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Thread started 09/01/06 12:08pm

ShellAnswerMan

SHORTAGE OF FEMALE BODYGUARDS

Women celebrities (Lindsay Lohan, Beyonce Knowles, and J K Rowling, to name a few) often gravitate toward female bodyguards. (Read more)
http://www.bodyguardcaree...s/#more-96
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Reply #1 posted 09/01/06 2:22pm

luv4u

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Body guards are good to have. There are a lot of mentally unstable people who could possibly be a threat.
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Reply #2 posted 09/01/06 3:49pm

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luv4u said:

Body guards are good to have. There are a lot of mentally unstable people who could possibly be a threat.


[Flame bait snipped - luv4u]
News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so.
You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop.
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Reply #3 posted 09/01/06 3:50pm

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ShellAnswerMan said:

Women celebrities (Lindsay Lohan, Beyonce Knowles, and J K Rowling, to name a few) often gravitate toward female bodyguards. (Read more)
http://www.bodyguardcaree...s/#more-96


The reason People gravitate toward female bodyguards is that with the subtraction of the male ego, "threats" can be resoned away without force.
News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so.
You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop.
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Reply #4 posted 09/01/06 3:51pm

GaryTheNoTrash
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MickG said:

ShellAnswerMan said:

Women celebrities (Lindsay Lohan, Beyonce Knowles, and J K Rowling, to name a few) often gravitate toward female bodyguards. (Read more)
http://www.bodyguardcaree...s/#more-96


The reason People gravitate toward female bodyguards is that with the subtraction of the male ego, "threats" can be resoned away without force.


Unless you drink Stella Artois.
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #5 posted 09/01/06 4:39pm

NOSLEN633CSI

MickG said:

ShellAnswerMan said:

Women celebrities (Lindsay Lohan, Beyonce Knowles, and J K Rowling, to name a few) often gravitate toward female bodyguards. (Read more)
http://www.bodyguardcaree...s/#more-96


The reason People gravitate toward female bodyguards is that with the subtraction of the male ego, "threats" can be resoned away without force.


WHO CARES,THE ONLY VALUE WOMEN HAVE IS IN THE BEDROOM. NOW GRAVITATE ON THAT
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Reply #6 posted 09/01/06 4:40pm

GaryTheNoTrash
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NOSLEN633CSI said:

MickG said:



The reason People gravitate toward female bodyguards is that with the subtraction of the male ego, "threats" can be resoned away without force.


WHO CARES,THE ONLY VALUE WOMEN HAVE IS IN THE BEDROOM. NOW GRAVITATE ON THAT


lol
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #7 posted 09/01/06 5:08pm

ShellAnswerMan

NOSLEN633CSI said:

MickG said:



The reason People gravitate toward female bodyguards is that with the subtraction of the male ego, "threats" can be resoned away without force.


WHO CARES,THE ONLY VALUE WOMEN HAVE IS IN THE BEDROOM. NOW GRAVITATE ON THAT

So you think I’m punk? Is that how you get down, by insulting people? It took me a minute to figure out who you are? But I know who you are now, your handle is a dead give away. I’m not going to debate with you in a public forum, but we will talk soon believe that
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Reply #8 posted 09/01/06 5:26pm

katt

luv4u said:

Body guards are good to have. There are a lot of mentally unstable people who could possibly be a threat.

nod
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Reply #9 posted 09/01/06 5:32pm

katt

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[Edited 9/1/06 17:39pm]
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Reply #10 posted 09/01/06 5:39pm

Number23

ShellAnswerMan said:

NOSLEN633CSI said:



WHO CARES,THE ONLY VALUE WOMEN HAVE IS IN THE BEDROOM. NOW GRAVITATE ON THAT

So you think I’m punk? Is that how you get down, by insulting people? It took me a minute to figure out who you are? But I know who you are now, your handle is a dead give away. I’m not going to debate with you in a public forum, but we will talk soon believe that

smile
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Reply #11 posted 09/01/06 5:43pm

Spookymuffin

NOSLEN633CSI said:

MickG said:



The reason People gravitate toward female bodyguards is that with the subtraction of the male ego, "threats" can be resoned away without force.


WHO CARES,THE ONLY VALUE WOMEN HAVE IS IN THE BEDROOM. NOW GRAVITATE ON THAT

falloff
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Reply #12 posted 09/01/06 6:36pm

PurpleJedi

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Isn't CHYNA out of work right now?



