Anx dedication thread to the nastiness that is ham salad reminded me of this great site...I bring you The Gallery of Regrettable Food!

http://www.lileks.com/ins...e/gallery/



It's steak a la Ugarte! When decorating your meal, make sure to arrange the onions in the shape of Peter Lorre's face.
Garnish with small, inedible onions. WARNING! The carrots here are not to be eaten. Your manly meat-a-rifficness will diminish if you eat the carrots. Vegetables are for commies.




Here the food seems trapped in a shiny force-field, the individual items looking with sad envy at the olives and tomatoes relaxing outside the hated Invisible Barrier. This dish takes a little more time, because it requires constant Simonizing prior to consumption. But that's Gel-Cookery!


ENJOY!

applekisses said:

And now you’re six! And also maniacally insane!

This year the parents have chosen a popular party theme: lick the animal habitat.

If you strew some jacks in a child’s dessert, make sure they’re metal. They show up better on the X-rays.

But surely this is just a mometary lapse of reason for this child. Surely she’s much more lovable than the picture suggests.

Mr. Chairman, I wish to nominate AppleKisses as having too much free time today...

purplerein said:

And I'm leaving in an hour!

applekisses said:

you know....

purplerein said:

And...my lunch will be here in about 15 minutes

applekisses said:

yeah...well...i hope they're out of whatever you're thinking of having

This site makes my tummy hurt.

:yuk:

HereToRockYourWorld said:

"Mothers know this is a wholesome combination"

And why aren't you supposed to stir it?

FunkMistress said:

maybe you'll stir the wholesome goodness right out of it

HereToRockYourWorld said:

I see the Virgin Mary in there!

TMPletz said:

Well, that explains it.


You know, I just wanna know what it IS. Is it solid meat? Is the white stuff fat? Is it some kind of pastry object? I don't GET it.

purplerein said:

Actually, they were...I had something else more yummy, though...

applekisses said:

sure you did

applekisses said:

So who was the lucky guy?

TMPletz said:

Frankly, it looks like a breast implant from the 1939 World's Fair

Sweeny79 said:

These old 1950s or 60s pictures aren't doing some of these foods justice.


...but I still wouldn't eat them.

TMPletz said:

They're insanely disgusting!

applekisses said:

the jello or breast implants?

purplerein said:

BOTH!

horrible

applekisses said:

althom said:

EWWWWW! That's not food, that's just regrettable!