Yeah, I don't wanna type anyone in fear of forgetting someone, and then it defeats the purpose.

But I think EVERYONE is just groovey tunes.

luv4all7 said:

generic woman attempt to please everyone. out with the names already.

FuNkeNsteiN

I'd say langebleu and Father/Nurse/Doctor McMeekle. But the truth is that most 'popular' people just post a fucking scary amount and you are sane.
So, either sellotape your arse to that seat you're sitting in right now or enjoy overnight fame by becoming a controversial orger.
This is the proven Firework Method - aka 'Attentionious Flareitis' - the fastest road to org glory. Yet, the end outcome lacks gratification - that elusive magic seed for growing a fulfilled soul.
By choosing this tempting option, you won't be able to pat yourself on the back for a job well done - more it will twist, shrivel and turn to dust the lemon which replaced your soul after you found out your dad was really your uncle. You will become a hate machine and every word you speak shall hense forth be a bullet.
The choice is yours, of course. Either start a few 'stirrer' threads eg. 'I Will Always Hate The Russians For Liberating Auschwitz' or lock the door, tell your friends to fuck off and start googling pictures of animals wearing hats. It's that simple.

Number23 said:

applekisses said:

You've earned your place in the upper echelons of org society. You don't have to hate Jews.

Number23 said:

I'm relieved I don't have to resort to any peer pressure.

Number23 said:

I thought about this option, but then I realized that it was so org circa IceNine.

I miss those times though.

Number23 said:

minneapolisgenius said:

I wasn't around then, but I remember rdhull orgstalking me when I joined because he was convinced I was ice9. "You lying racist motherfucker!" he called me once. Then he apologised when ian the mod told him I was a Scottish newbie.
I actually got to speak to ice9 on quaidbowl (remember that?) and he seemed sparky and funny. Maybe it was because I was white. I really have no idea what he used to get up to here. Probably just trying to ruffle feathers for his own amusement.

TMPletz said:

Number23 said:

No way! LOL about rdhull though. IceNine was the king of threads here when I joined and I really liked him actually. After a while, there became this tangible divide among orgers: you either were on his side, or you weren't.

I actually never paid much attention to his "racist" side, because he was also in P&R a lot, so I never even read a lot of those threads. But I did think he was pretty funny on all the normal, everyday, bullshit threads. Then the whole quaidbowl thing happened and the so to speak. I only went to quaidbowl like twice, and I didn't read anything too offending, but the offending threads were orgnoted to me and all that, so I had an idea. (which I have totally forgotten by now. I have no idea what went down back then. It seems like 20 years ago) I was actually really surprised because it just came out of nowhere for me.

But whatever. I was pretty fun around here while he was here I have to admit.
[Edited 8/22/06 13:57pm]

minneapolisgenius said:

Made you feel alive, did he?

Number23 said:

Well I wouldn't go so far as to say that.

Not as much as you make me feel alive of course.

minneapolisgenius said:

You searched out that wee hanging corpse especially for me?

Number23 said:

I keep it handy at all times.

minneapolisgenius said:

I am crazy about Illustrator.

Number23 said:

Wordy little cunt, aren't you?

Spookymuffin said:

Number23 said:

You make a fair point though, wordsworth.

Hobbitch said:

me too

Spookymuffin said:

Oh, behave. That's autopilot pish I spew on a Prince website. I'm trying to get a book published right now and it's called Porcupine. If I'm successful, all my books will have animals names in the titles. That is a promise, Ben. That's a promise.

Number23 said:

If it's as wordy as the tosh you wrote above I won't read it.

Spookymuffin said:

fuck you

Number23 said:

Of course I'll buy it, but I don't know your real name so I'd have to go asking for porcupines in bookstores.

What's it about? Will it have your picture in the back? Who's it aimed at?

Spookymuffin said:

It's the same story, told six times from different perspectives. It has a scene at a children's party with poisoned balloons, you'll love it. My name is, generally, 'Billy Bain'. It's a funny sounding name, I sound like a game show host. 'William James Bain' is my Sunday name, too pretentious, I sound like a King. 'WJ Bain' wouldn't attract the readers I'm going for, 'BJ Bain' certainly wouldn't attract the readers I'm going for. I'm thinking about being enigmatic and mysterious and just leaving it as 'Billy'. I've confused myself.

Number23 said:

William Bain sounds much better. Billy Bain conjures images of 10 year old kids trying to be hard in tree houses or cleetus from the simpsons. That is if you're trying find a professional-esque author alias to go by. Alternatively you could go by a made-up name like "Flash Darkfox" or something edgy and cool like that.

So do kids die then? I'm interested and excited. Excited down below too...I'm gonna get some tissues.

Spookymuffin said:

Aye, kids die. They die in real life too. The way I figure it, like I wrote above, you have to send a firework off to get noticed. Selling the book on noteriety and controversy alone is cheap and distasteful, but hopefully people who are switched on will see past what the moral majority will see as shokcing to what I'm trying to say. Funny thing is, I've just heard Pink Floyd's The Wall for the first time and that's on a similar vibe, only no-one poisons party balloons.