Someone give her Beyonce's number!
[Edited 9/2/06 12:38pm]
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #13 posted 09/01/06 7:04pm

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I think it'd be cool to have a team of beautiful, deadly women protecting me. Kind of like the gals from Kill Bill. sexy
Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #14 posted 09/01/06 7:15pm

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Lammastide said:

I think it'd be cool to have a team of beautiful, deadly women protecting me. Kind of like the gals from Kill Bill. sexy

yeah, more or less. i want this:
let me come over it's a beautiful day to play with you in the dark
http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/
http://twitter.com/madartista
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Reply #15 posted 09/01/06 7:16pm

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i wonder what became of the woman who was working security at the first Celebration.
let me come over it's a beautiful day to play with you in the dark
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Reply #16 posted 09/01/06 7:22pm

althom

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ShellAnswerMan said:

Women celebrities (Lindsay Lohan, Beyonce Knowles, and J K Rowling, to name a few) often gravitate toward female bodyguards. (Read more)
http://www.bodyguardcaree...s/#more-96

Well.....that puts Ocean out of the running. razz
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Reply #17 posted 09/01/06 7:24pm

Ocean

althom said:

ShellAnswerMan said:

Women celebrities (Lindsay Lohan, Beyonce Knowles, and J K Rowling, to name a few) often gravitate toward female bodyguards. (Read more)
http://www.bodyguardcaree...s/#more-96

Well.....that puts Ocean out of the running. razz

u just jealous cause Im more manly than u biggrin
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Reply #18 posted 09/01/06 7:26pm

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Ocean said:

althom said:


Well.....that puts Ocean out of the running. razz

u just jealous cause Im more manly than u biggrin

You're a man alright!
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Reply #19 posted 09/01/06 7:26pm

Ocean

althom said:

Ocean said:


u just jealous cause Im more manly than u biggrin

You're a man alright!

batting eyes
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Reply #20 posted 09/02/06 12:27am

FuNkeNsteiN

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ShellAnswerMan said:

NOSLEN633CSI said:



WHO CARES,THE ONLY VALUE WOMEN HAVE IS IN THE BEDROOM. NOW GRAVITATE ON THAT

So you think I’m punk? Is that how you get down, by insulting people? It took me a minute to figure out who you are? But I know who you are now, your handle is a dead give away. I’m not going to debate with you in a public forum, but we will talk soon believe that

Smack his lil bitch ass lol
It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.

- Lammastide
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Reply #21 posted 09/02/06 1:32am

PurpleThunder

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luv4u said:

Body guards are good to have. There are a lot of mentally unstable people who could possibly be a threat.

I deal with bodyguards on a daily basis, we set them up with clients all over the world. The guys think I should get into it for the travel benefits smile
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Reply #22 posted 09/02/06 12:07pm

NOSLEN633CSI

ShellAnswerMan said:

NOSLEN633CSI said:



WHO CARES,THE ONLY VALUE WOMEN HAVE IS IN THE BEDROOM. NOW GRAVITATE ON THAT

So you think I’m punk? Is that how you get down, by insulting people? It took me a minute to figure out who you are? But I know who you are now, your handle is a dead give away. I’m not going to debate with you in a public forum, but we will talk soon believe that


Hucky I’m very sorry; I owe you and several others here an apology. Thank you for helping me to see how mess up my comments have been. I really hope that we are cool now? Once again I’m very sorry please forgive me
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Reply #23 posted 09/02/06 1:26pm

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NOSLEN633CSI said:

ShellAnswerMan said:


So you think I’m punk? Is that how you get down, by insulting people? It took me a minute to figure out who you are? But I know who you are now, your handle is a dead give away. I’m not going to debate with you in a public forum, but we will talk soon believe that


Hucky I’m very sorry; I owe you and several others here an apology. Thank you for helping me to see how mess up my comments have been. I really hope that we are cool now? Once again I’m very sorry please forgive me


You could of sent an orgnote nod
canada

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Reply #24 posted 09/02/06 1:45pm

Illustrator

NOSLEN633CSI said:

MickG said:



The reason People gravitate toward female bodyguards is that with the subtraction of the male ego, "threats" can be resoned away without force.


WHO CARES,THE ONLY VALUE WOMEN HAVE IS IN THE BEDROOM. NOW GRAVITATE ON THAT

Where I'm from,
one doesn't use a cup 'down there' for protection.
One uses a female bodyguard's mouth.
And we don't like to call 'em "female bodyguards".
We prefer the term "shorty's"
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Reply #25 posted 09/02/06 1:57pm

100MPH

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madartista said:

Lammastide said:

I think it'd be cool to have a team of beautiful, deadly women protecting me. Kind of like the gals from Kill Bill. sexy

yeah, more or less. i want this:

DANG!
I always fancied Jaclyn Smith during the heydayz .

And Kate Jackson looks stunning too .

Can't get a good view at Farrah cause her head's up .
But one of the last snaps i saw from her was kinda less charming .
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Reply #26 posted 09/02/06 2:08pm

MickG

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Where I'm from,
one doesn't use a cup 'down there' for protection.
One uses a female bodyguard's mouth.
And we don't like to call 'em "female bodyguards".
We prefer the term "shorty's"


yes.
News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so.
You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop.
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Reply #27 posted 09/02/06 3:27pm

luv4u

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Illustrator said:

NOSLEN633CSI said:



WHO CARES,THE ONLY VALUE WOMEN HAVE IS IN THE BEDROOM. NOW GRAVITATE ON THAT

Where I'm from,
one doesn't use a cup 'down there' for protection.
One uses a female bodyguard's mouth.
And we don't like to call 'em "female bodyguards".
We prefer the term "shorty's"



eek
canada

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REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
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