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JOKE TIME Hello Everyone! Here is a joke I heard thought you all would like so here it is.
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesavers,one at a time and asked them to indentify them by color and flavor. The children began to say: "Red.....Cherry" "Yellow.....Lemon" "Green.....Lime" "Orange.....Orange" Finally,the professor gave them all honey-flavored lifesavers. After eating them for a few none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said,I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror,spits hers out and yelled, "Everybody,spit them out-they're assholes!!!" Hope Everyone enjoyed.Have a fun day! | |
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Okay, I have one: One day little Jimmy's teacher asks the class where Jesus Christ lives. Little Jimmy raises his hand and responds, "He lives in my bathroom." "In your bathroom? Why do you say that?" asks his surprised teacher "Because every morning my dad bangs on the bathroom door and shouts, 'Jesus Christ, ya still in there?!?!'" | |
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