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The Stick-Like-Glue-Thick-As-2-Short-Planks EX right now i am so f&cking pissed off. last year i dated this dumbo for about 3 months. nothing spectacular. he turned out to be a 65 year old moaning grandmother disguised as one of those sort of nice librarian type young dudes. honestly, he bored the living shit out of me, talking about collecting china cups and baking cakes and making home made soup. he'd sit on the couch at 5 PM in our 3rd month in his pyjama and be all like "oh why should i dress nicely, i'm not a fashion fag". i'm like "yeah well ok, but white sox, slippers(!!) and pyjama shorts are not really a fetish for me, you know anyway, i tried to pull his closeted ass into the 21st century but i must admit that i failed on every single count. so i broke it off. tried to do it the nice way and ended up with him crying like a madman, hysterical, choking, as i was like "omg this is insane, i want OUT of here" anywho, he's been out of the picture for 10 months now and after he'd initially called me, texted me and emailed me insanely much, he kinda let off. he threatened to send a camera crew to my house to win me back and i threatened simply to go visit his parents and tell them their son is in fact not the goody 2 shoes white sox n sandals straight man they think he is but instead is someone who got rather a lot of pleasure from sucking my... well you get the idea. immediately the coward backed off and fell silent. until my mom and i bumped into him whilst shopping a month or 2 ago. now it's emails all the time and long assed stories of how he wants me back blablabla now there's this email wishing me a happy birthday for today. lol. it was august 5th but ok, what the hell do i care anyway. but get this, the second line is "Can't I Be Your Present?" cut that shit out! what the hell can i do to finally make this idiot back off. i didn't want to hurt him or anything but at this point i really don't care anymore about his feelings as long as he backs the fuck off. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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oh lawd
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ooh, happy late b-day, by the way Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Just tell him you dig straight chicks in hot outfits:
http://www.prince.org/msg/100/199152 . [Edited 8/15/06 14:13pm] 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Just tell him you dig straight chicks in hot outfits:
http://www.prince.org/msg/100/199152 . [Edited 8/15/06 14:13pm] lol. don't tell herman cuz he'll start telling you about me kissing this big tits faghag at the amsterdam pride, lol. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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cborgman said: ooh, happy late b-day, by the way
thank you see, i like it when you say it and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Natisse said: oh lawd
i know some people just won't take no for an answer. i tried to play nice and was even blunt for my taste but still he doesn't seem to get it. it's time to send in Dan i think and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: Natisse said: oh lawd
i know some people just won't take no for an answer. i tried to play nice and was even blunt for my taste but still he doesn't seem to get it. it's time to send in Dan i think | |
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there' something i don't understand..you dated him 3 months before you learned he was 65? | |
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purplerein said: there' something i don't understand..you dated him 3 months before you learned he was 65?
He's young but turns out to act like an old fart 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: purplerein said: there' something i don't understand..you dated him 3 months before you learned he was 65?
He's young but turns out to act like an old fart thanks supa...tell your nephew his uncle's hawt and cool | |
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purplerein said: there' something i don't understand..you dated him 3 months before you learned he was 65?
lol. he wasn't actually 65, he was 29 but ACTED like he was 65. it was like "oh no, we can't go out for ice cream, it's past 19:00" all these weird unwritten ancient rules, like evening curfew or something. one day he scolded me for 15 mins because i keep handkerchiefs in whatever pocket i stick them in. his take was that it's supposed to be im the left side pocket. he talked about it like i needed open heart surgery. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: purplerein said: there' something i don't understand..you dated him 3 months before you learned he was 65?
lol. he wasn't actually 65, he was 29 but ACTED like he was 65. it was like "oh no, we can't go out for ice cream, it's past 19:00" all these weird unwritten ancient rules, like evening curfew or something. one day he scolded me for 15 mins because i keep handkerchiefs in whatever pocket i stick them in. his take was that it's supposed to be im the left side pocket. he talked about it like i needed open heart surgery. id be cool with that, as long as the handkerchief wasn't yellow or brown | |
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IstenSzek said: purplerein said: there' something i don't understand..you dated him 3 months before you learned he was 65?
lol. he wasn't actually 65, he was 29 but ACTED like he was 65. it was like "oh no, we can't go out for ice cream, it's past 19:00" all these weird unwritten ancient rules, like evening curfew or something. one day he scolded me for 15 mins because i keep handkerchiefs in whatever pocket i stick them in. his take was that it's supposed to be im the left side pocket. he talked about it like i needed open heart surgery. Wait...and WHY did you not get all Serenity Now on his ass? | |
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applekisses said: IstenSzek said: lol. he wasn't actually 65, he was 29 but ACTED like he was 65. it was like "oh no, we can't go out for ice cream, it's past 19:00" all these weird unwritten ancient rules, like evening curfew or something. one day he scolded me for 15 mins because i keep handkerchiefs in whatever pocket i stick them in. his take was that it's supposed to be im the left side pocket. he talked about it like i needed open heart surgery. Wait...and WHY did you not get all Serenity Now on his ass? oh i did we were driving through belgium at the time and he was lecturing me in the car. all of a sudden it was like everything just went red in front of my eyes and i started screaming and threw the handkerchief out of the window, lol. then i said something to the effect of "one.more.word. and someone is gonna die on this road tonight" i just knew he was upset for the handkerchief getting dirty and wet lying there on the road, all alone and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: applekisses said: Wait...and WHY did you not get all Serenity Now on his ass? oh i did we were driving through belgium at the time and he was lecturing me in the car. all of a sudden it was like everything just went red in front of my eyes and i started screaming and threw the handkerchief out of the window, lol. then i said something to the effect of "one.more.word. and someone is gonna die on this road tonight" i just knew he was upset for the handkerchief getting dirty and wet lying there on the road, all alone Know what Isten?...you're funny! | |
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purplerein said: IstenSzek said: oh i did we were driving through belgium at the time and he was lecturing me in the car. all of a sudden it was like everything just went red in front of my eyes and i started screaming and threw the handkerchief out of the window, lol. then i said something to the effect of "one.more.word. and someone is gonna die on this road tonight" i just knew he was upset for the handkerchief getting dirty and wet lying there on the road, all alone Know what Isten?...you're funny! you think so? i'm too friendly, that's what i am, lol. and i'm a bit of a coward to perhaps because i don't see any other reason why i always end up staying with losers for so long other than the fact that i am too scared to break it off, maybe. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: purplerein said: Know what Isten?...you're funny! you think so? i'm too friendly, that's what i am, lol. and i'm a bit of a coward to perhaps because i don't see any other reason why i always end up staying with losers for so long other than the fact that i am too scared to break it off, maybe. would you care to see my collection of tea cozies? | |
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purplerein said: IstenSzek said: you think so? i'm too friendly, that's what i am, lol. and i'm a bit of a coward to perhaps because i don't see any other reason why i always end up staying with losers for so long other than the fact that i am too scared to break it off, maybe. would you care to see my collection of tea cozies? i would probably say yes because i didn't want to hurt your feelings, lol. it would probably go so fat that you would bring me tea cozies every time you came over and i'd be like "oh, thank you" only when i would be forced by you to wear those tea cozies as mittens in winter, i would finally say "sorry but i don't like your fcking cozies!" and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: purplerein said: would you care to see my collection of tea cozies? i would probably say yes because i didn't want to hurt your feelings, lol. it would probably go so fat that you would bring me tea cozies every time you came over and i'd be like "oh, thank you" only when i would be forced by you to wear those tea cozies as mittens in winter, i would finally say "sorry but i don't like your fcking cozies!" you'ld just use me and set me free.. | |
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purplerein said: IstenSzek said: i would probably say yes because i didn't want to hurt your feelings, lol. it would probably go so fat that you would bring me tea cozies every time you came over and i'd be like "oh, thank you" only when i would be forced by you to wear those tea cozies as mittens in winter, i would finally say "sorry but i don't like your fcking cozies!" you'ld just use me and set me free.. and i wouldn't give back the tea cozies either and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: purplerein said: you'ld just use me and set me free.. and i wouldn't give back the tea cozies either Beotch | |
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IstenSzek said: applekisses said: Wait...and WHY did you not get all Serenity Now on his ass? oh i did we were driving through belgium at the time and he was lecturing me in the car. all of a sudden it was like everything just went red in front of my eyes and i started screaming and threw the handkerchief out of the window, lol. then i said something to the effect of "one.more.word. and someone is gonna die on this road tonight" i just knew he was upset for the handkerchief getting dirty and wet lying there on the road, all alone Oh HELL yes! | |
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Lars -- How the hell do you find these people? You've always got the craziest stories -- my heart goes out to you, but damn, they make for some hilarious reading! Tell him you're becoming a nun. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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madartista said: Lars -- How the hell do you find these people? You've always got the craziest stories -- my heart goes out to you, but damn, they make for some hilarious reading! Tell him you're becoming a nun.
His stories are crazier than mine even! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: His stories are crazier than mine even!
Yes, in his own way. You, cborgman, & Isten each have your own unique abilities when it comes to drawing the random, crazy & completely unbelievable. We can never guess what's going to happen next, but we know we want to hear about it when it does! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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madartista said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: His stories are crazier than mine even!
Yes, in his own way. You, cborgman, & Isten each have your own unique abilities when it comes to drawing the random, crazy & completely unbelievable. We can never guess what's going to happen next, but we know we want to hear about it when it does! keep your eyes open for the crackville thread 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: keep your eyes open for the crackville thread
O.M.G. I can only imagine.... http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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applekisses said: Wait...and WHY did you not get all Serenity Now on his ass?
that's what i wanna know! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: stuff
u posting under me looks like Madonna's crucifed head is on Prince's Dirty Mind body. I LOVE IT!!! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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