Here is one that I heard about a non-blood distant "family member" of mine a couple of years ago that I thought was pretty comical.

A trailer with 3 crack heads who all went in on the same bag was splitting up the dope when one decided to take all of it, which was way more than their share. The others got pissed and one ended up calling the cops on the one so that they could get their dope back and smoke it!

All parties were arrested when the cops arrived.

Where was "Cops" when that happened?

Incredibly dumb stuff.