William Bain sounds much better. Billy Bain conjures images of 10 year old kids trying to be hard in tree houses or cleetus from the simpsons. That is if you're trying find a professional-esque author alias to go by. Alternatively you could go by a made-up name like "Flash Darkfox" or something edgy and cool like that.

So do kids die then? I'm interested and excited. Excited down below too...I'm gonna get some tissues.

Aye, kids die. They die in real life too. The way I figure it, like I wrote above, you have to send a firework off to get noticed. Selling the book on noteriety and controversy alone is cheap and distasteful, but hopefully people who are switched on will see past what the moral majority will see as shokcing to what I'm trying to say. Funny thing is, I've just heard Pink Floyd's The Wall for the first time and that's on a similar vibe, only no-one poisons party balloons.

Are you saying that you're going to kill some kids before your book is released to help sales?



I'm not judging you - hell, I'd applaud if anything - but....

Need help?

This entire thread will be in the first chapter of the book they'll write about our crimes in the future. Look sharp.

Here,
lemme try to send out one of these "shout-out" things that the kids are into so much these days:


I THINK NUMDER 23 & INSATIABLE POSTS ARE REALLY COOL!!!


Did I do that right?

Can you refer to me as Captain Flabberjack to protect my identity?

Only if I can be Brigadeer Cockmunch, Cap'n.

I prefer Lieutenant Badgerflaps.

That's my novelist's pseudonum.

I am crazy about Illustrator.

me too

onenitealone
susannah
justin

not unappreciated, but maybe underrated

I'd say langebleu and Father/Nurse/Doctor McMeekle. But the truth is that most 'popular' people just post a fucking scary amount and you are sane.
So, either sellotape your arse to that seat you're sitting in right now or enjoy overnight fame by becoming a controversial orger.
This is the proven Firework Method - aka 'Attentionious Flareitis' - the fastest road to org glory. Yet, the end outcome lacks gratification - that elusive magic seed for growing a fulfilled soul.
By choosing this tempting option, you won't be able to pat yourself on the back for a job well done - more it will twist, shrivel and turn to dust the lemon which replaced your soul after you found out your dad was really your uncle. You will become a hate machine and every word you speak shall hense forth be a bullet.
The choice is yours, of course. Either start a few 'stirrer' threads eg. 'I Will Always Hate The Russians For Liberating Auschwitz' or lock the door, tell your friends to fuck off and start googling pictures of animals wearing hats. It's that simple.

Yeah, I don't wanna type anyone in fear of forgetting someone, and then it defeats the purpose.

But I think EVERYONE is just groovey tunes.

I once had to wear a neck brace. Oh, not because I hurt my neck or anything. I was just tired of holding my head up.

I think I'm gonna move to another planet soon!!!

So if you happen to have any extra boxes....

I once had to wear a neck brace. Oh, not because I hurt my neck or anything. I was just tired of holding my head up.

I think I'm gonna move to another planet soon!!!

So if you happen to have any extra boxes....