Handclapsfingasnapz said: just grab 'em in the biscuits! i wish i was that bold! if i don't know the guy that well, i usually just try to say hi to him and depending on how friendly he seems then i'll try to get him in conversation. maybe. i'm really not all that good at it. there's a guy i like right now but i don't know how to get his attention short of following him to karaoke and singing to the pretender's 'brass in my pocket' in some sexy lingerie. and i really don't see that happening in the near future. sorry i couldn't be more helpful. ask 2the9s, he knows what to do! | |
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Number23 said: Justin1972UK said: That's exactly my philosophy too. Life's too short to wonder "what if?" at a later date. Oh, without regret we'd be empty vesels, Marie Celestes passing in the night. Sadness is what binds us, and all my regrets, I let them simmer and marinate my head. You're ace Bill | |
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I crap at letting guys know I like them, before I realise I like them Im the life and soul of the party, cracking jokes left right and centre, then when I like them its like And I just shut up! I get soo nervous, I dont know what to say, its rubbish!
I've never been able to just go up to someone and say it, how do you do it?? All rational thought leaves my head when I feel lke that. I tend to just be nervous and quiet and hope they liked me enough all along to say something in the end anyway. And no, it doesnt work | |
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I pull my cock out, after I've stapled an invitation to it. | |
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susannah said: I crap at letting guys know I like them, before I realise I like them Im the life and soul of the party, cracking jokes left right and centre, then when I like them its like And I just shut up! I get soo nervous, I dont know what to say, its rubbish!
I've never been able to just go up to someone and say it, how do you do it?? All rational thought leaves my head when I feel lke that. I tend to just be nervous and quiet and hope they liked me enough all along to say something in the end anyway. And no, it doesnt work i'm the same way. it's pathetic is what it is. | |
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JasmineFire said: susannah said: I crap at letting guys know I like them, before I realise I like them Im the life and soul of the party, cracking jokes left right and centre, then when I like them its like And I just shut up! I get soo nervous, I dont know what to say, its rubbish!
I've never been able to just go up to someone and say it, how do you do it?? All rational thought leaves my head when I feel lke that. I tend to just be nervous and quiet and hope they liked me enough all along to say something in the end anyway. And no, it doesnt work i'm the same way. it's pathetic is what it is. Im so glad Im not alone! And I use the word "alone" in a relative sense | |
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susannah said: JasmineFire said: i'm the same way. it's pathetic is what it is. Im so glad Im not alone! And I use the word "alone" in a relative sense | |
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Spookymuffin said: I pull my cock out, after I've stapled an invitation to it.
Do you use bandaids or let it dry and scab on its own? | |
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kidelrich said: Spookymuffin said: I pull my cock out, after I've stapled an invitation to it.
Do you use bandaids or let it dry and scab on its own? It's usually still bleeding. | |
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Spookymuffin said: kidelrich said: Do you use bandaids or let it dry and scab on its own? It's usually still bleeding. Then it's probably not so much from the staples as it is from being that time of the month. Y'know...nature's little visitor. | |
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Illustrator said:[quote] Spookymuffin said: It's usually still bleeding. Then it's probably not so much from the staples as it is from being that time of the month. Y'know...nature's little visitor.[/quote] The gerbil? | |
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Illustrator said: Spookymuffin said: It's usually still bleeding. Then it's probably not so much from the staples as it is from being that time of the month. Y'know...nature's little visitor. Your mouth. No, I don't like it when you do that. | |
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"what's up?"
"nothin. what's up?" "nothin" | |
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Illustrator said: If I fuck the hell out of someone,
it's usually cuz I'm trying to send 'em a signal that I think they're cute . Ditto! | |
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eye contact is a good way mabe a smile to | |
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I flirt then tell them. | |
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I photoshop me having sex with them
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Imago said: I photoshop me having sex with them
So you like alot of people huh!? | |
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I usually stalk them until they cave in. | |
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althom said: I usually stalk them in a cave.
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ZombieKitten said: althom said: I usually stalk them in a cave.
oh damn | |
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ZombieKitten said: althom said: I usually stalk them in a cave.
Yeap.....that'll work too. | |
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ZombieKitten said: althom said: I usually stalk them in a cave.
Oh my god my sides hurt! | |
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PurpleThunder said: ZombieKitten said: Oh my god my sides hurt! | |
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althom said: PurpleThunder said: Oh my god my sides hurt! and if that doesn't work | |
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Number23 said: Justin1972UK said: That's exactly my philosophy too. Life's too short to wonder "what if?" at a later date. Oh, without regret we'd be empty vesels, Marie Celestes passing in the night. Sadness is what binds us, and all my regrets, I let them simmer and marinate my head. oh come on. removal of DOUBT is what gets things done. | |
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Projectile vomit on their shirt. If she doesnt run...im in. (Insert something clever here) | |
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Tell her im am a big Prince fan. If she doesnt run feverishly....im in. (Insert something clever here) | |
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Be agressive
lol not like thaaattt. | |
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