubt it! Maybe you're forgetting most men are insecure cowards and they're probably too terrifed to approach someone with your outrageous radiance. I'm an insecure coward!!
Nah, secure heterosexuals like Prince. | |
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