Cats are scary

Lasagna!!!

a friend used 2 come over, and hated my cat.
it would stare at him as soon as he came the door, and not stop the whole time until he left.
well...my friend took 2 booting the cat n the tail hole! ouch!

eye told him how would u like someone 2 boot u n ur tail hole?
he laughed, well ur ol' cat ain't gonna do it, that's 4 sure!
well, everytime eye served this friend a snack or any kind of tasty food, Samson, that's the cat, had the sudden urge 2 let loose n his litter box, which was n back of the kitchen....
such a foul stinch would fill the air!
my friend would lose his appetite everytime.
then samson would whiz by him and run up the stairs.

eye no it was samson's revenge, bcause he started doing that whenever eye would fix this guy a plate, and only then.

and if the stench died down while the guy was still there, he would sneak 2 the litter box and light it up again, and again!
sigh.....my silly cat was a barrel of laughs!
eye always knew what he had planned any time he started whizzing past my friend, whether he had done his business yet, or not!

PANDURITO said:

I know! I'm hungry now


I want lasagna


Umm...cat-free, please

ZombieKitten said:

One Christmas my Mum left the turkey on the draining board overnight to defrost, and in the morning the cat had eaten most of it! Cold, wet and raw!

onenitealone said:

why. yes it was!
not as much as the time it licked all the butter though!

susannah said:

Ewwww!

Yesterday I came home from shopping and had a big bag of towels that I had just bought. I put the bag on the floor and left the room to do something for a minute. When I came back, the cat was laying on top of the towels inside the bag. Now I need to wash them, because they're probably full of cat hair.

psychodelicide said:

I know!! Stupid cat

I hate cats

psychodelicide said:

i think you might need to rethink your perspective on this incident.

what REALLY happened was this: you brought home with you a pile of soft and tempting cat toys. you then thoughtfully left said cat toys in an attractive, crinkly bag on the floor where your cat could find them and left the room. then when you came back into the room you acted all surprised when you found the toys were being enjoyed as they were intended to be enjoyed.

silly human.

XxAxX said:

I'm not surprised at all that the cat climbed into the bag. I've owned (or should I say been owned) by cats for most of my life, so I have a pretty good perspective on what they do and why they do it. I posted this story because I thought it was a cute story that illustrates what animals do.

psychodelicide said:

it is a cute story. now, the important point is: have you learned your lesson? knowing how cats feel about bags of soft, fresh towels have you learned enough from your recent experience to bring home a bag of towels cat toys for your cat every day from now on???