Must meet the following qualifications:

1) Frequently asked about what it's like to be born with third leg.

2) Can make love with partner who is upstairs while downstairs.

3) Often enlisted by police to break down iron doors of crime suspects.

4) P*nis protected by loggers who sometimes chain themselves around it.

5) Wake up in the AM with "morning forest"

6) Targeted by Al Gore because erections causing increasingly large hole in ozone layer.

If you meet all of these qualifications, pleas feel free to post on this thread.

Sometimes I feel so alone in this place.

CaptainChaos said:

I will entertain... Lets see I mean I guess I'm an alright size... I haven't gotten any complaints thus far... Can I lay someone from downstairs from upstairs no. I would say I have great girth. I have a size 13 shoe. Uh Lets see anything else.

karmatornado said:

Pace yourself. This thread will last for several days as the true giants of the Org come out and proclaim their largeness.

Unless the Captain's suspicions are right and he is the blue whale surrounded by sardines.
[Edited 9/3/06 21:16pm]

Sorry it took so long, I had to roll it up after using the restroom.

CaptainChaos said:

See my thing is I'm comfortable with the size of my Johnson. I know how to use it. I also have a large tongue. But women friends of mine have told me several times "those who are braggin usually ain't saggin." When its time for a person to see Mr. D then they will know the largess I guess.

DarkKnight1 said:

There we go. When the big guys start rolling in the room is going to get crowded fast. So I rented out the Astrodome to accomodate everyone.

CaptainChaos said:

Use the Astros new ballpark to open the roof when it gets overcrowded. Flop em out

CaptainChaos said:

So do we all take photos of or goods now?

karmatornado said:

If you have a lense big enough, then you might be in the wrong place.

karmatornado said:

"Those who are braggin usually ain't saggin", huh? Interesting. The Captain's lady friends usually get on their knees and thank the deity of their choice for the bounty they are about to receive. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

DarkKnight1 said:

Yeah that's a good point.

You know the hole in Cowboy Stadium? My bad.

karmatornado said:

For a reference point, The Captain cites pages 24-37 in Playgirl April 1996.

(Note: That is not a pictorial...that is one picture)

CaptainChaos said:

Why do you think I live 20 minutes from Texas stadium?

DarkKnight1 said:

Good Lord...

DarkKnight1 said:

The Captain lives several hundred miles away but was still able to cause the damage.

CaptainChaos said:

Whats an honest measurement. Mines 7 3/4 inches.

karmatornado said:

The cut-off hasn't been established but you can stay in the club on a probationary basis.

The Captain just rounds to the nearest yard for his.

CaptainChaos said:

So whats the probationary status? What are the rules

karmatornado said:

Well, a member has to meet most if not all of the six requirements above. A member must also giggle everytime someone says the word member.

As far as inch requirements, the combined length of all interested participants will be added up and divided by said number of members. In order for your member to meet the cut-off, it must be as large or larger as the average length of other members of the group. Anyone whose member is smaller will be forced to shower in front of all the others while being mocked and ridiculed. Then they will be invited to join the "It's not the size of the boat but rather the motion in the ocean" sub-group which is far less desirable.

now this is a clique you can count me in.

JohnPhillip said:

Welcome fellow tri-pod!

if you had only said "hung like a hamster"...

CaptainChaos said:

Well sounds like a good challenge! Count me in as a member!

wots the inches requirmet?

To validate your applications , photographic evidence must be supplied

xperience319 said:

I'll have to throw my own measurement out or else you "small fries" don't have a chance.

::THUMP::


need I say more?


(props to muirdo)
[Edited 9/4/06 8:42am]