lack of trust

losing all sense of independence upon entering a relationship

ruining the illusion--it's not like I can't ever hear about her period, but i like just a tiny bit of mystery

NDRU said:

those are pretty normal things that cause me to lose interest in a partner, really - period thing notwithstanding i guess.

Anx said:

yeah, I guess they're not "weird things"

did I mention how much I hate it when my girlfriends eat granola?

NDRU said:

NOW you're talking!

Anx said:

Or "sock shoe, sock shoe," when everyone knows "sock sock, shoe shoe" is the logical method.

I mean, COME ON!!

NDRU said:

Funniest thing I read today.
Priceless.

luv4all7 said:

I opened the door for my girlfriend yesterday, and I couldn't help but think that she was losing respect for me because of it.

NDRU said:

Not to mention, that you totally thought of ME as you were doing it, didn't you?????

My husband opened the door for me today, and I told him to go fuck himself.

luv4all7 said:

There you go!

of course, my friend's mother said her husband went through a door recently and let it smash on her hand. I'm not sure that's better.

jerseykrs said:

Well, grab some taco bell and just go home and pet your 15 cats with your ugly ass feet then

Spats said:

Oh no!!

I have a big nose, big ass, and wear glasses sometimes.



I'll never be a Spats Girl.

NDRU said:

So a little off topic, but speaking of car door injury's.
The one time I was in the parking lot at Wal Mart. and this bee was CHASING me So I was like RUNNING to my car And when I go thter I kinda opened the door as I was running to get in it and banged my eye rite off the corner of the door and got a black eye from it.

Retarded bee's!!!! They're PSYCHO!!!!!
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luv4all7 said:

did it help your eyebrows?

NDRU said:

luv4all7 said:

j/k I thought they looked fine

NDRU said:

Too late. Damage is done.

luv4all7 said:

well, I guess it's good that I said it on this thread, at least

NDRU said:

how does that make it any better!!

Spookymuffin said:

Thanks Spooky, I was wondering the same thing, but didn't ask. Since I'm no longer speaking to him.

NDRU said:

how does that make it any better!!

luv4all7 said:

Would a quick fuck make you feel better?

Spookymuffin said:

Well, at least it's not a zombie this time...

FuNkeNsteiN said:

Zombies have inner beauty!

FuNkeNsteiN said:

Zombies have inner beauty!

Spookymuffin said:

Zombies are dead.
You want to fuck dead people.

Spookymuffin said:

Thanks Spooky, I was wondering the same thing, but didn't ask. Since I'm no longer speaking to him.

Someone who argues the opposing point to mine, not because they actually believe it, but just for the sake of arguing.

luv4all7 said:

aw, come on, I'm on my knees!