Sweeny79 said:

This post is getting me HOT!!!!


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GangstaFam said:

Okay.....wow.....um.....errr.....therapy.....


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GangstaFam said:

JESUS! Oh my god! The funniest thing about that picture, and I can't even believe that is really going on in this world, the funniest thing is that the vagina is blurred out. WTF?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

The funniest thing is that you even thought something was remotely funny about that picture.

minneapolisgenius said:

It's hilarious that they sought to have some kind of standard by blocking view of the vagina when there is obviously nothing shocking about a twat in comparrison to what is actually happening in that photo Pure comedy man

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

a la transexual post-op nipple blurring.

GangstaFam said:

I know it will be shocking to all of you to hear that I have a ball stretching story but here goes:



OK, so I went up to the SF Bay area to visit my cousin. Before leaving a friend of mine asked if I was going to be there during a specific time and I said yes and he said I should check out the Folsom Street Fair.

So I gear up for the fair and I'm excited because I love street fairs. We have them here in LA and you can buy arts and crafts, clothes, jewelry, food. I just love stuff like that. So I show up and it becomes very apparent that this is no arts fair It was a S&M street fair! OK, I love the look of leather guys but no way in hell am I into all that shit sexually. Pain and sex for me do not work

So I'm walking around and people are in leather and crazy wild outfits. There was even a fairy princess and a leopard chick. There was all kinds of scenes goin on. So the whole of like 2 miles of street and sidestreets are blocked off for this fair. So I'm walking and I turn this corner and I see a big crowd of people in a huge circle and I cah hear *crack!*.....*crack!*.....*crack!*.....

I go up to see what is inside the circle and there is this re-enactment of a whipping scene. A topless woman is in the center and a man in a leather uniform is cracking a whip towards her back. And I'm thinkin....well I guess this is kind of interesting but I wonder what is the point of this pretend scene..... Well the woman and the man were slowly turning and when the woman's back became visible I realized in horror that this was no fake scene. He was actually whipping her back with this whip! Her whole back was full of bloody whip slashes

I moved on from that and walked around some more. There were lots of people who were just naked and it was so funny because I walked past a gaggle of naked fat men and there were city police right there on the corner and they were telling these naked men to make sure they didn't litter. Can you imagine a scene where you can walk naked in public right in front of the cops and they are concerned only that you don't litter I saw it with my very own eyes

Most of the corners had some kind of display going on. People doing this, people doing that. Well I came up on this one scene and it was some master slave thing. Well one guy was restrained to this contraption. There was a bar at the bottom where his feet were and a bar above his head. His feet were spread and chained to the bar on the bottom and his arms were spread above his head and chained to the bar on the top. He was dressed in black leather and there was not one single inch of his skin exposed. He was encased in leather.

He did have openings where his eyes were, 2 little slits where his nose was and a hole where his mouth was. It was a warm day for San Francisco. It's usually cool there all year long. So he had to be hot in that thing. Well the master dude was conducting this thing and a crowd of people, including me, are standing there watching. It was a pretty varied crowd, some into that kind of scene but most not. There were even straight couples.

So the slave has this contraption on his balls. Picture a rectangular shaped piece of leather with snaps on one side and fasteners on the other. It was probably about 3 to 4 inches long and his balls were basically pulled down and this contraption snapped around the stretched sack so when it was snapped up, his balls were hanging out of the bottom, just like that picture in that thread. Well if that wasn't bad enough, he had three metal rods piercing right through both of his balls. Picture sticking a rod in the right side of your balls, going right through the first one and through the second one and then the rod coming out on the left side. That is what this dude had! :disblief: On the ends of the bars were little silver balls.

So the master takes a bucket and ties a thick string around the handle and then ties the other end of the string around the mans balls and so now a bucket is hanging off the guys balls. But it gets better. The master then took cement and placed it in the bucket But it gets better. The master then took water and put it on top of the cement! So this dude has god knows how many pound hanging off his balls and you could see his eyes kind of swimming. The master asks if he is OK and if he could go on. The slave kinda snaps out of it and gives the master his approval. But it gets better by leaps and bounds..... the master then took a paddle and smacked his balls! :FAINT!!!!!: I had to wonder if this guys balls were even alive anymore because they were a purplyblack color and he you could see from the cutout around his eyes that he had white pink skin

AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

It was really funny though becuase the whole time this is happening, these 2 little old Asian ladies, had to be in their 80s at least, are just clutching each other and rambling like crazy in their native language. The look on their faces was priceless Poor little ladies thought they were coming to do their daily shopping and they stumble into S&M hell

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I can't even bring myself to look at it again to se if this is even true.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

And you stood there and watched this because...?

GangstaFam said:

Well.....because it was happening It's not everyday you see shit like that. I had to log that one for story time

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

we're all voyeuristic in one way or another..hence rubbernecking at car accidents. I used to know some SF lesbians, and they kept telling me that I had to come for the Folsom Street fair...they'd talk about the new whips they were going to buy, etc. It sounded like alot of fun