Today 2the9s called the police because his hairdresser gave him a bad haircut. He wanted the guy arrested on the spot

In the past he has called the police because the library lost his card. Incredible. Also once, he called the police when the restaraunt he was eating at ran out of Mushrooms. The guy is a police calling maniac.

Know of anybody else who called the police for the strangest reason?


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I called the police because the person at the gift store wouldn't give me my gift.

TMPletz said:

Did you get your gift!?

Ive been doing this job for 10 years (start my 11th in October), I could fill volumns on the most rediculous things people call the police for...

My mother flipped out after she and my dad got into a divorce. One day she went to the police to tell them the tyres of my father's car were not hard enough, and that he would surely get involved into an accident, if no one told him to take care of his car.

And I just called the police because my cat has disappeared. Is that bizarre?

LleeLlee said:

No, they expected me to BUY it!

I like you better in Finnish!!

StDrew said:

Tell us some
I bet they were all 2the9s.

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MarieLouise said:

what did they say?

LleeLlee said:

One time some git called because she got her big head caught in her poncho opening.

2the9s said:

turpa kiinni ass.

LleeLlee said:

That no one had called concerning a found cat, and that dogs are animals people take care of, but cats are just left on the street, no one paying attention to them, even when they're dead.

He was a real dog person, I can tell you.

But he wrote down my phonenumber.

MarieLouise said:

I hope your cat comes home or you find her.

LleeLlee said:

Okay, obviously my dislike of you has nothing to do with the particular language you speak!

A lot of the sillier calls do come from drunks; hearing voices, seeing things.

Geez, nothing spectacular comes to mind right now, but Ive had my share of saying 'You called us here for this?'

2the9s said:

I can speak in English too!!!!

"CORKS IT ASS!"

StDrew said:

Remember that woman (somebody posted about it) that called the police because she wanted to meet the policeman who had come to her house and wanted his number? so she dialled 911.

This thread will be on page 4 by half past the hour.

2the9s said:

Can we get a pic of the barnet?

2the9s said:

nuh uh. it'll disappear entirely 'cause i already called it in to the coppers

Ok this is not bizarre this is more along the lines of sad, pure stupidity and makes you go what the fuck all at once,

I worked with a girl once when I was still living in chicago who had a brother that called the police on himself cause he thought someoe was tryin to steal his dope...turns out he was trippin and it was right there next to him when the cops came. Yup his ass was singin...Akon's - Locked up for quite sometime. Ol' girl will tell ya dude needed it to get his ass straightened out.

XxAxX said:

our coppers number is not 911

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its 666 edit.

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XxAxX said:

Thats a tad harsh for a bad thread aint it?



~locks her doors and looks for a rolling pin~

7 minutues to go.

I still have faith.

cutestgirlever said:

This happens all the time, or we'd get a call to someones house and as soon as we walk in there'd be pot or crack or the tools to use such products laying in plain view; like, before you call us to settle a problem you cant, hide your dope.

There was a story a while back about a lady in Washington who called 911 just to get a particular cop she had a crush on to come by her house. They aired her actual 911 call to the public

AnckSuNamun said:

that woman is on the international list
they played the call here in too

emm said:

and i think she's doing jail time for that too...loony ass broad