I've said it once, and I'll say it again - he totally sucks.

he's fucking AWESOME.

SammiJ said:

One of the few things we completely agree on!!

jerseykrs said:

Wait. I think you meant to post on the thread about me being obsessed with my own nuts.

ReturnofDOOK said:

I'll hate him if you hate Glenn Beck.

it's true that he's not funny, but i'd still hit it.

jerseykrs said:

I almost feel somewhat ashamed for saying this but I agree with both of you two queens totally.

Dane sucks ass.



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ReturnofDOOK said:

it's a shame you haven't any balls, for i would kick them. hard. with steel stilettos.

coolcat said:

Glenn Beck is boring....

ReturnofDOOK said:

Dane Cook sucks ass!

coolcat said:

I never really got the hype surrounding him, either.

Dane's first album was pretty funny--we played it alot at work. But his schtick gets old pretty quickly. that double album he put out just plain SUCKED. I didn't laugh once.

Plus, the guy's dating Jessica Simpson--he loses points just for that.

SnakePeel said:

ewww. you can't date jessica simpson and have a sense of humor at the same time. it's physically impossible. everyone knows that.

Yes. Yes he does.

His new film makes me long for David Spade's post-Tommy Boy work.

he needs to just do porn. preferably boy porn.

Anx said:

Sounds like a future user name.

DANE COOK is f'ing hot!!! I would totally do him.


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I love that commercial on Comedy Central for the Insomniac tour, where they show a clip of Dane Cook doing a handstand on a stool throwing his ass into the air. God bless DVRs, now we can rewind and watch it in slow motion.

He was alright in "Waiting", funnier than that annoying Mac commercial guy.

Tom said:

I had no idea Tom.....Heehee!!

I thought whats-her-name from LEGALLY BLOND and FREEWAY, stole the show as the angry waitress in WAITING. She had me rolling.


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He's not funny nor is he hot, imo.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Ana Faris and Reese Witherspoon are not the same person.

kidelrich said:

Nope, not her. I can't think of her name. I have to do some research. This actress I'm talking about is a chameleon. In Freeway she played this hard core ganster chola. In Legally Blonde she was the total opposite, cheerleader type.

Alanna Ubach, that's her name.

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

see, that's my point too.

Anx said:

He's got that shit-eating grin that I love so much.

Who am I kidding. He looks like an asshole that will treat me wrong.....very hot.

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

look, if straight guys can drool over jessica alba then we can have ourselves a dane cook. there aren't enough good himbos out there.

Anx said:

Exactly, I'll have an order of CORN FED HIMBO with a side of fries. (I don't know how or why this has become about food, but there you have it)


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

who cares if he has talent? to be honest, i don't really need to hear him talk.