It has just been brought to my attention that Luv4all7 knows almost nothing about history preceeding the Gulf War, and she only knows about the Gulf War becuase she liked watching some of the male news anchors.

So, let's give her one line bullet points throughout the span of history shall we?





1) The Cretacious-Tertiary boundry on earth marks the point at which a 6.5 mile wide asteroid/meteor slammed into Mexico's yukatan peninsula(sp?) and wiped out the dinosaurs. 65,000,000 BC


Your turn
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2) Christopher Columbus sailed to Ocean Blue, way back in 1492.... But the Vikings and Chinese found America first!

Imago said:

MIA PINTA SANTA MARIA

luv4all7 said:

No thanks. I just ate.

we refer to the org before imago's arrival as "the golden age".

Imago said:

wanna change that to north america?

Anx said:

some of Dook's threads have made it the age of the "Golden Shower"

emm said:

5) Canadians have a very skewed outlook on history!

Anx said:

I ushered in an age of the kinder, gentler, more photoshopped Anx.

oh shit!



this thread has the potential to be the longest thread ever on any website on any internet in the universe, you do realise that!

JohnPhillip said:

And it will STILL not exceed the list of user names you have.

Imago said:

your sig! bitch!



i'm johnphillip now tho. this is the final account and i mean that with all that is left of my withered soul.

6) the dutch once ruled the world, we will again in the future

7) New York was founded by the dutch, calling it 'Nieuw Amsterdam'

8) Peter Stuyvesant (a dutch guy) sold New York to the Brits for $ 2,50.....that idiot!

luv4all7 said:

this is the last one! lawd.

abierman said:

And you'll do it through your porn!

9) Australia was also discovered by the dutch, don't believe what the Brits say!!

There was this one guy who got nailed to a tree or something... oh wait... you heard about that?

Um... ok, well, I heard some people came from one land and like, they didn't like anyone in the new land so they killed, em....and then they just kept on not liking people and the other peoples didn't like that so they killed em, and that's pretty much it, i think... oh yeah and this happened, like, everywhere!

abierman said:

true! i think.

JohnPhillip said:

Van Diemen, Tasman, a whole bunch of others.....

abierman said:

Dirk Hartog....

These posts are so damned stupid, I'm dumber for having started this thread.

Imago said:

you always thought you're smart-ass, huh?

abierman said:

Ample, let's not today.

I know! I was seriously trying to learn.

Imago said:

I am so EMBARRASSED about that sig, seriously.

WTF was I F-ING THNKNG?!!!



And yeah, I know my posts are lame... you didn't have to be so obvious and post it RIGHT under mine, though, sheesh! We can't ALL be Imagos with massive soft balls and anal stimulation masters degrees.

Alrite you guys SERIOUSLY!!!!

No more adding to the thread unless there is gonna be actual history goin on!!!!

GAWD!

Me and Dan try to be serious, and you guys think it's a big JOKE!!!!

luv4all7 said:

you are so when you're

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1756, Salzburg, January 27, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is born

1761, at the age of five Amadeus begins composing

1773, he writes his first piano concerto

1782, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart marries Constance Weber

1784, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart becomes a free mason

1791, Mozart composes "The Magic Flute"

On December 5th of that same year, Mozart dies

1985, Austrian rock singer Falco records

Rock Me Amadeus!

ufoclub said:

It's so sad I recognized the song by the second line.