I mean, really. If you were Superman, wouldn't you just smoke the rankest trucker cigarettes you could find and guzzle Jack Daniels non-stop as if it were Gatorade? Just because you COULD?

It won't DO anything to him and he'll look cool doing it, plus he could laugh at all the stupid mortals who couldn't keep up.

I don't think Superman is living up to his full potential.

If you were a Superperson, what bad habits would you flaunt?

if he's superman, he probably doesn't have any habits...habits are a weakness and superman has none, cept for cryptonite, and coming out of the closet..

Oh, absolutely. I would be bareback ass-fucking everyone, for one thing. I'd do shots of tequila with raw eggs for breakfast the next morning.

Yeah, it would add to the character. He could cuss too!

He could definitely kick the Marlboro Man's ass.

FunkMistress said:

I want to see your movie much more than the one in theaters.

kidelrich said:

purplerein said:

yeah, but if he couldn't get addicted to alcohol or nicotine, smoking and drinking could be HOBBIES.

FunkMistress said:

have you ever thought about writing comic books for a living?

Anx said:

But smoking cigarettes is super gross. I'd smoke weed all day long, though, since it wouldn't get me too high. Cuz I'm Superman.

why do all that kinna shit? i'd be super, man, and wanting to stay that way.

FunkMistress said:

he could smoke crack! he could smoke moon crack!

FunkMistress said:

But the cigarettes wouldn't hurt him, wouldn't stain his teeth and wouldn't give him bad breath. Thus, they would be totally awesome!!!

Anx said:

Anx said:

With Nuclear Man!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

But you would stay that way! No matter what! That's the point! You could walk up to a bunch of sad addicts whose lives were ruined by heroin, shoot up a shitload of junk right in front of them, then run around the block with all of them stacked on your shoulders like a junkie pyramid! It would be AWESOME!

kidelrich said:

he could snort lines of hypercoke off nuclear man's bare irradiated buttocks.

grace jones would be there.

Anx said:

sausage fest.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

superman needs to try ouzo. it's yummy.

Anx said:

snort shit off my bumper, bay-bay...

FunkMistress said:

He has to be a good role model to others.

"With great power comes great responsibility."

TMPletz said:

Get this man some red kryptonite.

FunkMistress said:

oh god, like that adidas commercial... but nah, i'd be doing the usual shit, like using cadillacs for weights and using my x-ray vision to check people out.

kidelrich said:

oh, whatever. fine. he could like shoot up smack in garganta's vagina as if he were futzing around in a wet sleeping bag. there, mr. het'ra.

TMPletz said:

That was in Spiderman, wasn't it?

FunkMistress said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

What?

I definitely missed the Adidas commercial where that happened...

TMPletz said:

that's great and all, but he should remember that the more illicit substances he uses, the less there will be for children. he's doing the world a favor when he shoots up.

kidelrich said:

Yeah, but I think they all kinda go by that.