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Captain's Sex-Free Thread Part 17 I am not in any way going to discuss, hint, or imply anything sexually in this thread. The topic can be anything as long as it has nothing whatsover to do with sex. No discussion of b**bies, pen*ises, h**kers, stripp*rs, or anything even remotely related to sex will be allowed. And don't try to put up a bunch of images of hot sexy ladies in various states of undress to try to sway the Captain. Damn it, I'm going to try to be good this time.
So anyway, how does everyone feel about Pluto being stripped of planet status. Isn't that a corker? | |
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CaptainChaos said: I am not in any way going to discuss, hint, or imply anything sexually in this thread. The topic can be anything as long as it has nothing whatsover to do with sex. No discussion of b**bies, pen*ises, h**kers, stripp*rs, or anything even remotely related to sex will be allowed. And don't try to put up a bunch of images of hot sexy ladies in various states of undress to try to sway the Captain. Damn it, I'm going to try to be good this time.
So anyway, how does everyone feel about Pluto being stripped of planet status. Isn't that a corker? well, quite frankly [sex] i think the Gods [sex] will be angered by Pluto's demotion [sex]. This is the Lord of the Underworld we're [sex] talking about! How dare we [sex] demote him???? | |
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SCORPIO
The Scorpion (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Lover The sexual act is one of the strongest drives known to us all. For many, it is a vital need and, often unwittingly, driven by the urgency to continue life, even after death. The natural force of any animal, which includes humans, is to attempt to reproduce. It is the pure creative force, and born from the inner instinct that their genes must survive. The Planet that governs Scorpio is Pluto 
 bet you didnt know that huh ?
. [Edited 8/25/06 9:22am] | |
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XxAxX said: CaptainChaos said: I am not in any way going to discuss, hint, or imply anything sexually in this thread. The topic can be anything as long as it has nothing whatsover to do with sex. No discussion of b**bies, pen*ises, h**kers, stripp*rs, or anything even remotely related to sex will be allowed. And don't try to put up a bunch of images of hot sexy ladies in various states of undress to try to sway the Captain. Damn it, I'm going to try to be good this time.
So anyway, how does everyone feel about Pluto being stripped of planet status. Isn't that a corker? well, quite frankly [sex] i think the Gods [sex] will be angered by Pluto's demotion [sex]. This is the Lord of the Underworld we're [sex] talking about! How dare we [sex] demote him???? All very good points. I've got my subconscious deflector shields on so please no one try subliminal messages. They will not work. (Sidenote: Why do I have a weird compulsion to sex up the Lord of the Underworld?) | |
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she lives on Pluto
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Mach said:  Mach!!!...im both shocked and surprised at you | |
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Mach said: SCORPIO
The Scorpion (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Lover The sexual act is one of the strongest drives known to us all. For many, it is a vital need and, often unwittingly, driven by the urgency to continue life, even after death. The natural force of any animal, which includes humans, is to attempt to reproduce. It is the pure creative force, and born from the inner instinct that their genes must survive. The Planet that governs Scorpio is Pluto
bet you didnt know that huh ?
. [Edited 8/25/06 9:22am] No sexy planet talk...and no one is allowed to mention "Uranus" because who knows what kind of tangent that will lead us on. | |
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purplerein said: Mach said: Mach!!!...im both shocked and surprised at you
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Alright, next topic...supply side economics.
Expound. | |
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These threads usually don't go very well but I am so surrounded by sex that sometimes I just need to give my mind a break.
Thus the life of a hustler... | |
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CaptainChaos said: These threads usually don't go very well but I am so surrounded by sex that sometimes I just need to give my mind a break.
Thus the life of a hustler... we're just on a post coital ciggy break | |
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I've just had a startling revelation.
The Captain is kind of one-dimensional. In fairness, it is a very long dimension. | |
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Can we just put a lock on this thread now? The Captain grows bored. | |
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So how about those Mets?
Anybody into polka? | |
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did someone say polka?  | |
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How did they build the Pyramids anyway? | |
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