Yesterday I came home from shopping and had a big bag of towels that I had just bought. I put the bag on the floor and left the room to do something for a minute. When I came back, the cat was laying on top of the towels inside the bag. Now I need to wash them, because they're probably full of cat hair.

cat are so loveable.
caprious little animals they are.
in the day light my cat she won't let me pet her or get close to her.
at night when it comes to go to bed, she jumps up and meows for me to pet her and then she curls up like a kitty.
when she starts to sleep i go to pet her the last time,then she bites me.
and sleeps.

weepingwall said:

Cats can be moody, you never know how they're going to act at times.

psychodelicide said:

lucky they weren't paper towels!

ZombieKitten said:

True, he probably would have ripped them to shreds, silly cat.

psychodelicide said:

yeah kinda scary..i dont know might be just be but they are so human like, personally wise.

One time I made a lasagna to take over to my in-laws, you know, to impress them and that. It was cooling on the stove top and I went to get changed and when I got back my cat had eaten most of the top layer!

weepingwall said:

ZombieKitten said:

Little brat!

ZombieKitten said:

I'm sorry to hear.
well aleast you can tell that the lasagna was so good that nobody waited for it to be served.
cats are picky eaters remember.

weepingwall said:

Yeah they sure are!

psychodelicide said:

thats proof that zombiekitten can cook a mean lasagna.
unlike me

weepingwall said:

psychodelicide said:

thank you.
vegan lasagna is hard to cook..
especially when it has basil and spinach.

weepingwall said:

That would be hard to cook.

weepingwall said:

thank you!!

yeah cats like cheese much more than mice do

ZombieKitten said:

I know! Strange, isn't it.

psychodelicide said:

mice eat stupid things like telephone cables!!

ZombieKitten said:

True!

Cats are scary

Lasagna!!!

a friend used 2 come over, and hated my cat.
it would stare at him as soon as he came the door, and not stop the whole time until he left.
well...my friend took 2 booting the cat n the tail hole! ouch!

eye told him how would u like someone 2 boot u n ur tail hole?
he laughed, well ur ol' cat ain't gonna do it, that's 4 sure!
well, everytime eye served this friend a snack or any kind of tasty food, Samson, that's the cat, had the sudden urge 2 let loose n his litter box, which was n back of the kitchen....
such a foul stinch would fill the air!
my friend would lose his appetite everytime.
then samson would whiz by him and run up the stairs.

eye no it was samson's revenge, bcause he started doing that whenever eye would fix this guy a plate, and only then.

and if the stench died down while the guy was still there, he would sneak 2 the litter box and light it up again, and again!
sigh.....my silly cat was a barrel of laughs!
eye always knew what he had planned any time he started whizzing past my friend, whether he had done his business yet, or not!

ZombieKitten said:

Sorry, Charlotte - your stories always crack me up.

Was it licking its' lips??

PANDURITO said:

I know! I'm hungry now


I want lasagna


Umm...cat-free, please

ZombieKitten said:

One Christmas my Mum left the turkey on the draining board overnight to defrost, and in the morning the cat had eaten most of it! Cold, wet and raw!

susannah said:

Oh my God - what did your mum do??!

What did you have for Christmas dinner??! Fish fingers??

onenitealone said:

I cant quite remember actually!

I think we belatedly took up the invitation to go to my Grans!

Bad cat!

susannah said:

Naughty cat! Good Gran!

onenitealone said:

Yay!

onenitealone said:

why. yes it was!
not as much as the time it licked all the butter though!