And I love telling them "told you so" when it all goes wrong Although some people do get annoyed when I tell them how to raise their kids

Anyone need parental advice?

Nope!

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

really?

You could be the next Dr. Phil,lol

Ocean said:

You know you want to ask something!

amateur said:

Ask away!

itgurl16 said:

I think I wouldn't be allowed to be on TV with the advice I'd give.

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

mother or father?

amateur said:

Neither, I'm not that stupid

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

what part of that question don't u understand?

how do you get them to clean up after themselves without threatening or bribing? or shouting?

ZombieKitten said:

good question!

amateur said:

I am in the middle of this most challenging of challenges right now! My kitchen is a lego minefield.

ZombieKitten said:

how to teach them how to clean up after you

amateur said:

oh that is a good one!! or get them to fix me a drink! ocean has already mastered that one

ZombieKitten said:

they have to be older i guess

ZombieKitten said:

Leave a rotting carcus in their room when their asleep

ZombieKitten said:

Training collars for dogs go a long way with children too

Thread of the year!

Imago said:

This is a serious thread

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

NOT from you

Mach said:

That's what Social Services said when I applied for a job with them

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

oh i mean ...

so sorry

ZombieKitten said:

Tell them if they don't pick their shit up you'll give it to Goodwill. And then DO it.

Problem solved, NEXT!

(I, clearly, enjoy telling people how to raise their kids as well )

HereToRockYourWorld said:

or be like that lady who sold her family's stuff on ebay and then kept the money for herself! that'll teach 'em!

It takes a lot not to beat the crap out of parents who aint doin shit to raise their kids right.

I once said something to my sister in law in regards to her daughter "do you mind some unsolicted advice?...and before I could speak she said "did you know unsolicited advice is really criticism?...she was right...so I don't do it anymore
I don't like when the grandparents offer us advice in. re. our daughters..

I hope that, as a parent, I would gratefully accept advice. I'm sure I'd discard a lot of it, but. . . I hope I'd want to hear it. Wouldn't want my kids to be raised in a bubble of my own making.

Since I'm never going to BE a parent, it's irrelevant, but. . .