Sorry, I was on an extended leave.

Too busy playing with myself.

Pen0r said:

Strange - I thought I saw you earlier.

onenitealone said:

Ow, was that YOUR hand...

Mmm'kay.

e-pen0r

Online ego measured by the size of one's own penis.

Neaub3 just gawt fuxing sc0n3d, his e-pen0r must be brox0rd now. lawl, rifk.

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pen0r

A slang term for the Penis

This term is used when one is attempting "1337 Sp33k", or trying to bypass a swear-word filter in a game/chatroom.

This is the word of choice for 30 year old everquest-playing pedophiles.

*** Typical Use of the Word ***

OK.. U WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY SPIN THE BOTTEL?

YES!!! Will you touch my pen0r?

WOTS THAT???!!

Does it matter?

K..... ILL TUCH IT IF U COME!!

K'thx. I'll come if you touch it. XD

????? K

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pen0r

Pen0r is a very funny word that most people dont know what it means. :O It really is an Internet way of saying penis but most people dont know, so you can write it on the schools whiteboard and get a good laugh. Or you can have Circuit CIty put it on the address label for the stuff you order from their site.

J00bie from The Star Syndicate made this word funny and proper to use. Infact, J00bie makes my pen0r happy!

Thank You From Ordering From CC.com!
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From: Me
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

~Hums Say my name,say my name~

I miss Bucket.....

abierman said:

Well, I don't have a bucket, but I sure do have bouncy balls, mate.

I don't know who U r.
I'm new.
Are U a guy or girl?
Are U straight or gay?
Post a pic.

luv4all7 said:

really, you don't want to....

luv4all7 said:

I don't care.
I'm old.
penii r nevah grls, r they?
penii swings every way which loose
I only have x-rated pics.

And pulease, grl. YOU are new. Introduce PROPER.

After that I will tell you how many inches, awright?

Pen0r said:

Maybe you should poke your head out and let her guess the rest.

Or, er, maybe not.

"pen0r" is SO february 06.

Anx said:

I know. I am SOOOOO 54th account.

onenitealone said:

All she needs to do is get on her knees and worship.

I have a feeling she's got a knack for it.

Pen0r said:

Cool.
Cool.
I dunno, the worlds confusing that way these days.
Okay.
Okay.

Uhhhhh. SO? No.

Whatev.

Pen0r said:

i was just testing you to see if you'd get upset. i wanted to see if you were a sensitive pen0r....looks like you could hammer nails with that thing, though.

Anx said:

Then hang 9's tractor from it. I can swing it too, if you want.