I forgot to put on a belt this morning. And every time I sit down I have to make sure my shirt is hanging sufficiently low or the whole of the office would get a peak at my panties.

Ladies! How do you avoid whale tail??

WTF is whale tail ?

Imago, that's not the response I was hoping for.


[Edited 8/22/06 10:46am]

CarrieMpls said:

i really didn't need to know this

Well, I don't generally wear thongs. That tends to help.

But most of my pants are the low to the hips, you know, so if I have on jeans I always pull them up just a bit before I sit down and then when I sit down, I make sure my back is sufficiently covered by my shirt. It's a bitch.

when i sit down i try to make a point of checking to make sure my quarter slot isnt exposed. the only thing i can do is pull my shirt down or if that doesnt work i stand up and pull my pants up to the point of a wedgie, which does the trick. then i sit down

XxAxX said:

brownsugar said:

That's what I've been doing ALL DAY LONG!

CarrieMpls said:

well then i've got nothing

Is that whale tail, or muffin top...i get confused?

a whale tail is the wide upper part of the back of thong panties. I wear long shirts.

CarrieMpls said:

oh good lord i would much rather wear the real whales tail

i wouldnt wear panties that showed above my jeans ... well unles it was a million $ and just for 5 minutes

Mach said:

They don't show above unless I'm sitting down and my pants start riding too low. Like they are today.

CarrieMpls said:

you can find burkas in a variety of summer colors!

CarrieMpls said:

take a sharp knife and cut them off


takes care of that

Mach said:

But then I'd be panty-less!

Anx said:

But I don't think they fit into my dress code at work.

CarrieMpls said:

and FREEEEE ...

Mach said:

I think it's sexy. Stop worrying about it.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

But not at work!

CarrieMpls said:

I have found that being sexy at work is extremely rewarding, personally!

CarrieMpls said:

have them replace your task chair with a mechanical bull and tell everyone the whale tail is on purpose as part of your new relaxed urban lifestyle.

empty beercans around the trash basket would be helpful, too.

Anx said:

oh

my

god.

CarrieMpls said:

He always comes up with the most creative solutions doesn't he?

CarrieMpls said:

*flashback to the "drunken whale tail" incident in chicago earlier this year*


GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

i wasn't gonna say a WORD.

Anx said: