As much as I love talking about hookers and boobies and my own p*nis, I feel like August has been a bit of a disappointment for the Captain. I was granted an enormous power, August Male Org Hottie, by an overwhelming margin. But what have I done with my crown? Have I made a difference in any Orger's life or have I maintained the status quo of being a really well-endowed sex god? What could I do that would be SPECTACULAR!

I'm taking suggestions...

Just remember to be yourself.

post pics of you and the admiral making out?

cborgman said:

5 X 7 or 8 X 10?

I mean, what are you talking about?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Kind of hard for a person with multiple personalities to do but I'll try.

CaptainChaos said:

a series of polaroids

cborgman said:

You see the problem with that is that next everybody will be wanting to see the unrated DVD with 20 more minutes of steamy footage.

CaptainChaos said:

that's money in the bank. sell em for 20 a pop...

cborgman said:

The DVD has been called off. Admiral wants his name above mine on the cover...no way!

Back on point, what can I do to change the world? Or change the Org? Forever...

CaptainChaos said:

but anyone who buys the dvd will see your name should clearly be on top of his, as evidenced by the footage within.

(wow, it's hard to stop writing in shakespearean after a few posts of doing so)

cborgman said:

A good point which I am neither confirming or denying.

I have to do something major, something earth-shattering, something that will rock the Org's world?

But what?

CaptainChaos said:

kill althom?

cborgman said:

Naw...don't want to kill anybody.

Maybe I should do another identity speculation thread? See if people around here believe that I really am indeed the Captain or I am something more sinister and mysterious.

CaptainChaos said:

or perhaps you would finally reveal the truth of the matter?

Your avatar is ugly.

luv4all7 said:

mine?

cborgman said:

This thread would be on fire if the Captain were to make a startling revelation, at long last, about my potentially mysterious identity.

Maybe I'll just make something up.

CaptainChaos said:

it'd be better if you told the truth

cborgman said:

Maybe the Captain fears the truth. Or maybe the world could not handle the truth. I guess the Jack avatar is fitting.

How many times a day, and be honest Org, do you say, "Who is this CaptainChaos guy? What makes him tick? Is his penis really as large as he says?"

In other words, how many hours a day, people of the Org, do you intensely focus on the sexually dynamic enigma that is the Captain?

cborgman said:

Hell no!
Yours is hot!
Captain Chaos.

luv4all7 said:

In some cultures, insulting someone's avatar would be an act of war.

Avast, ye scurvy dog!!!

CaptainChaos said:

Dude ya asked how to make your hotness hotter this month. Your avatar sucks. Put someone hot in it.

luv4all7 said:

I wasn't really going to war with you. I just like using scurvy in a sentence.

The Captain shall think on this avatar situation...

CaptainChaos said:

Me neither. I'm trying this new bitch thing out. How did I do?

luv4all7 said:

If it is your dream, the Captain says live your dreams and keep rocking in the free world.

There's colors on the street
Red, white and blue
People shufflin' their feet
People sleepin' in their shoes
But there's a warnin' sign
on the road ahead
There's a lot of people sayin'
we'd be better off dead
Don't feel like Satan,
but I am to them
So I try to forget it,
any way I can.

Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world
Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world.

I see a woman in the night
With a baby in her hand
Under an old street light
Near a garbage can
Now she puts the kid away,
and she's gone to get a hit
She hates her life,
and what she's done to it
There's one more kid
that will never go to school
Never get to fall in love,
never get to be cool.

Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world
Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world.

We got a thousand points of light
For the homeless man
We got a kinder, gentler,
Machine gun hand
We got department stores
and toilet paper
Got styrofoam boxes
for the ozone layer
Got a man of the people,
says keep hope alive
Got fuel to burn,
got roads to drive.

Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world
Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world.

With the inclusion of Neil Young song lyrics, this thread now has everything.