I despise pubes.

I despise chest hair.

Smoking (though my current manfriend smokes, but not near me at all).

Red hair. I can't help it.

REDFEATHERS said:

Newspaper if Im skint but

CortestheKiller said:

do you hate replying to org pops too?

REDFEATHERS said:

Shit, they minimized. Here one comes....

CortestheKiller said:

s'ok..

chewing with mouth open..

farting in public


are 2 others..

myownprivateinsanity said:

and do you have news print on your ass afterwards??

Y'know what kind of chick really turn me off?
The kind that plays games.

Especially the 'crying game'.


"Sweetheart....I think you missed understood when I said that I was interested in a member of the opposite sex....."

REDFEATHERS said:

he he.....I so wish I could think of a daft response.....

reminds me of some silly old wives tale though.....


If you sat on newspaper in a car whilst travelling you wouldnt get car sick !!!!!

myownprivateinsanity said:

never heard that old wives tale.. but I would hate to be in your house, when I havent finished reading the newspaper..

do you have to bend over so others can finish reading the columns?

Imago said:

Co-sign on that.

But, to be honest, I'm in a 3-year-relationship with a Portuguese who thinks Flanders should become independent and that Belgium is an invented country.

He's right on the last thing though.

Illustrator said:

You know all there is to know about that.

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Y'know what else I can't stand?

A girl who can't accept that I'm saving myself for the one who I'm going to marry.

Now, does that mean that we can't some fun on our first date?
Of course not.
BJ's are cool. (I mean, as that old street proverb goes, "Ya gotta blow me ta know me", right?)
But that is all.


If ya can't just suck my dick,
then ya can just kiss my ass.

Either way,
I walking away with my intergrity intact.

Virgins.....

holla if ya hear me.

Illustrator said:

Are you Spats's Alter Ego by any chance.....?????

I just found this

"fucking shit!! ..so michelle (my squaw girl in one of the pics) went back to the US of A and i might not see her again.. i have mixed feelings. i liked her so much although lately there was one thing which bothered me tremendously.. her eating a popsicle. i swear the sound she makes whilst eating say a magnum can only be described as resembling a dildo being forcefully inserted up a lubed-up arsehole.. HARD. it stops being funny when you're sitting in an overcrowded cinema, forced to watch the new fast & the furious masterpiece.. i left after 17 minutes feeling somewhat mind-raped. 17 minutes of my life lost forever. nevertheless.. i'll miss michelle because overall she was yummy."

MarieLouise said:

WTF???

Someone who doesn't know when to take things seriously.

Someone who argues the opposing point to mine, not because they actually believe it, but just for the sake of arguing.

Someone who can't make decisions for themself.



And this one I'm sure is universal: Poor hygiene, especially when they're trying to get some. A bit of sweat or whatever's no big, but I once had a guy want to fingerfuck me when he had dirty fingernails. That's just gross.

abierman said:

co-sign

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Dayum!!! How did I forget to mention the SHOESSSSS!!!

I dont mind thong-footwear, but the shoes gotta be well nice.. if they are like plastic slip on loafers, 1980s style currently worn by fat old indian taxi drivers, then its definitely a no no for me..

MarieLouise said:

I don't blame you. That sounds really skanky.
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Religious people.
People who smoke.
Crooked teeth.
...also if they are really stupid, that kinda turns me off too
Oh, and I don't like cats.

Short men.
I can tolerate 5 foot 9 or 5 foot 8, if they are really good looking, but most of the time they need to be around 6 feet tall.
Some shorter men may be cute, but they are so insecure and defensive, that alone is a turnoff.

pinkgirl93 said:

I agree with this one too. If there is a big height difference between me and the girl it isn't going to work. I am around 5"10 area. it's too awkward and uncomfortable.

Spats said:

Why would you blame me? For quoting without permission?

REDFEATHERS said:

I can't stand plastic slip-on sport sandals, the kind that guys my age wear made by brands like Adidas and Nike.

-Unemploymnent. Huge turn off. You don't have to be rich, but ya gotta have a job!
-Bad manners, including but not limited to: interrupting, chewing with one's mouth open, talking with one's mouth full...
-Smoking.
-Lack of appreciation for art or willingness to go to museums.
-Uber-religiousness.
-Bush supporters.
-Bad kissing, it can only get worse from there...
-When guys try to argue with me just because they have to be right, even though it's obvious they are clearly wrong about the topic.

jone70 said:

Or arguing for the sake of arguing....

CortestheKiller said:

it's safe to say we will never fight over the same person!

MarieLouise said:

you paint the pictures really well.

Christopher said:

I didn't. A guy on the internet did. I found this on a blog.