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My Org Hottie Month is Almost Over (The Captain Will Likely Either Die or Get Uber-Crabs if Not Re-Elected) Well, it's been a good ride for the Captain. I still remember that fateful day when my name was inevitably selected for August Org Male Hottie. I mean it's not like I was begging or campaigning for it but damn I deserved it. And now, it is time to reflect on my reign as king of the Org males. Here are some random memories from the month.
August 1: Heavily attended coronation ceremony of the Captain in downtown Cleveland. Besides the majority of Orgers who came out for the awards ceremony, there were also celebrities such as Paris Hilton, David Hasslehoff, and Rob Schneider. After the award ceremony, there was a massive afterparty. The reason that many of you don't remember is someone spiked the punch with ecstacy and it turned into an orgy. There were so many of you I promised to call after that night but I didn't. Sorry. August 2: Several Orgers get check-ups at the "free clinic" after finding out that they slept with the Captain. That's alright, it didn't hurt my feelings. August 6: Rumors of steroids are quickly dismissed as it is leaked that the Captain has no muscle mass whatsoever and very large juevos. August 13: Nude pictures of the Captain surface, taken when the Captain was a starving model/dance instructor. Playgirl buys the pictures and has to increase the size of the centerfold fold-out. August 19: The Captain begins talks to record a rap album with his new-found fame, using K-Fed's producer. Elton John rips off the idea days later. August 24: The Captain's contract with Ramrod Productions is cancelled because of so-called "erratic behavior". August 27: The Captain's codpiece wins a Emmy for best Supporting Actor. What a whirlwind of a month. Could September be a repeat for the Captain? [Edited 8/31/06 19:58pm] | |
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you handled the duties of the office with dignity. | |
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purplerein said: you handled the duties of the office with dignity.
Well, I think I have. It's not like I have tarnished the title forever. | |
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jerseykrs said: With the Captain, the better question is "Who's Next?" | |
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CaptainChaos said: Well, it's been a good ride for the Captain. I still remember that fateful day when my name was inevitably selected for August Org Male Hottie. I mean it's not like I was begging or campaigning for it but damn I deserved it. And now, it is time to reflect on my reign as king of the Org males. Here are some random memories from the month.
August 1: Heavily attended coronation ceremony of the Captain in downtown Cleveland. Besides the majority of Orgers who came out for the awards ceremony, there were also celebrities such as Paris Hilton, David Hasslehoff, and Rob Schneider. After the award ceremony, there was a massive afterparty. The reason that many of you don't remember is someone spiked the punch with ecstacy and it turned into an orgy. There were so many of you I promised to call after that night but I didn't. Sorry. August 2: Several Orgers get check-ups at the "free clinic" after finding out that they slept with the Captain. That's alright, it didn't hurt my feelings. August 6: Rumors of steroids are quickly dismissed as it is leaked that the Captain has no muscle mass whatsoever and very large juevos. August 13: Nude pictures of the Captain surface, taken when the Captain was a starving model/dance instructor. Playgirl buys the pictures and has to increase the size of the centerfold fold-out. August 19: The Captain begins talks to record a rap album with his new-found fame, using K-Fed's producer. Elton John rips off the idea days later. August 24: The Captain's contract with Ramrod Productions is cancelled because of so-called "erratic behavior". August 27: The Captain's codpiece wins a Emmy for best Supporting Actor. What a whirlwind of a month. Could September be a repeat for the Captain?  that just doesn't seem like something one would 'forget'  | |
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XxAxX said: CaptainChaos said: Well, it's been a good ride for the Captain. I still remember that fateful day when my name was inevitably selected for August Org Male Hottie. I mean it's not like I was begging or campaigning for it but damn I deserved it. And now, it is time to reflect on my reign as king of the Org males. Here are some random memories from the month.
August 1: Heavily attended coronation ceremony of the Captain in downtown Cleveland. Besides the majority of Orgers who came out for the awards ceremony, there were also celebrities such as Paris Hilton, David Hasslehoff, and Rob Schneider. After the award ceremony, there was a massive afterparty. The reason that many of you don't remember is someone spiked the punch with ecstacy and it turned into an orgy. There were so many of you I promised to call after that night but I didn't. Sorry. August 2: Several Orgers get check-ups at the "free clinic" after finding out that they slept with the Captain. That's alright, it didn't hurt my feelings. August 6: Rumors of steroids are quickly dismissed as it is leaked that the Captain has no muscle mass whatsoever and very large juevos. August 13: Nude pictures of the Captain surface, taken when the Captain was a starving model/dance instructor. Playgirl buys the pictures and has to increase the size of the centerfold fold-out. August 19: The Captain begins talks to record a rap album with his new-found fame, using K-Fed's producer. Elton John rips off the idea days later. August 24: The Captain's contract with Ramrod Productions is cancelled because of so-called "erratic behavior". August 27: The Captain's codpiece wins a Emmy for best Supporting Actor. What a whirlwind of a month. Could September be a repeat for the Captain? that just doesn't seem like something one would 'forget' It's commonly known that one of the side effects of crabs is balatant amnesia. | |
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How are you ending it, Captain? | |
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CaptainChaos said: XxAxX said: that just doesn't seem like something one would 'forget' It's commonly known that one of the side effects of crabs is balatant amnesia.  suuure it is | |
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XxAxX said: CaptainChaos said: It's commonly known that one of the side effects of crabs is balatant amnesia. suuure it isWhat was I saying? | |
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kidelrich said: How are you ending it, Captain?
