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Taking the bus Ever since starting my new job in mid-June, I've been taking the bus to and from work. This morning I sat near the front of the bus and the most beautiful woman I have ever seen on this bus route sat next to me. Not only that, but the bus was pretty packed and we were kinda squished together so we were in constant physical contact the entire trip into work.
Problem is that she's married. Oh, and so am I. Any good bus stories out there? | |
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I rode Greyhound from florida to jersey once when I was younger.
The bus is like a religious experience. | |
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the wheels on the bus go round and round | |
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TMPletz said: Any good bus stories out there?
Some kids beat the fuck out of me on a bus, this was when I was 10 Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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jerseykrs said: I rode Greyhound from florida to jersey once when I was younger.
The bus is like a religious experience. i had a HUGE spiritual experience on the MARTA after the prince musicology concert in ATL | |
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I got into a fight on the bus my second week of school after moving here to florida. He started it, but I finished it!! | |
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I once was late for the bus I usually take, so I had to get on the next one. It was the special-ed bus. I think I probably fit right in. | |
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not yet but I'm sure I will once I've been on my road trip on one across the USA next April
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boobs jiggle more the nearer you are to the back of the bus | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: TMPletz said: Any good bus stories out there?
Some kids beat the fuck out of me on a bus, this was when I was 10 That's not a good story! Well, unless you beat them in return. | |
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Moderator | I took 4 bus trips a day my whole college experience...it was horrible...I hate the bus...they never show on time and there is always and I mean ALWAYS some crazy ass people on the bus causing drama. Fuck the bus.
I used to sing this song in my head on the platform everyday just to keep me sane. I'm not sure it worked... We got the mother and the kids We got the guy and his date We all get mad We all get late Looks like somebody forgot about us Standin on the corner Waitin for a bus Say hey mister driver man Dont be slow Cause I got somewhere I got to go Say hey mister driver man Drive that thing fast My precious time keep slippin past Lets call the mayor lets complain Looks like the citys done to us again Tied up in traffic whatya know The damn city bus moves so slow I said hey mister driver man Dont be slow Cause I got somewhere I got to go Say hey mister driver man Drive that thing fast My precious time keep slippin past ok rant over... In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Mach said: boobs jiggle more the nearer you are to the back of the bus
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Mach said: boobs jiggle more the nearer you are to the back of the bus
I'll have to watch for that...I mean, sit in the front of the bus so I don't notice. | |
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TMPletz said: GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: Some kids beat the fuck out of me on a bus, this was when I was 10 That's not a good story! Well, unless you beat them in return. I had to go to the hospital I didn't beat them in return, I was 10, they were about 15/16. Karma got the best of them, 1 of them is now dead, the others probably in prison or still on the same council estate collecting dole money. [Edited 8/31/06 11:04am] Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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I once ate a whole bus for a dare. Had to get my stomach pumped!
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fathermcmeekle said: I once ate a whole bus for a dare. Had to get my stomach pumped!
I went too far, didn't I... | |
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i take the bus all the time...i usually take the train to and from work, but in winter i take the bus because it's a shorter walk, even if the bus takes longer.
no crazy incidents so far. one day i spotted the guy who plays stu the meatman on strangers with candy on the bus. that's about as crazy as it gets, i'm afraid. | |
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Be careful....Anx rode the bus, and his doppleganger stole his image for a movie! | |
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I take the bus pretty often, yet I don't have any special stories to tell. FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
FREE THE JANUARY 1994 THE GOLD ALBUM CONFIGURATION | |
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purplerein said: Be careful....Anx rode the bus, and his doppleganger stole his image for a movie!
That's right! | |
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ah.public transportation
.especially DRUNK people i'm cracking up over here. what's worse(in a funny way).a drunk passenger or a drunk bus driver? i have seen both | |
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if i've got a bus pass (which i do most of the time), i always ride the bus around the city on the weekend or on a day off of work. i've got a few bus riding stories...gimme time to think of a couple. | |
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Avatarfunk said: what's worse(in a funny way).a drunk passenger or a drunk bus driver?
i have seen both I'd rather have the drunk passenger. A drunk bus driver heading down the street is not something I'd like to see coming at me. | |
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okay, i just thought of my first bus story...this happened within my first year of living in minneapolis:
i was riding the #21 bus down lake street towards uptown. i was sitting close to the front of the bus, nearby the driver. the friggin driver was just riding down lake, half-driving and half-reading. i shit you not, she had a half-folded section from the star tribune up against the steering wheel and was reading it while she drove a bus chock-full of passengers. she was thisclose to rear-ending a parked car, but looked up from her reading to see where she was going and swerved outta the way at like the last minute. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: okay, i just thought of my first bus story...this happened within my first year of living in minneapolis:
i was riding the #21 bus down lake street towards uptown. i was sitting close to the front of the bus, nearby the driver. the friggin driver was just riding down lake, half-driving and half-reading. i shit you not, she had a half-folded section from the star tribune up against the steering wheel and was reading it while she drove a bus chock-full of passengers. she was thisclose to rear-ending a parked car, but looked up from her reading to see where she was going and swerved outta the way at like the last minute. That's almost as good as the time I saw an ambulance driver driving around one of the suburbs of Washington D.C. with a MAP on his steering wheel. | |
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Does your wife know your elbow cheated with a hot chick? 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Does your wife know your elbow cheated with a hot chick?
elbow cheated | |
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TMPletz said: Ever since starting my new job in mid-June, I've been taking the bus to and from work. This morning I sat near the front of the bus and the most beautiful woman I have ever seen on this bus route sat next to me. Not only that, but the bus was pretty packed and we were kinda squished together so we were in constant physical contact the entire trip into work.
Problem is that she's married. Oh, and so am I. Any good bus stories out there? Have you seen "Subway Stories" Only obviously it involves a tube train and not a bus Okay, my apologies "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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Dont u hate it when u get on a packed bus with people standing at the front, and no fucker moves back. Then the driver shouts "could u please move down the bus"
One time, the bus driver got so annoyed with this woman who wouldn't move down, he shouted "for the fucking last time, PLEASE move down the FUCKIN' bus". Haha, the look on her face. Priceless Also, some people seem to prefer to stand up, then sit at the back of the bus. Say i would get on late, and people are standing at the front, u'd assume there are no spaces, but actually, there are on the back seat. Its like people are scared to go to the back. So i have to push passed them to get to the seats. | |
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thesexofit said: Dont u hate it when u get on a packed bus with people standing at the front, and no fucker moves back. Then the driver shouts "could u please move down the bus"
i fucking hate it when it happens! it's even worse when there's absolutely no more room to move back and the driver keeps letting people on the bus anyway. One time, the bus driver got so annoyed with this woman who wouldn't move down, he shouted "for the fucking last time, PLEASE move down the FUCKIN' bus". Haha, the look on her face. Priceless
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