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Thread started 08/31/06 1:33pm

cborgman

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THE TRIUMPHANT AND MANLY RETURN OF STRAIGHT CHRIS!

garythenotrashcougar says he will sleep with me if i butch it up.

so this marks the return of machochris.

please don't tempt me with interesting discussions of art, or project runway, or what madonna just did.

only engage me in conversations about cars, breasts, or beer.

thanks


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Reply #1 posted 08/31/06 1:35pm

GaryTheNoTrash
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cborgman said:

garythenotrashcougar says he will sleep with me if i butch it up.

so this marks the return of machochris.

please don't tempt me with interesting discussions of art, or project runway, or what madonna just did.

only engage me in conversations about cars, breasts, or beer.

thanks

[img]818.vo.llnwd.net/00506/81/88/506958818_l.jpg[/img]


I'm more of a classic car, ass, and liquor man smile

PS. this is the first "thread about me" biggrin
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #2 posted 08/31/06 1:37pm

Imago

You two queens need to get a room!
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Reply #3 posted 08/31/06 1:38pm

INSATIABLE

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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:



PS. this is the first "thread about me" biggrin

It's about time. Yours is easily the best username on any website, anywhere.
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Reply #4 posted 08/31/06 1:38pm

GaryTheNoTrash
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Imago said:

You two queens need to get a room!


I'm a cheap ass mother fucker, just give me the hotel door card before you and Jersey check out,
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #5 posted 08/31/06 1:38pm

cborgman

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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

cborgman said:

garythenotrashcougar says he will sleep with me if i butch it up.

so this marks the return of machochris.

please don't tempt me with interesting discussions of art, or project runway, or what madonna just did.

only engage me in conversations about cars, breasts, or beer.

thanks

[img]818.vo.llnwd.net/00506/81/88/506958818_l.jpg[/img]


I'm more of a classic car, ass, and liquor man smile

PS. this is the first "thread about me" biggrin


yes, classic cars... i particularly like those ones... with the... big engines that sort of stick up out of the hood.

i'll get the hang of this yet.
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Reply #6 posted 08/31/06 1:39pm

cborgman

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Imago said:

You two queens need to get a room!


yea, man, you tell those filthy homos! dirty homos! get out of this thread, homos!
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Reply #7 posted 08/31/06 1:39pm

cborgman

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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

Imago said:

You two queens need to get a room!


I'm a cheap ass mother fucker, just give me the hotel door card before you and Jersey check out,


:gigg-

no

:manlylaugh:
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Reply #8 posted 08/31/06 1:40pm

GaryTheNoTrash
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cborgman said:

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:



I'm more of a classic car, ass, and liquor man smile

PS. this is the first "thread about me" biggrin


yes, classic cars... i particularly like those ones... with the... big engines that sort of stick up out of the hood.

i'll get the hang of this yet.


I said classic, not redneck

Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #9 posted 08/31/06 1:41pm

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Hi Chris batting eyes



giggle
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Reply #10 posted 08/31/06 1:41pm

cborgman

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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

cborgman said:



yes, classic cars... i particularly like those ones... with the... big engines that sort of stick up out of the hood.

i'll get the hang of this yet.


I said classic, not redneck



that doesn't seem very manly.
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Reply #11 posted 08/31/06 1:41pm

LleeLlee

Cars are nice aren't they?

especially red ones.

(I know nothing about cars)
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Reply #12 posted 08/31/06 1:42pm

cborgman

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CarrieMpls said:

Hi Chris batting eyes



giggle


hello, delicious vagina-bearer
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Reply #13 posted 08/31/06 1:42pm

Imago

cborgman said:

Imago said:

You two queens need to get a room!


yea, man, you tell those filthy homos! dirty homos! get out of this thread, homos!

oh god falloff
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Reply #14 posted 08/31/06 1:42pm

superspaceboy

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who'd want to sleep with Garythenotrashcougar?

Christian Zombie Vampires

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Reply #15 posted 08/31/06 1:42pm

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Reply #16 posted 08/31/06 1:47pm

cborgman

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someone help me find a new avatar, ganesh is effeminate.

i am having trouble finding a picture that incorporates both breasts and beer.

(notice i didn't say "please", only homos say "please")
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Reply #17 posted 08/31/06 1:48pm

Imago

superspaceboy said:

who'd want to sleep with Garythenotrashcougar?

wave
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Reply #18 posted 08/31/06 1:49pm

cborgman

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Imago said:

superspaceboy said:

who'd want to sleep with Garythenotrashcougar?

wave


dirty homo!
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Reply #19 posted 08/31/06 1:49pm

GaryTheNoTrash
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cborgman said:

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:



I said classic, not redneck



that doesn't seem very manly.


Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #20 posted 08/31/06 1:50pm

GaryTheNoTrash
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superspaceboy said:

who'd want to sleep with Garythenotrashcougar?


I'll bum you and Spats in a threeway any day smile
Klopf, klopf!

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Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #21 posted 08/31/06 1:50pm

cborgman

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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

cborgman said:



that doesn't seem very manly.




leather, khakis, and a big phallic stick... that's more like it
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Reply #22 posted 08/31/06 1:53pm

sag10

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giggle
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Reply #23 posted 08/31/06 1:54pm

GaryTheNoTrash
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sag10 said:

giggle


Yeah, you too.
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #24 posted 08/31/06 1:55pm

GaryTheNoTrash
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

sag10 said:

giggle


Yeah, you too.


In fact, I promise to bum everyone who posts on this thread biggrin
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #25 posted 08/31/06 1:58pm

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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:



Yeah, you too.


In fact, I promise to bum everyone who posts on this thread biggrin


I may be a bit naive! But what is bum? confuse
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Reply #26 posted 08/31/06 1:59pm

purplerein

1) stand while peeing

2) how about Pamela Anderson's gazangas-be prepared to discuss and make lewd comments

3) Football!!!!!1

4) no more showering with other guys

5) underwear...turn them inside out, wear the next day..

6) you can always shower tommorrow...or the next day
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Reply #27 posted 08/31/06 2:00pm

GaryTheNoTrash
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sag10 said:

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:



In fact, I promise to bum everyone who posts on this thread biggrin


I may be a bit naive! But what is bum? confuse


It's British slang giggle
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Klopf, klopf!

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Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

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Reply #28 posted 08/31/06 2:01pm

GaryTheNoTrash
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purplerein said:

1) stand while peeing

2) how about Pamela Anderson's gazangas-be prepared to discuss and make lewd comments

3) Football!!!!!1

4) no more showering with other guys

5) underwear...turn them inside out, wear the next day..

6) you can always shower tommorrow...or the next day


Apart from number 1, the rest is really not me lol
Klopf, klopf!

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Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #29 posted 08/31/06 2:02pm

cborgman

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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

purplerein said:

1) stand while peeing

2) how about Pamela Anderson's gazangas-be prepared to discuss and make lewd comments

3) Football!!!!!1

4) no more showering with other guys

5) underwear...turn them inside out, wear the next day..

6) you can always shower tommorrow...or the next day


Apart from number 1, the rest is really not me lol


HOMO!
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