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Thread started 08/22/06 8:44am

funkpill

Robot Bartender

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.


The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's body parts.



Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"



The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says... real slowly,





"So... what government agency do you work for……………………………

confused


lol
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Reply #1 posted 08/22/06 8:56am

muirdo

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confuse

i dont get it.
Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
woot!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05
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Reply #2 posted 08/22/06 8:58am

applekisses

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