Beautiful baby. It's sad to think how much those two nimrods are gonna fuck her up.

They should show the real parents on the cover. What a farce.

kidelrich said:

Katie is her mum by the looks of it but the rest is debatable..

(as Threadbare posted up top)

Oh.

I thought this was gonna be a thread about Dook's vacation photos.

Illustrator said:

LleeLlee said:

Saw the rest of the pics. Kid definitely has his eyes.

Super hella too damn CUTE

kidelrich said:

Oh, I definitely see it, lol. Why does the baby look a little Asian?

how old is that kid?

theVelvetRoper said:

Do they maybe have some Russian in their backgrounds?

Fuck, that kid has a lotta hair! I don't think I've ever seen such a hirsute infant before. I say the true father is a descendent of Xenu.

Ace said:

Perhaps he's been living in a volcano all this time and that's why nobody's seen him.

I'm watching Larry King and they are showing all the pics.

I gotta say, she really is a gorgeous baby, and I think she looks like both of them.

I’m watching Larry King also and that baby is beautiful. People keep saying she looks Asian but her eyes look like Katie’s to me especially in other pics. There are really great photos in VF.

INSATIABLE said:

She is a cutie. She has so much damned HAIR for an infant !

ReturnofDOOK said:

aww cuteness!

that hair is very jet black! i think tom needs to experiement with his clairol hair color kits on someone else.

Christopher said:

My colleague thinks Suri's wearing a hood... is she?? She has a LOT of hair for an infant. Wig?

onenitealone said:

no hood just tom having a diva fit cause the black hair looks better on suri

Christopher said:

You seem to know a lot about this. Are you a Scientologist??

onenitealone said:

is that what tom calls it these days?

Christopher said:

ZombieKitten said:

I like the other alien baby better.

I'm picky I guess.

onenitealone said:

I had that much hair as a baby actually. The day after I was born, the nurses asked my mother if they could "borrow" me so they could use me as a demonstration model to show a group of other mothers how to wash their babies hair.

minneapolisgenius said:

Wow!!! A child star!




It sounds like one of those toys little girls have; the head on a base which you put make-up on.


I didn't describe that at all well.

minneapolisgenius said:

after I had my baby, they borrowed him to take into another labouring mum as an incentive to finish the job!!!

onenitealone said:

Yeah, my mom always calls it my first modeling job.

And yeah I know what you mean. I ALWAYS wanted one of those, but my parents never got me one.

minneapolisgenius said:

They were called "girls world" I think

I didnt like them...I only had one doll, but I really wanted a multi storey garage and more lego....

I was wierd

ZombieKitten said:

Really? I had no idea that they even did that. The trend here in Holland is to have your baby at home now with a midwife. Well, fuck that I'm going straight to the hospital where the drugs are whenever I have a kid.