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Printablethesexofit said: Sweeny79 said: or lots of money... or it'll really piss off her family.... I slept with a woman over 30 once. I was still in my late teens. I couldn't believe my luck. And i swear she was doing it because her hubby was away alot. I witnessed michael bolton in her cd collection. I love some Bolton, so we were made for eachother.   | |
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When men become pigs.....sounds like a Twillight Zone episode...    looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Oooh, when do women become ...
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Starts at birth. | |
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kidelrich said: Starts at birth.
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Guys generally wouldn't mind it at all if random women did that to them, maybe they feel the otherway around holds true as well?
I dunno, if the guys grabbing you were moderately attractive, and you were a total sex freak, wouldn't it be a bit of a turn on? Like a prelude to an orgy? LOL  | |
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Women between the ages of, say, 19 and 40, if I can have your attention for a brief moment, I would like to present something to you: me! I just got this new shirt back from the cleaners, I showered and shaved, and I'm sporting a nice new haircut. They even put some gel in it. I got plenty of sleep last night and the light in here at this moment is just right. This is me in my prime. I'm looking sharp and feeling fine. Be warned, though, it's all going to be downhill from here on out. So who among you is going to be the one to take a crack at this?
Before you reject me out of habit, stop and think for just a minute. I know there's better out there. I'm no gold-medal guy, but there's definitely worse. I'm not fat, yet, and I'm not bald, though it definitely runs in my family. I have a tan from doing some yard work at my mom's house back in Minnesota that will probably result in melanoma when I'm older. It's as much of the whole package as you're ever gonna get with me. Here it is. The dinner bell's ringing, and it ain't getting any hotter, so come and get it! Feel this. That's distinct definition in my biceps. I joined a gym in March. I've been working out two or three times a week, but I know that it isn't going to last. Maybe six months more before I decide that I would rather sleep in instead. And before you know it, this definition will melt away like butter in the sun. Sure, I won't get fat for a few years. But it's coming, so I suggest you jump on the Jeff Macon train while it's still in the semi-attractive station. If you want me to meet your parents and friends, it had better be soon—in fact, this weekend would be best. I'm in a good mood overall. I am presentable and my resolve has not yet been eroded by years of bitterness and regret. I am still optimistic about getting involved in a long-term relationship, even though in five years the sex will slow to a trickle and I'll be riddled with doubts about whether I jumped into this too soon. The wedding pictures will look great, though, I promise. If you're worried about stability, don't be. I just got a new job last week. It's entry-level at a software company, but I still have some hopes and dreams about pursuing my music. I might even start a band. That's right now. Realistically, that band will just wind up being me and some friends getting together to drink. In 15 years, the "band" will be a memory. I'll be mired in middle management at the same job, and won't be able to see farther down the road than the six-pack I'll drink when I get home at night. So, seriously, you'd better strike while the iron's hot. If you want to check out my house to get some insight into my personality, you should come over right away. I spent the afternoon throwing out a bunch of old magazines and straightening up the place. I took my action figures and put them in a box, where they'll stay until I start to feel nostalgic for my childhood again. I vacuumed, too. That was such a pain that I don't see myself doing it again for a long time. Hang on—I just need to put my Skeletor back on the mantle. While the expiration date on Jeff Macon is still a few years down the road, my optimal shelf-life is going to expire in two days. In fact, even since I began writing this, my personal appearance has gotten imperceptibly though irreversibly worse. The longer you wait, the further advanced my decline will be. Ladies, the clock is ticking. My teeth won't be my own forever. So. Who's first? Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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JasmineFire said: Symptoms include amnesia, hallucinations and delusions.
Men are wired different and listen to Krystal, she's right on. Groping women at a concert should get you a punch in the face, there's no touching unless you're asked to. That's not pig behavior, that's predator actions. | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: Women between the ages of, say, 19 and 40, if I can have your attention for a brief moment, I would like to present something to you: me! I just got this new shirt back from the cleaners, I showered and shaved, and I'm sporting a nice new haircut. They even put some gel in it. I got plenty of sleep last night and the light in here at this moment is just right. This is me in my prime. I'm looking sharp and feeling fine. Be warned, though, it's all going to be downhill from here on out. So who among you is going to be the one to take a crack at this?
