oh my god

ok, i know i'm all veggie and everything, but even when i was a kid and i ate meat, this stuff was SKANKY.

my mom used to buy big tubs of ham salad from the deli, and it was gloopy and slimey and it had chunks of pickle in it and it was BRIGHT PINK.

so, in summary:

1. NASTY

2. NASTY

3. NASTY

thank you, i had to get that off my chest. that is all.

That looks disgusting.

okay i like pickles but having them mixed in ham is not good pork is just gross anyways. idea of ham and salad being together is just nasty. those two should not be joined together

Anx said:

Are you having a moment sweetie? I agree ~ NAAAAAYSTY!!!!!
Pork was the first meat I gave up, over thirty years ago and never looked back. And, I HATE pickles too. Don't even want them on the side touching any of my food. Get them away from me. :picklescrunchieface:

Anx said:

Are you having a moment sweetie? I agree ~ NAAAAAYSTY!!!!!
Pork was the first meat I gave up, over thirty years ago and never looked back. And, I HATE pickles too. Don't even want them on the side touching any of my food. Get them away from me. :picklescrunchieface:

Ham salad?

Is this a midwest thing?

Omigawd, with PICKLES?!

HereToRockYourWorld said:

eww, and you should hear the SOUND it makes when you spoon it out of the tub and spread it on to a sandwich. i don't even know what to compare it to. spackle? it's a vile, horrific sound that food should not make.

Anx said:

OH. Oh oh oh oh oh. I can't even handle it. I can't believe anybody would eat that. Oh.

i've never seen ham salad before, let alone eaten it...and i'm from the midwest too. that looks vomitrocious.

I'm sure what you have pictured there is nasty. However Ham Salad, custom american style, cut ham, pickel and mayo is very good, especially with a little dab of mustard.

Oh I'd rather chicken or turkey salad. But ham salad isn't nasty.

GO EAT A CARROT!

MickG said:

ham salad is nasty.

whoever invented stuff like jell-o salad and ham salad and stuff that ain't got no business being formed into a gelatinous mass and being called "salad" should get slapped.

I don't like ham to start with so

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

to be honest, the picture at the top of the thread isn't a true representation of the kind of ham salad i grew up with. but since that pic is another form of ham salad - ham JELL-O salad - and it looks skanky as well, and i couldn't find a pic of the ham salad i grew up with (that which is too hideous to view)...i went with the nasty jell-o pic.

ham salad is nasty.

Anx said:

that picture's like a train wreck...i just...can't look away from it, it's shaped so perfect. i bet they shellac-ed that bad boy so it could look appetizing.

y'know what "salad" that i hated the most when i was a kid?



carrot raisin salad. they always had it with school lunches, it seemed like. just gimme carrots on the side, don't shred 'em and dump mayonnaise and raisins on 'em and expect me to eat that chit. YUK CITY!

GROSS!!!!!

I've never heard of such a thing but GROSSSSS!!!


This is ALMOST as nasty as a certain trashy sea-food related fast food appetizer which has been discussed on this board in the past.

endorphin74 said:

i forgot about that.

endorphin74 said:

minneapolisgenius said:

they're baaaaa-aaaaack....

This thread resembles a hospital cafeteria.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

NOOOOO!!!!!

endorphin74 said:

endorphin74 said:

Goddammit the search function doesn't work though.
Believe me, I tried to bring it all back in all its glory.

minneapolisgenius said:

i tried looking for that thread on google.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I did too.

And it should be there dammit! It was legendary. Google has fallen off big time IMO.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

FUCKERS




...endo thanks the heavens for the lack of a working search tool on the Org...

if i were in matmos, i would sample the sound of ham salad being scooped out of a tub and put it in some violent song about death or something.

i totally know what i'm taking to the next invasion potluck...

madartista said:

i'll bring my hazmat suit!

Anx said:

baby, that's not ham salad! that's some cut ham in aspic...a preparation method that i'm not very fond of as well. u want real ham sald that tastes decent u'll have to go to the betty crocker website and look it up there!