I would have paid to see this movie. And yes I know I'm a cow so where do I put my money. Duh, I'm a walking wallet okay?

I would have paid to see that movie as well.

I'd rather be on a plane full of heifers than snakes

Gene Shalit..."PerSUEDE your friends to see this thriller"..

Roger Ebert..."I can't reVEAL the surprise ending..."

purplerein said:

I am truly worthless. It took me a good eight seconds to even understand that.


Being said, it's not that funny, but it took me way too long.

purplerein said:

Other taglines for "Cows on a Plane"

If you see one mooooovie this year, see this one.

Stay away if your a COWard.

You will scream in UDDER terror.

This movie MILKS the suspense.

I've got a sense of humor about these things.

This moooovie is a must see.

LleeLlee said:

INSATIABLE said:

I should be flogged for that

Cow said:

Sounds great! This is a very good premiss for a movie, IMHO. I'm so there when/if this movie comes to a theatre near me.

purplerein said:

"It will mooooove you!"





STARRING Leather Tuscadero.

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That mother%&$#ing cow licked you WHERE?!






Cows love Samuel L. Jackson!

Alan Smithee...."Cows on a plane cud be the best movie of the decade!"


Elsie Thecow...."Dont walk..run! to see Cows on a plane"

Oh, mother*&^%%er,what did I just step in? Your ass is a handbag,mother&*%er!

CBorgman..."Move over Oscar..Cows on a Plane coming in for a landing!"


Anxiety...."Oscar has a new name...Cows on a Plane"

Cow!!! It's been way too long without you!

Cow said:

i would love to see this movie too. what could be more entertaining? cows are wonderful animals.

Teacher said:

Well, you see I've been kind of dead...feeling better now.

XxAxX said:

Yes we are!

Cow said:

i could see cows making a political statement about the whole stereotypical (and deeply hurtful, no doubt) perception of cows as 'walking wallets'

maybe there could be a movie about cows cowjacking a plane and taking a stand for positive change in the world

XxAxX said:

In death, I have learned to embrace the humor that surronds cows. I'm just not angry anymore. But many of my brethren and sistren do resent the stereotypes. I could see a band of intelligent cows doing this.

(Pitch) A plane filled with leather coats. A group of cows. Samuel L. Jackson. A 747....Cows on a Plane!!!

Cow said:

imo this is a very viable idea. Cows sneak onto the plane and unveil themselves once said plane is airborne, surprising and terrifying human pasengers. maybe there could even be pigs in the cargo hold, who escape and join forces with the Cows. i'm just thinking aloud. we should storyboard this, Cow, and pitch it to MGM before someone else does.

Cow said:

Samaar said:

XxAxX said:

As long as we don't have to join forces with horses, who suck.

My contract would have to include "director's cud".