Dear Parker,

I will be going to see Jackie Beat this Saturday. The past two times I have gone, I have ended up sitting next to you and being jabbed in the ribs with your elbow everytime you think something is funny and you want to share the laugh with me. I have laughed politely while wanting to hit you, but I restrain myself because I think you are a damn funny and talented actress.

But this time, I will smack you in your stoned head. I'm freaking serious.

All the best,
Chris

PS- unless you are willing to take me to an early test screening of the new Christopher Guest movie that you are doing, then you can elbow me in the ribs all you want.
[Edited 8/29/06 16:46pm]

Beat her ass Chris!


Thread of the year!

Imago said:

we are a smaller group than usual so we may not get our normal table next to hers.

watch, though... we show up with a smaller group, she'll show up with a smaller group and we will still be next to each other, just in a different part of the room

is she still dating Ryan Adams? If she is and he's there, tell him to put me on the guest-list of his show in Amsterdam on Oct. 3rd.....then smack Parker, tell her that her movies suck lately!

thanks!

abierman said:

don't know. she was there with some hot blond guy and that girl from sopranos.

Open letter to Ben:

Dear Ben,

Please please please deactivate cborgman's account.

Sincerely,
Imago

2the9s said:

2the9s said:

ps can you fix the search function.

fathermcmeekle said:

omg. I wanna sit next to Parker Posey!!!!

@ this whole thread!

CarrieMpls said:

I wanna sit ON Parker Posey!!!!

jerseykrs said:

JasmineFire said:

2the9s said:

dear god,

please let 2the9s and i and go on a camping trip so i can dick cheney his sorry ass.

thanks,
chris

CarrieMpls said:

trust me and my bruised ribs when i say no you dont

jerseykrs said:

weird hairy ass fetishes are probably not her thing

ah, another one corrupted by the city.

Who is Parker Posey?

Fauxie said:

this chick who did indie films in the 90s

Fauxie said:

It's this woman who keeps jabbing Cborgman in the ribs...didn't you read the thread??

Can you get me a date with her please? Thanks.

madartista said:

Fauxie said:

an adorable pixie of an actress who i am gonna cold-cock with a beer bottle if we have a threepeat of her sitting next to me and jabbing me in the ribs and laughing while at the jackie beat show

JohnTheBomb said:

if she survives me, i will ask for you

cborgman said:

You fucking crack me up sometimes Chris.

cborgman said:

thanks dude.

jerseykrs said:

i'm glad someone finds me funny

Borgey, you're not acceptable person responsibility for this at all. You had 50% odds that she would be there, and she was...so you knew that you might be sitting next to her. Did you take precaution and wear protection?

you could have made a fashion statement and been safe at the same time.

In my humble opinion, you're partly to blame for all this