endorphin74 said:

Anx said:

u're gonna eat it and u're gonna like it!

THIS is a little closer to the nastiness that is ham salad. Look at that! They actually have the audacity to spruce it up with some greens to make it look "healthy". HA! There's more nutritional value in a pack of filterless Lucky Strikes!

Anx said:

RAAAAAWRDEADDEADDEAAAAAD :hamsaladscoop:
:plop: ARRRRRGHBURNDEATHBUUUUURN

madartista said:

then i will just have to make some of my skanktrocious microwave quesadillas and then we will see who's laughing on the other foot, so put that in your hat and call me in the morning!

minneapolisgenius said:

oh its there but you just cant post on it

http://www.prince.org/msg/100/180292

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Anx said:

Do you know what they call that sludge here? SANDWICH SPREAD so you don't even know what it is that you're spreading...

brownsugar said:

it's been found!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

i hope bjork never sees this thread, or else we'll be hearing all about "delicattessia", her new super experimental album in which she uses only food for musical instruments.

applekisses said:

well, under this here roof we call it just plain NASTY.

next time i'm in indiana, i'm going to take my camera into a krogers and snap a pic of some ham salad. none of these google pics do the horror justice. i mean, if you wanted to be the incredible melting man for halloween, you could just dump some of this stuff on your face and it would look totally gross and realistic. of course, the ham salad stank would make you pass out before you could even say "trick or treat", but that's how it goes.

Anx said:

when she goes out on promo appearances, look out for her custom-made dress made entirely outta frozen peas.

Anx said:

OH MY GOD


The next time I go to Kroger I'm taking a candid snapshot of that mess...I can smell it from here

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

she already wore a damn outfit made completely out of sushi in that crazy matthew barney mess she starred in!!!

applekisses said:

it's the next org challenge: whomever takes the nastiest picture of ham salad wins!

Anx said:

O.M.G. I can't believe u went there. U make me cry.

Look:

Main Entry: que·sa·dil·la
Pronunciation: "kA-s&-'dE-& also -'[th]E- or -'[th]El-y&
Function: noun
Etymology: Mexican Spanish, from Spanish, cheese pastry, diminutive of quesada, from queso cheese, from Latin caseus
: a tortilla filled with a savory mixture, folded, and fried

Ergo, your little microwave treat is, by Merriam-Webster definition, NOT a quesadilla. Perhaps a "waved cheese product"?

I'm gonna serve u ham salad on top of ham aspic, smothered in pickled ham sauce. YUMYUMYUM!

madartista said:

yeah, well. where *I* live, the common pronunciation of the word is KWESSuhDILLIA.

i even heard someone at a taco bell ask for a CHEESE FUNQUITA, and i have no damn idea what they were trying to pronounce!

Anx said:

You're on!

Anx said:

WTH!

Anx said:

i think that someone is named Anx.

at any rate, i like "funquita" -- has a nice ring to it. what do u think a funquita should be?

brownsugar said:

omg, NO.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Must be because I have never ever, besides spam, seen anything like that

Anx said:

how long did she keep all that sushi? it's gone totally furry.

brownsugar said:

That was one of the best threads ever. And I'm not just saying that because I was all over it.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

this stuff makes spam look like freakin' godiva chocolates in a solid gold box.

Anx said:

Is that piece of crap what tainted your Hob Nobs experience?

applekisses said:

to be fair, it did have its redeeming qualities. you got to see matthew barney's whoop-de-doo and bjork's citrus scented snoopy.

Anx said:

Bjork has a snoopy?

applekisses said:

she gets weirder every day.

applekisses said:

apparently so. unless you call it something different where you live, like a num-num or a how-do-ya-do.