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Reply #30 posted 08/31/06 7:37pm

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Anx said:

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Anx's humor reminds me of Douglas Adams for some reason. You should write a book Anx! smile

thanks! tell me what to write about!

hey i know! how about a coffee table book! like where you could have pics of celebs in the midst of sneezes.

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Reply #31 posted 08/31/06 7:38pm

coolcat	Anx said: coolcat said: Anx's humor reminds me of Douglas Adams for some reason. You should write a book Anx! thanks! tell me what to write about! How about an alternate history novel? 1984, rabid Prince fans take over the Earth...
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Reply #32 posted 08/31/06 7:39pm

Anx	XxAxX said: Anx said: thanks! tell me what to write about! hey i know! how about a coffee table book! like where you could have pics of celebs in the midst of sneezes. whoozat?
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Reply #33 posted 08/31/06 7:39pm

Anx	coolcat said: Anx said: thanks! tell me what to write about! How about an alternate history novel? 1984, rabid Prince fans take over the Earth... move over philip roth...
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Reply #34 posted 08/31/06 7:42pm

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Anx said:

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hey i know! how about a coffee table book! like where you could have pics of celebs in the midst of sneezes.

whoozat?

dunno whozzatiz but this is what he say, and imo it's almost like soem kidna new, internet haiku:

I Sneezed
For ages, I tried to get a snapshot of me sneezing.
Finally, I captured it.
*note: i don't even know what was up with my right eye in the first pic

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Reply #35 posted 09/01/06 9:45am

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coolcat said:

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I gotta hand it to you Anx, I've witness folks try to copy you with their threads (myself included), but they never quite have the right stuff.

You though, are one funny motherfucker! falloff

Anx's humor reminds me of Douglas Adams for some reason. You should write a book Anx! smile

Very Adams-esque. nod

You should write about what you know, Anx. What do you know about? biggrin

oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1!

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Reply #36 posted 09/01/06 9:47am

Anx	HereToRockYourWorld said: coolcat said: Anx's humor reminds me of Douglas Adams for some reason. You should write a book Anx! Very Adams-esque. You should write about what you know, Anx. What do you know about? uh
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Reply #37 posted 09/01/06 9:51am

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Anx said:

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Very Adams-esque. nod

You should write about what you know, Anx. What do you know about? biggrin

Well. You know a lot about what you don't like.

You could string all of your bitchy/whining threads into one big long Sedarisish rant and put a snazzy cover on it and be a trillionaire. thumbs up!

oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1!

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Reply #38 posted 09/01/06 10:15am

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HereToRockYourWorld said:

you know this new approach is starting to grow on me fart

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Reply #39 posted 09/01/06 10:17am

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XxAxX said:

HereToRockYourWorld said:

you know this new approach is starting to grow on me fart

oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1!

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Reply #40 posted 09/05/06 1:26am

sweet	Anx said: sweet said: i'm one of those over loud dramatic high pitched sneezers...my friend says it sounds as if im stepping on smurfs every time i sneeze and its always in 3s i'm sorry it's no problem. we'll just have to get you an astronaut helmet for whenever you decide to sneeze! yay!! thank u anx can u put rhinestones on it? due to the content i suggest you like this...
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Reply #41 posted 09/05/06 1:34am

susannah	I thought we said "bless you" because sneezing was an important symptom of the plague, the black death, and it meant you were probably about to die...
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Reply #42 posted 09/05/06 5:13am

Anx	sweet said: Anx said: it's no problem. we'll just have to get you an astronaut helmet for whenever you decide to sneeze! yay!! thank u anx can u put rhinestones on it? you want i should install an iPod in there too? what do i look like, "pimp my helmet"???
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Reply #43 posted 09/05/06 7:26am

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Anx said:

what do i look like... ?

"Think inside out." stoned

https://www.facebook.com/drjudywood http://www.theperthgroup....entary.pdf

http://archive.org/detail...eather_451 http://www.controversyofz.../index.htm

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Reply #44 posted 09/05/06 7:34am

Anx	Cloudbuster said: Anx said: what do i look like... ?
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Reply #45 posted 09/05/06 10:23pm

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no there is nothing like the relief you feel when you just let it go fart

For sure. Those cramps can be brutal.

I have mastered the art of the silent fart just so others don't freak out. I can also let it out slowly in intervals to minimize the stink.

Yes, I have amazing sphincter control.

RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.

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Reply #46 posted 09/06/06 4:35am

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man am i glad to see this thread ~! fart

thought i'd explode or something biggrin

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Reply #47 posted 09/06/06 5:38am