Damn it why does it have to end!!! | |
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I should do something really HUGE on my last day as August Male Org Hottie.
Really, really HUGE. Earth-shattering. Something else BIG might be coming. | |
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Can I gently influence you?
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please do not make a spectacle handing your crown over to the Org Hottie for September. It will only tarnish your legacy | |
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Spookymuffin said: Can I gently influence you?
Pretty girl. Did you meet her in Spain? | |
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kidelrich said: Spookymuffin said: Can I gently influence you?
Pretty girl. Did you meet her in Spain? Oh sh*t...you di int | |
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kidelrich said: Pretty girl. Did you meet her in Spain?
Shut it, chin whiskers! | |
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Isn't this a leap year?
You have an extra day, no? | |
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2the9s said: Isn't this a leap year?
You have an extra day, no? No, it's the Autumn solstice. After midnight, he get's an extra hour.* Although most late night establishments don't recognize this til 2:00am. * And no, Cap'n. This isn't the kind of extra hour that will cost you another twenty. | |
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Illustrator said: 2the9s said: Isn't this a leap year?
You have an extra day, no? No, it's the Autumn solstice. After midnight, he get's an extra hour.* Although most late night establishments don't recognize this til 2:00am. * And no, Cap'n. This isn't the kind of extra hour that will cost you another twenty. Oh please, I doubt he can hold out an hour.  | |
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Admiral for September Male Org Hottie? Just a thought.
Are two testicles necessary to qualify? | |
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Could you please do something about Kidelrich before you go? | |
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CaptainChaos said: Well, it's been a good ride for the Captain. I still remember that fateful day when my name was inevitably selected for August Org Male Hottie. I mean it's not like I was begging or campaigning for it but damn I deserved it. And now, it is time to reflect on my reign as king of the Org males. Here are some random memories from the month.
August 1: Heavily attended coronation ceremony of the Captain in downtown Cleveland. Besides the majority of Orgers who came out for the awards ceremony, there were also celebrities such as Paris Hilton, David Hasslehoff, and Rob Schneider. After the award ceremony, there was a massive afterparty. The reason that many of you don't remember is someone spiked the punch with ecstacy and it turned into an orgy. There were so many of you I promised to call after that night but I didn't. Sorry. [poor CaptainChaos was so tanked, he didn't realize the "afterparty" was at Club Cleveland He made alot of new friends though! Paris Hilton was furious that they wouldn't let her in]
August 2: Several Orgers get check-ups at the "free clinic" after finding out that they slept with the Captain. That's alright, it didn't hurt my feelings. August 6: Rumors of steroids are quickly dismissed as it is leaked that the Captain has no muscle mass whatsoever and very large juevos. August 13: Nude pictures of the Captain surface, taken when the Captain was a starving model/dance instructor. Playgirl buys the pictures and has to increase the size of the centerfold fold-out. August 19: The Captain begins talks to record a rap album with his new-found fame, using K-Fed's producer. Elton John rips off the idea days later. August 24: The Captain's contract with Ramrod Productions is cancelled because of so-called "erratic behavior". August 27: The Captain's codpiece wins a Emmy for best Supporting Actor. What a whirlwind of a month. Could September be a repeat for the Captain? | |
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luv4all7 said: Could you please do something about Kidelrich before you go?
You've got quite the temper lately. | |
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kidelrich said: luv4all7 said: Could you please do something about Kidelrich before you go?
You've got quite the temper lately. I know. I'm gonna chill, starting tomorrow. | |
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Tomorrow I shall be announcing September Hottie of the Month (if I remember  ) orgnote me your nominations people  | |
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ZombieKitten said: Tomorrow I shall be announcing September Hottie of the Month (if I remember
) orgnote me your nominations people I'd like to nominate CaptainChaos please. Thank you. | |
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CaptainChaos said: 'My Org Hottie Month is Almost Over'
 thank goodness..
 you stole it from Byron anyway
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Mach said: CaptainChaos said: 'My Org Hottie Month is Almost Over'
thank goodness..
you stole it from Byron anyway
Good Lord, not again! 
Even on my last day I can't enjoy it! | |
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CaptainChaos said: Mach said:
thank goodness..
you stole it from Byron anyway
Good Lord, not again!
Even on my last day I can't enjoy it!
 LAST day  | |
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