Just had a filling done

Dentist puts a glove on the hand with the needle, but then sticks the ungloved asspicker from his other hand into my mouth



A little while later he comes back in the room and asks if I'm "feeling warm and fuzzy down there"


[Edited 8/21/06 12:43pm]

bummer


my dentist rocks

I never use anasthetics for a filling
[Edited 8/21/06 12:14pm]

was it necessary for your dentist to undress?

I have to wait to give birth before I go to my dentist again. I lost half a tooth and filling but there's nothing they can do now.

ThirdandFinal said:

WHAT!?

ThreadCula said:

I know

virginie74 said:

Yikes!!!

My last dentist just lost his license, but I'm not sure why.

He was a nut, he'd wait till you were all involved in whatever you were doing and then he'd hit on you.

He was gross. But i kept going to him cuz everytime you went he'd give you vicoden, even if you didn't need it.

I need it, I need lots of it.

I'm feeling myself down there right now.....

and it feels warm and fuzzy.



does this mean it's time for me to see a dentist?

I love going to the dentist. I love how smooth and shiny my teeth are after a visit. I wish I could go every month! (I know, I'm a freak. <--notice how nice that emoticon's teeth are?!)

I loved my dentist in Chicago. She was so awesome--she was a former Miss Indiana. Her office was right on Wacker Drive and they would always have the windows painted with reproductions of famous paintings only everyone had totally cheesy toothy grins. Being an art nerd, I loved it! And the receptionist always wore these absolutely crazy hats.

I have to get my wisdom teeth pulled soon (before 2007) and I am NOT looking forward to it. Thankfully I only have two, but they are both impacted... I am terrified of IVs + my insurance doesn't cover very much of the procedure so I'm really dreading it. But one of them is starting to come in at an angle and is gonna fuck up the rest of my teeth if I don't get it pulled.
^^^
(Sorry if that was TMI.)

Huh?

jone70 said:

Good luck with getting your teeth pulled.

Still need a root canal treatment , been prosponing it for about a year already
Think one tooth's complete gone now
At least i don't think i need it now

I haven't been for a long time I think we are making a trip out to ours in 2 weeks

psychodelicide said:

Aww, thanks.

I hope it won't be too bad--it's more that I don't really have the money to spend on it. But if I don't do it now it could cost more down the road if I have problems...

man its not the denstist, its the assistants well some of em anyway, i went to the dentist this sumbitch throws a "bitewing" in my face and im sitting there gasping for fuckin air, and she looks at me and laughs, im thinkin' im gonna slap this bitch when i get out the chair LOL..

jone70 said:

You're welcome. I hear ya about not having money to spend, dentists are so damn expensive these days! But you're smart to get the problem resolved now, instead of waiting.

Finess said:

WTF???

Or how about when the dentist or his assistant has one of their many tools in your mouth, and they ask you how you are doing. How do they expect you to talk like an intelligent human being when they're poking around in your mouth??? I never could understand that.

psychodelicide said:

my dad is a dentist and some of my friends were his patients and they would tell me he'd fill up their mouths with instruments and stuff and then proceed to tell them really stupid jokes which he couldn't even get right half the time such an embarassment to me during my school years

You sound like an anti-dentite!

What do you call someone who failed medical school?


A dentist!

bkw said:

my dad said in germany you had to do medicine first and then specialise in dentistry, not like here!!

Just had a filling on the other side of my mouth done

He starts drilling and there was unbelievable pain

He goes on about "an extra nerve", but I hear the assistant say something about a bent needle

I suddenly think "I hope to hell this guy isn't a Prince fan" !?!


the end result is I got two shots of novacaine, I am starting to feel my fucking eye go numb

Why use a needle ?
The pain is bareable

There are like way to many dentist threads going around. I can't keep up.

When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My mama noticed funny things I did,
Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said..

She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causin' things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success

Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?

"Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!"

Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!

I am your dentist
And I enjoy the career that I picked
I am your dentist
And I get off on the pain I inflict
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid
It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted
And though it may cause my patients distress,
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me
Oh, mama
'Cause I'm a dentist and a success
Say ah!