You ladies, like Frost said, have become aquainted with the night,
and with your evil, haneous jokes, destroyed my will to fight
For you Mach, my paramour, I still love thee,
For you Muse, my beautifully breasted sister, I forgive you as I do my sweet LittlemissG,
But try drinking a fucking margarita in this damned humidity!!!

Let me guess ya went to the club and thought the whole incident a dream and retested the waters... only to find out you aint got no game and Jersey had been to the club before you and broke the toilet.
Upon returning home like a dog returns to vomit you returned to your peppermint patties..... What is the point of history if not for teaching us not to repeat?

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

I'm totally missing an opportunity to go to one of the hottest gay dance clubs in Orlando tonight, cuase you kept me up till 3 in the morning last night.

Imago said:

I DID! I went to work this morning a zombie... Slept two hours earlier and still feel like I am on tylenol PM!

Imago said:

You think he'd be happy to have women keep him up some nights wouldn't you.
Try peppermint tea instead of peppermint patties the next time your tum tum is upset, it's very soothing.

i just got done looking at voodoo dolls on ebay

Mach said:

Ok but you will need to attach a shot glass to the JerseyKRS doll

A peppermint pattie to the Imago doll and toss salt on it however withold the margarita or it will make a mess....

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

you complete ass

Imago said:

I can't breathe!

This is so cliquey, and I wasn't invited to this yahoo chat. I missed out on ridiculing Imago and I'm not happy. Not happy at all.

Fauxie said:

wanna cyber?

Fauxie said:

Well he recorded the whole session... Its a classic get the uncut version!

Imago said:

Ewwwww you aint funny!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

I actually had the wrong filter on my recorder and it only recorded what was coming through my mike (and not what my computer heard...).

So all you hear is my voice. And I sound sooooo gay.


(in my lispy voice)... So, like I was sitting there dying of a margarity chest pain, when the dude in front of my spread his piss spackle on the toilet seat....

Imago said:

Oh dear I forgot the spackle part..... Well really you could have spit up in a napkin what LITTLE you took in drama queen!

2the9s said:

And where were you dufus!

2the9s said:

Oh my God I loveeeeed the Archie comic books comming up! I was allowed to take a few digests camping every year!

the voodoo dolls wanna cyber now

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

I find it unpleasent to be orging with you right now.

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Dan's uncut?

Imago said:

Mach said:

Fauxie said:

There's only one way to find out.


OK, there are actually quite a few ways, but you can't blame me for laying my cards on the table.

Ode to toilet spakel


Oh sweet stench
that sticketh to you
your color seems yellow
though you maketh me blue


....

poem for peppermint patty


cream centered
chocolate cevered
little pads of goo

when i puke
i eat a few of you

Imago said:

Like ewwww!

Mach said:

oh god