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Not Good. LOL I was talking to my buddy today and he asked me a surprising question. He asked me what i got the babe for her birthday. I said "Huh?"lol. Turns out her birthday was on Saturday.  I didn't see her at all this weekend. I don't think i forgot it was her birthday because i truly don't think i know when her birthday is.I guess when she asked me when my birthday was i should have asked her when hers was. Maybe she did and i just wassn't paying attention. I don't know.
This has surprisingly never happened to me before. What's the best thing to do to save my ass? Should i wimp out and apologize and get her stupid flowers? I don't like the idea of that. | |
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how bout just being honest and telling her you dont celebrate birthdays ? | |
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Spats said: What's the best thing to do to save my ass? Should i wimp out and apologize and get her stupid flowers? I don't like the idea of that.
No way! Be a man about it and blame her for not telling you. This way you save face and she wants you more than ever. Keep your cajones! | |
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2the9s said: Spats said: What's the best thing to do to save my ass? Should i wimp out and apologize and get her stupid flowers? I don't like the idea of that.
No way! Be a man about it and blame her for not telling you. This way you save face and she wants you more than ever. Keep your cajones!  | |
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2the9s said: Spats said: What's the best thing to do to save my ass? Should i wimp out and apologize and get her stupid flowers? I don't like the idea of that.
No way! Be a man about it and blame her for not telling you. This way you save face and she wants you more than ever. Keep your cajones! | |
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2the9s said: Spats said: What's the best thing to do to save my ass? Should i wimp out and apologize and get her stupid flowers? I don't like the idea of that.
No way! Be a man about it and blame her for not telling you. This way you save face and she wants you more than ever. Keep your cajones! ... and you're married with a child?
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Spats said: I was talking to my buddy today and he asked me a surprising question. He asked me what i got the babe for her birthday. I said "Huh?"lol. Turns out her birthday was on Saturday.
I didn't see her at all this weekend. I don't think i forgot it was her birthday because i truly don't think i know when her birthday is.I guess when she asked me when my birthday was i should have asked her when hers was. Maybe she did and i just wassn't paying attention. I don't know.
This has surprisingly never happened to me before. What's the best thing to do to save my ass? Should i wimp out and apologize and get her stupid flowers? I don't like the idea of that. btw, how does you buddy know when the babe's birthday is? Are those two close? Is he always talking about her? | |
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Spats, your delima would be better expressed if you posted it on 2the9s Bollywood thread in the Prince Music & More forum. | |
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2the9s said: Spats said: I was talking to my buddy today and he asked me a surprising question. He asked me what i got the babe for her birthday. I said "Huh?"lol. Turns out her birthday was on Saturday.
I didn't see her at all this weekend. I don't think i forgot it was her birthday because i truly don't think i know when her birthday is.I guess when she asked me when my birthday was i should have asked her when hers was. Maybe she did and i just wassn't paying attention. I don't know.
This has surprisingly never happened to me before. What's the best thing to do to save my ass? Should i wimp out and apologize and get her stupid flowers? I don't like the idea of that. btw, how does you buddy know when the babe's birthday is? Are those two close? Is he always talking about her? He knew her before i did. I met her through him | |
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2the9s said: Spats said: What's the best thing to do to save my ass? Should i wimp out and apologize and get her stupid flowers? I don't like the idea of that.
No way! Be a man about it and blame her for not telling you. This way you save face and she wants you more than ever. Keep your cajones!  | |
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Imago said: Spats, your delima would be better expressed if you posted it on 2the9s Bollywood thread in the Prince Music & More forum.
That's pretty much true of all dilemmas! | |
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2the9s said: Imago said: Spats, your delima would be better expressed if you posted it on 2the9s Bollywood thread in the Prince Music & More forum.
That's pretty much true of all dilemmas! That's just how your ass rolls! | |
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2the9s said: Spats said: What's the best thing to do to save my ass? Should i wimp out and apologize and get her stupid flowers? I don't like the idea of that.
No way! Be a man about it and blame her for not telling you. This way you save face and she wants you more than ever. Keep your cajones! You are right. I was close to being a sissy boy for second. I will just tell her it was her fault. Even if she did tell me and i forgot I will still tell her she didn't. Thanks for the advice. | |
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Spats said: 2the9s said: No way! Be a man about it and blame her for not telling you. This way you save face and she wants you more than ever. Keep your cajones! You are right. I was close to being a sissy boy for second. I will just tell her it was her fault. Even if she did tell me and i forgot I will still tell her she didn't. Thanks for the advice. You won't be sorry! Tell her you will forgive her if she gets you something nice! | |
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2the9s said: Spats said: You are right. I was close to being a sissy boy for second. I will just tell her it was her fault. Even if she did tell me and i forgot I will still tell her she didn't. Thanks for the advice. You won't be sorry! Tell her you will forgive her if she gets you something nice!  | |
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Spats said: 2the9s said: No way! Be a man about it and blame her for not telling you. This way you save face and she wants you more than ever. Keep your cajones! You are right. I was close to being a sissy boy for second. I will just tell her it was her fault. Even if she did tell me and i forgot I will still tell her she didn't. Thanks for the advice.  It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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2the9s said: Spats said: You are right. I was close to being a sissy boy for second. I will just tell her it was her fault. Even if she did tell me and i forgot I will still tell her she didn't. Thanks for the advice. You won't be sorry! Tell her you will forgive her if she gets you something nice! Now you are just being a smartass. I'm serious. | |
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Give her one of these moves right when she starts to get angry...
Girls melt when you Vanilla Ice 'em...  | |
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Spats said: 2the9s said: No way! Be a man about it and blame her for not telling you. This way you save face and she wants you more than ever. Keep your cajones! You are right. I was close to being a sissy boy for second. I will just tell her it was her fault. Even if she did tell me and i forgot I will still tell her she didn't. Thanks for the advice. Good idea. Don't go soft on her now. | |
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Byron said: Give her one of these moves right when she starts to get angry...
Girls melt when you Vanilla Ice 'em... Oh HELLS yes! Sacktime for sure!! "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: Byron said: Give her one of these moves right when she starts to get angry...
Girls melt when you Vanilla Ice 'em... Oh HELLS yes! Sacktime for sure!! Met my last three girlfriends using that move...  | |
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2the9s said: Spats said: What's the best thing to do to save my ass? Should i wimp out and apologize and get her stupid flowers? I don't like the idea of that.
No way! Be a man about it and blame her for not telling you. This way you save face and she wants you more than ever. Keep your cajones! it's cojones, you git!  | |
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I am being serious about my dilemma and everyone is joking. Not good. | |
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Spats said: I am being serious about my dilemma and everyone is joking. Not good.
Wasn't that the titel of your thread?  | |
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abierman said: Keep your cajones!
it's cojones, you git! Maybe he meant drawers 
Keep your drawers (on) That WOULD BE cajones 
Maybe | |
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Spats said: I am being serious about my dilemma and everyone is joking. Not good.
Did you even try the Vanilla Ice move??...  | |
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PANDURITO said: abierman said: it's cojones, you git! Maybe he meant drawers
Keep your drawers (on) That WOULD BE cajones
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Besides, Spats - it's so fucking obvious.
Apologise, buy her a nice gift and take her out to dinner. You're very much more likely to climb into her pissflaps that way. | |
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Spookymuffin said: Besides, Spats - it's so fucking obvious.
Apologise, buy her a nice gift and take her out to dinner. You're very much more likely to climb into her pissflaps that way. | |
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