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We hired a new receptionist while I was away in Hollywood.......  | |
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and???? |
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CarrieMpls said: and????
I don't want to get fired for sexual harrasment!!  | |
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well, yup. | |
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Imago said:  | |
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why don't i ever get a sexy secratary?
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CarrieMpls said: why don't i ever get a sexy secratary?
Because there is no such thing as a SECRATARY  Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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CarrieMpls said: why don't i ever get a sexy secratary?
I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm a freak already! | |
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jerseykrs said: CarrieMpls said: why don't i ever get a sexy secratary?
I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm a freak already!  |
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jerseykrs said: CarrieMpls said: why don't i ever get a sexy secratary?
I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm a freak already! Did you poop in her top draw yet? Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: CarrieMpls said: why don't i ever get a sexy secratary?
Because there is no such thing as a SECRATARY  |
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CarrieMpls said: why don't i ever get a sexy secratary?
back when i worked at a real estate office in nyc, they actually hired an assistant for me who looked like jessica rabbit. of course, the assistant in question was my best friend leela, and i'm gay, so the sexual gratification of the whole thing was completely lost on me. of course, she's like aunt esther trapped in the body of a swimsuit model, so it was fun watching her fight off all the pervy old real estate agents all the same.  | |
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Anx said: CarrieMpls said: why don't i ever get a sexy secratary?
back when i worked at a real estate office in nyc, they actually hired an assistant for me who looked like jessica rabbit. of course, the assistant in question was my best friend leela, and i'm gay, so the sexual gratification of the whole thing was completely lost on me. of course, she's like aunt esther trapped in the body of a swimsuit model, so it was fun watching her fight off all the pervy old real estate agents all the same. That shit is going in my signature. | |
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jerseykrs said: it couldn't have been a "we" if you weren't there. She's probably dealt with being hit upon and judged by her looks, rather then her performance. keep it above board dude...she's probably tired of the harassment from her previous employment | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: jerseykrs said: I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm a freak already! Did you poop in her top draw yet?  Always a warm welcome. Can't go wrong with that gesture.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: Did you poop in her top draw yet? Always a warm welcome. Can't go wrong with that gesture. Even better if he manages to poop right at the back of the draw, that way when she goes looking for the stapler, shell get a warm hand shake. Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: minneapolisgenius said: Always a warm welcome. Can't go wrong with that gesture. Even better if he manages to poop right at the back of the draw, that way when she goes looking for the stapler, shell get a warm hand shake. You've done this many times before, haven't you?  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: Even better if he manages to poop right at the back of the draw, that way when she goes looking for the stapler, shell get a warm hand shake. You've done this many times before, haven't you? But not with my own poop. That's just sick  Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: minneapolisgenius said: You've done this many times before, haven't you? But not with my own poop. That's just sick My dad actually did this once. RECENTLY. As in the past year. He's 64.
He didn't leave it in a drawer though. Just on someone's front steps.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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threadjackers!!!   | |
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minneapolisgenius said: GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: But not with my own poop. That's just sick My dad actually did this once. RECENTLY. As in the past year. He's 64.
He didn't leave it in a drawer though. Just on someone's front steps.  Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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jerseykrs said: threadjackers!!!
I have no idea what this thread was originally about to be honest.  Plus, I'm too lazy to scroll up and see."I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: minneapolisgenius said: My dad actually did this once. RECENTLY. As in the past year. He's 64.
He didn't leave it in a drawer though. Just on someone's front steps. It's true. I laughed until I cried when he told me about it.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: It's true. I laughed until I cried when he told me about it. I hope I'm still pooping on people's property at 64 Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: minneapolisgenius said: It's true. I laughed until I cried when he told me about it. I hope I'm still pooping on people's property at 64 Paul McCartney wrote a song about it I believe. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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jerseykrs said: pictures please | |
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| There's noone hot and single at my work | |
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susannah said: There's noone hot and single at my work I take it you don't work at the Starbucks next to Shaw's in Back Bay(Boston). Just a guess. | |
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