Before you reject me out of habit, stop and think for just a minute. I know there's better out there. I'm no gold-medal guy, but there's definitely worse. I'm not fat, yet, and I'm not bald, though it definitely runs in my family. I have a tan from doing some yard work at my mom's house back in Minnesota that will probably result in melanoma when I'm older. It's as much of the whole package as you're ever gonna get with me. Here it is. The dinner bell's ringing, and it ain't getting any hotter, so come and get it! Feel this. That's distinct definition in my biceps. I joined a gym in March. I've been working out two or three times a week, but I know that it isn't going to last. Maybe six months more before I decide that I would rather sleep in instead. And before you know it, this definition will melt away like butter in the sun. Sure, I won't get fat for a few years. But it's coming, so I suggest you jump on the Jeff Macon train while it's still in the semi-attractive station. If you want me to meet your parents and friends, it had better be soon—in fact, this weekend would be best. I'm in a good mood overall. I am presentable and my resolve has not yet been eroded by years of bitterness and regret. I am still optimistic about getting involved in a long-term relationship, even though in five years the sex will slow to a trickle and I'll be riddled with doubts about whether I jumped into this too soon. The wedding pictures will look great, though, I promise. If you're worried about stability, don't be. I just got a new job last week. It's entry-level at a software company, but I still have some hopes and dreams about pursuing my music. I might even start a band. That's right now. Realistically, that band will just wind up being me and some friends getting together to drink. In 15 years, the "band" will be a memory. I'll be mired in middle management at the same job, and won't be able to see farther down the road than the six-pack I'll drink when I get home at night. So, seriously, you'd better strike while the iron's hot. If you want to check out my house to get some insight into my personality, you should come over right away. I spent the afternoon throwing out a bunch of old magazines and straightening up the place. I took my action figures and put them in a box, where they'll stay until I start to feel nostalgic for my childhood again. I vacuumed, too. That was such a pain that I don't see myself doing it again for a long time. Hang on—I just need to put my Skeletor back on the mantle. While the expiration date on Jeff Macon is still a few years down the road, my optimal shelf-life is going to expire in two days. In fact, even since I began writing this, my personal appearance has gotten imperceptibly though irreversibly worse. The longer you wait, the further advanced my decline will be. Ladies, the clock is ticking. My teeth won't be my own forever. So. Who's first?
Jeff's a real catch and a great personality on top of it. 40 year old virgin comes to mind for some reason. | |
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Slave2daGroove said: GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: Women between the ages of, say, 19 and 40, if I can have your attention for a brief moment, I would like to present something to you: me! I just got this new shirt back from the cleaners, I showered and shaved, and I'm sporting a nice new haircut. They even put some gel in it. I got plenty of sleep last night and the light in here at this moment is just right. This is me in my prime. I'm looking sharp and feeling fine. Be warned, though, it's all going to be downhill from here on out. So who among you is going to be the one to take a crack at this?
Before you reject me out of habit, stop and think for just a minute. I know there's better out there. I'm no gold-medal guy, but there's definitely worse. I'm not fat, yet, and I'm not bald, though it definitely runs in my family. I have a tan from doing some yard work at my mom's house back in Minnesota that will probably result in melanoma when I'm older. It's as much of the whole package as you're ever gonna get with me. Here it is. The dinner bell's ringing, and it ain't getting any hotter, so come and get it! Feel this. That's distinct definition in my biceps. I joined a gym in March. I've been working out two or three times a week, but I know that it isn't going to last. Maybe six months more before I decide that I would rather sleep in instead. And before you know it, this definition will melt away like butter in the sun. Sure, I won't get fat for a few years. But it's coming, so I suggest you jump on the Jeff Macon train while it's still in the semi-attractive station. If you want me to meet your parents and friends, it had better be soon—in fact, this weekend would be best. I'm in a good mood overall. I am presentable and my resolve has not yet been eroded by years of bitterness and regret. I am still optimistic about getting involved in a long-term relationship, even though in five years the sex will slow to a trickle and I'll be riddled with doubts about whether I jumped into this too soon. The wedding pictures will look great, though, I promise. If you're worried about stability, don't be. I just got a new job last week. It's entry-level at a software company, but I still have some hopes and dreams about pursuing my music. I might even start a band. That's right now. Realistically, that band will just wind up being me and some friends getting together to drink. In 15 years, the "band" will be a memory. I'll be mired in middle management at the same job, and won't be able to see farther down the road than the six-pack I'll drink when I get home at night. So, seriously, you'd better strike while the iron's hot. If you want to check out my house to get some insight into my personality, you should come over right away. I spent the afternoon throwing out a bunch of old magazines and straightening up the place. I took my action figures and put them in a box, where they'll stay until I start to feel nostalgic for my childhood again. I vacuumed, too. That was such a pain that I don't see myself doing it again for a long time. Hang on—I just need to put my Skeletor back on the mantle. While the expiration date on Jeff Macon is still a few years down the road, my optimal shelf-life is going to expire in two days. In fact, even since I began writing this, my personal appearance has gotten imperceptibly though irreversibly worse. The longer you wait, the further advanced my decline will be. Ladies, the clock is ticking. My teeth won't be my own forever. So. Who's first?
Jeff's a real catch and a great personality on top of it. 40 year old virgin comes to mind for some reason. co- that movie was a trip btw....I died laughing when he started playing that Tuba and singing "Word Up" looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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applekisses said: jerseykrs said: what do you mean "when" we become pigs?
Exactly.  They need to keep their swine-like behavior in check at all times...sometimes they slip and...voila...Porky is in the house.2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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ThirdandFinal said: One of the cashiers I supervise complained that all day she was getting middle aged men who spent time "reading her name tag" off her chest.
We spent time speculating where the behavior comes from at that age Do they have it there whole life and it only becomes noticable at that age Is it something men just develop when they get older I told her I am 35 and don't know if in ten years or so this is something I should fight, or just enjoy anyones thoughts? anyone act like this already? actually, i remember when i hit puberty many members of the male gender stopped speaking to my face and began speaking to my chest. . . men. gotta love them [Edited 8/22/06 6:15am] | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: applekisses said: Exactly. They need to keep their swine-like behavior in check at all times...sometimes they slip and...voila...Porky is in the house.  | |
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ThirdandFinal said: Spookymuffin said: When that piece of skin that's between are legs stops being floppy. I can have all sorts of thoughts and ideas with my wife I can enjoy looking at all sorts of women, but I don't stare at them or try to make them uncomfortable It seems to be when men get midle aged they think all women want them they  and wish thatand act out on that in hopes that their gut feelings of NOT being desirable are proven wrong | |
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ok. here it goes... Ness's take are why men are pigdogs..
this shit goes back to the garden of eden ok?.. Adam was bored to fuckin death, then aha. God said " hey Addie ole boy makes ya self a partner dig me? ( nudge nudge) so adam pop a rib out and voila eve poofeth's onto the scene Adam on the other hand is quite midblown by eve's grooviness. Adam's 1st words to eve are "Stand back baby, i dont know how big this thing gets" eve says "s'okay papi. ive seen bigger". anyway eve takes over and says hey bite this apple, after she laid the good pussy on em' he drooled everytime she spoke. here bite this tree, here eat this rock, so the conclusion of this is. men drool at any woman who bats thier eyes at em. fuckin pigdogs | |
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Finess said: ok. here it goes... Ness's take are why men are pigdogs..
this shit goes back to the garden of eden ok?.. Adam was bored to fuckin death, then aha. God said " hey Addie ole boy makes ya self a partner dig me? ( nudge nudge) so adam pop a rib out and voila eve poofeth's onto the scene Adam on the other hand is quite midblown by eve's grooviness. Adam's 1st words to eve are "Stand back baby, i dont know how big this thing gets" eve says "s'okay papi. ive seen bigger". anyway eve takes over and says hey bite this apple, after she laid the good pussy on em' he drooled everytime she spoke. here bite this tree, here eat this rock, so the conclusion of this is. men drool at any woman who bats thier eyes at em. fuckin pigdogs  hell man thats freeking funny | |
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They're called Tellerites. 
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Slave2daGroove said: JasmineFire said: Symptoms include amnesia, hallucinations and delusions.
Men are wired different and listen to Krystal, she's right on. Groping women at a concert should get you a punch in the face, there's no touching unless you're asked to. That's not pig behavior, that's predator actions. Thanks yes. I'm not saying men have a right to even talk to the woman and certainly not touch her, I think that indicates a lack of respect for a woman more than a desire for her, I'm just saying I can see how there brains work now...how naturally it is for them to objectify women because I find myeslf doing that now unconciously because I'm around men so often. But still as a woman, I have to say sometimes I can feel uncomfortable with too much male attention but I think that is because I developed really early and men always thought I was older than I was so that was kinda overwhelming at times...but still at the same time I think alot of women are way too hard on men. | |
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If you wanna stop a man from being a pig, give em permission to oogle. They won't wanna do it anymore. | |
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Sweeny79 said: Spookymuffin said: So true. I'm always copping a glance, and if I like and I catch her staring, I give her the powerful ben stare - they often challenge back with a stare, so I check em out and look down their body then back up at them, so they feel all self conscious and look away, but I catch em staring again 5 minutes later. It's great fun on trains. It's called flirting.  It's normal for guys to look at women's boobies. Especially if women are wearing outfits that show them off. I look at women all the time. Even when i have been out with the babe. You cannot keep from looking at beautiful women. | |
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It's natural to want to stare, and we can't help but glance--it's like a 6th sense. There's nothing wrong with that desire.
But men still have the power to treat a woman with respect, which means not staring at their breasts while talking to them, not groping in crowded places. I've always said we can't control our desires, but we can control our actions. My Legacy
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NDRU said: It's natural to want to stare, and we can't help but glance--it's like a 6th sense. There's nothing wrong with that desire.
But men still have the power to treat a woman with respect, which means not staring at their breasts while talking to them, not groping in crowded places. I've always said we can't control our desires, but we can control our actions. It's not even the guys that stare so much that bother me. Cuz atleast they are open with their piggishness. It's the guys that ACT like they care, but in reality your just another fucking piece of meat to them. And they were just trying to trick you all along. And they think you don't have a brain. They think your fuckin stupid. And they think it's okay cuz they were nice to you but in reality it's not oaky. They were just nice to you because they thought that would make it better. It made them feel better about themself. But they leave you feeling like a piece of meat, just like every other guy has ever done. They are worse than the STARERS! [Edited 8/30/06 12:47pm] | |
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NDRU said: It's natural to want to stare, and we can't help but glance--it's like a 6th sense. There's nothing wrong with that desire.
But men still have the power to treat a woman with respect, which means not staring at their breasts while talking to them, not groping in crowded places. I've always said we can't control our desires, but we can control our actions. Exactly. Stare when they are not looking. | |
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luv4all7 said: NDRU said: It's natural to want to stare, and we can't help but glance--it's like a 6th sense. There's nothing wrong with that desire.
But men still have the power to treat a woman with respect, which means not staring at their breasts while talking to them, not groping in crowded places. I've always said we can't control our desires, but we can control our actions. It's not even the guys that stare so much that bother me. Cuz atleast they are open with their piggishness. It's the guys that ACT like they care, but in reality your just another fucking piece of meat to them. And they were just trying to trick you all along. And they think you don't have a brain. They think your fuckin stupid. And they think it's okay cuz they were nice to you but in reality it's not oaky. They were just nice to you because they thought that would make it better. It made them feel better about themself. But they leave you feeling like a piece of meat, just like every other guy has ever done. They are worse than the STARERS! [Edited 8/30/06 12:47pm] True. I know guys who just put that perversion on the table right from the start because then when they show that they're sensitive somewhere down the road it's just a bonus. But pretending you're not a pig is basically a lie, because basically we're all pigs at heart. Still, we don't have to act like pigs all the time. Sometimes we can "stare when they're not looking" as some prophet once said. My Legacy
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NDRU said: luv4all7 said: It's not even the guys that stare so much that bother me. Cuz atleast they are open with their piggishness. It's the guys that ACT like they care, but in reality your just another fucking piece of meat to them. And they were just trying to trick you all along. And they think you don't have a brain. They think your fuckin stupid. And they think it's okay cuz they were nice to you but in reality it's not oaky. They were just nice to you because they thought that would make it better. It made them feel better about themself. But they leave you feeling like a piece of meat, just like every other guy has ever done. They are worse than the STARERS! [Edited 8/30/06 12:47pm] True. I know guys who just put that perversion on the table right from the start because then when they show that they're sensitive somewhere down the road it's just a bonus. But pretending you're not a pig is basically a lie, because basically we're all pigs at heart. Still, we don't have to act like pigs all the time. Sometimes we can "stare when they're not looking" as some prophet once said. Yeah, staring when not looking is fine. It's the actual, building up of a girl, making her feel like, hey, this guy isn't another loser who just expects me to look pretty while I suck his dick, only to find out that Yeah, he is! Be honest from the begining. If ya want a pretty face, tell the girl thats what your looking for. Don't make her feel like you actually care about "her", when all your interested in is how she looks on your arm. [Edited 8/30/06 13:09pm] | |
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luv4all7 said: NDRU said: True. I know guys who just put that perversion on the table right from the start because then when they show that they're sensitive somewhere down the road it's just a bonus. But pretending you're not a pig is basically a lie, because basically we're all pigs at heart. Still, we don't have to act like pigs all the time. Sometimes we can "stare when they're not looking" as some prophet once said. Yeah, staring when not looking is fine. It's the actual, building up of a girl, making her feel like, hey, this guy isn't another loser who just expects me to look pretty while I suck his dick, only to find out that Yeah, he is! Be honest from the begining. If ya want a pretty face, tell the girl thats what your looking for. Don't make her feel like you actually care about "her", when all your interested in is how she looks on your arm. [Edited 8/30/06 13:09pm] yep, men are masters of manipulation. The worst ones are the best at it. My Legacy
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luv4all7 said: Be honest from the begining. If ya want a pretty face, tell the girl thats what your looking for. Don't make her feel like you actually care about "her", when all your interested in is how she looks on your arm. I agree. Honesty up front. While "Do you swallow?" really hasn't done much to increase the volume of my relationships, the quality has definitely experienced a substantial jump. | |
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luv4all7 said: NDRU said: True. I know guys who just put that perversion on the table right from the start because then when they show that they're sensitive somewhere down the road it's just a bonus. But pretending you're not a pig is basically a lie, because basically we're all pigs at heart. Still, we don't have to act like pigs all the time. Sometimes we can "stare when they're not looking" as some prophet once said. Yeah, staring when not looking is fine. It's the actual, building up of a girl, making her feel like, hey, this guy isn't another loser who just expects me to look pretty while I suck his dick, only to find out that Yeah, he is! Be honest from the begining. If ya want a pretty face, tell the girl thats what your looking for. Don't make her feel like you actually care about "her", when all your interested in is how she looks on your arm. [Edited 8/30/06 13:09pm] Yeah but if I tell women that then i am not gonna get very far. It wouldn't work. | |
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