Again - why do these fuckers keep growing back

How many of you guys trim?

Zogmuffin said:

try strip wax or if your really brave burn them off

Itch said:

Would you take advice on hair removal from someone called Itch?

fathermcmeekle said:

Great spot!

Besides. I only trim.

fathermcmeekle said:

I'm always trimming or cutting off extraordinary long hair from my body.

It's funny,
cuz this morning,
I was experimenting with new & different ways of exploring my body ( as I do every Sunday morning ),
& I noticed a long-ass light auburn hair growing out of the aerola of my right nipple.

I wanted to snip it off, but all I had within reach was an exacto-blade.
And being that I'm not a prehistoric savage or anything, I wasn't gonna use that to relieve myself of the curiously long follicle.
So I got my naked-ass off the bed and began looking for a pair of tweezers, cosmestic scissors or some such.

But then a video by some chick named "Brook" began playing on the tube ( I always watch TRL whilst performing this cherished weekly ritual 'o'mine ),
and lemme tell you guys,
I've never heard of this chick
and her song was just absolute shit,
but dayumm!!, she's fine.

The sensation I felt watching her made me realize that I am in part at least somewhat of a prehistoric savage,
& I decided to crank off a quick one ( y'know....when in Rome an' all ).

So,
after the video was over, & I finished my crank,
I had forgotten why I had gotten out of bed to begin with.

Until, that is ,
I logged onto this site & read this thread.

I said to myself,
I sez, "Oh shit.....I still have a freakishly long hair growing out of my right nipple!"

But now,
rather than cutting it off,
I'm reminded a comedian who's act I caught once, who had some line about why after a certain amount of time,
pube hair seems to stop growing.

So,
instead of cutting it off,
I've decide to try an experiment,
& see just how long this sucker will get.
Every week I'll take a measurement of the hair & post the result.

...or better yet,
I'll start up a blog.

Illustrator said:

I'm going to report you to the authorities and leave this website.

Zogmuffin said:

That was in incredibly long post for the payoff it gave.

Shaving your balls is fun.

You can use a laser treatment and they'll stay away permanently
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ZombieKitten said:

A ha! So THAT'S your secret to hairlessness. It all makes sense now.. and your av must be your true visage.

JohnPhillip said:

ZombieKitten said:

Although I'm female, I haven't used a razor in 25+ years. Firm believer in waxing. The hair thins out with time and waxing intervals decrease. That stubbly hair growing back has got to be annoying. Not to mention razor rash, knicking, etc. I wax pretty sensitive areas. The wax just needs to be cool enough. It's a cleaner result. Also, more aesthetic.
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I like this thread.

I'm a male. I use a buzzer to shave or wildly hack with sissors. I'm not a bush suporter.

fathermcmeekle said:

Spookymuffin said:

Illustrator said:

brilliant satire

muirdo said:

CalhounSq said: