Or quote someone intelligent, if you like.

I've visited the most horrible sites today and I need to get rid of the feeling I hate everyone on the internet because they're either a whore or braindead stupid or both.

I know you can, orgers !

Pray for people. They're mostly good at heart, but so misguided.

I don't have anything intelligent to say, but I just got a $15,000 student loan check in the mail, so I'll come back in a coupleafew months and say something really smart.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Duck.

Number23 said:

Thanks. That statement saved my day.

you will reap nothing when trying to reason with a fool.

Beer before Liquor makes ya sicker.

if you have a higher power in your life, you'll be a complete person.

luv4all7 said:

on a related topic: Drink lots of water

NDRU said:

Don't break your seal.

the wise are instructed by reason; ordinary minds by experience; the stupid, by necessity; and brutes by instinct.

--cicero

LleeLlee = MC Squared.

2the9s said:

9sey = git squared.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Ouch.

"Something intelligent."

sorry, I thought I might as well get it out of the way since someone was going to say it.
[Edited 8/22/06 12:31pm]

I just said something intelligent, but I don't think ya'll heard me.

MarieLouise said:

"Some day you might just wake up dead."

Wait a minute...oh damn it all!

Nah.

luv4all7 said:

Sometimes you need the beer to get to the lickher.


Sorry...I know, not what you were looking for.

Sowhat said:

Intelligent shirt I once saw advertising a certain bar:

"liquor in the front, poker in the rear"

NDRU said:

something intelligent

Sweeny79 said:

coolcat said:

oh fine how about this:

“If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.”

Sweeny79 said:

That's actually a very helpful tidbit of wisdom!

coolcat said:

I've full of helpful wisdom and shit like that.

Quintessentially, religion is the opiate of the people, the starter of conflict, the promoter of inequality and the crutch of the weak.

Spookymuffin said:

I like